Fun in the Abarat
Knowing the Griffins they have the tendency to do stupid things. Let's start with the obvious. At one in the afternoon Peter had to pass a test in order to become a pirate. Peter squinted his eyes, "If it's dealing with math or reading I'll immediately fail because I'm retarded." The pirates laughed, the caption with a thousand eyes wrapped a claw on his shoulder.
"No, stranger from the Sky, all you have to do is drink these 15 shots of vodka and still be standing," said the Caption, Peter beamed with joy at this test. He was always good at drinking and he was the best drunk in his hometown. The whole bar watched as 'Stranger from the Sky' shot down 15 shots and asked for 5 more. After twenty shots had been consumed Peter was shitfaced yet for some miracle he was still standing. The bar cheered as the Caption awarded Peter a medal, "Congratulations, you are now a pirate!" Peter tried to say yay but it ended up being gibberish instead.
"From now on you will be known as Freefalling Bastard!"
"Hey! Thad so…your so cute, you…know that," said a drunk Peter. The Caption continued, "As a reward, we'll give you the new whore who strangely fell from the sky like you did."
The pirates dragged in a Lois who was just as drunk as Peter. "Hey boys, who wants to go first!"
"Oh Me! Me! Mememememememememememe!" repeated an excited Peter before he ended up puking over Lois then Lois puking all over Peter then eventually they pass out on the floor. "Eh, it still counts," said one of the pirates then they dragged the couple to their ship.
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Over at three o'clock in the morning at Commexco City Brain and Stewie were sitting in the worlds most brightest jail in the universe. They have been sitting there for two hours with other prisoners that looked like they've crawled out of someone's nightmares. When they first arrived here they thought they were dead for sure by the strange ways they were looking at them. "Oh god, we're so dead," stated Brain once the police threw them in jail with the unimaginable nightmares around them. Oddly the nightmarish creatures surrounding them had no interest in hurting them, in fact they were gathering in amazement.
"Are you from the Hereafter?" asked a creature that looked like a lobster. Both of the cartoon characters stopped shaking and looked up at the nightmares standing around them as if they were watching a miracle happen. Brain and Stewie stood up slowly, making sure the monsters weren't about to prance on them like a wolf on a deer. One of them asked again, "Well….are you?"
"Ahhh…we're n- ow!" yelped Brain as Stewie elbowed his ribs.
"Oh, yeah, defiantly from the Hereafter!" stated Stewie with a nervous laugh. After a moments pause, another prisoner asked, "Well, what does the Hereafter look like? Do they all look so…cartoonish?" Brain and Stewie looked down at each other, wondering what the hell they were talking about but went with it anyway. For those two hours they've told their stories of wild adventures on Spooner St., alternate universes, time travel, reverse time travel, etc. After they were finished one of them raised a hand as if this was school instead of a prison. Brian pointed at one of them, "What's your question?"
"Is it really true that the Hereafter has dollars?" asked a creature with a fishes head. The prison began to whisper gleefully at the aspect of dollars, the strangers from Spooner St. looked at each other and shrugged, nodding their heads. Without warning a thief knocked them both unconscious and took a ten dollar bill and a pound of weed from Brain's pocket.
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In the Effert, Bryon and Shrewie were able to get Chris to put his clothes back on but it did little to help the situation since the place was like the Arctic. "It's so cold!" shivered Chris, the others were about to say something back but were frozen solid in fear. "What's wrong, guys?" asked Chris, still shivering. The friends pointed up to one of the monsters of Effert before them. Once the monster roared the trio were able to move and ran for their dear lives.
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On the hour of Midnight, Pinz was walking through the forest wondering if he was back in some part of the labyrinth. He was ringing his hands together nervously, "Man, my boss is going to have my ass," murmured Pinz gloomily, not noticing two creatures of Midnight until they were in front of them. Pinz looked at the things in weariness. Hell was always making strange looking creatures but was afraid these creatures in front of him were going to take him to his doom. Pinz was about defend himself when one of the creatures asked, "Did you have a make over?"
"What?"
"You're face and they way you look is different, your highness. Did you convert your nightmares into those needles on your face or do they live somewhere else?" Pinz smiled at the mistake, for some reason they've mistaken him for the Prince of Midnight. He hadn't seen the Nightmare Man himself but he had heard rumors from the labyrinth he was just as terrifying as they are.
"Ah..yeah, I had a make-over, I thought it was time for a change!"
"You're certainly right, my lord! You look more terrifying then ever," said the thing then quickly stated, "not that you weren't terrifying before but-"
"Just go already before I lose my patience!" said Pinz with authority, the two creatures of Midnight left in a fright. After they were gone Pinz went into Carrion's tower to check out all the 'goodies' to explore.
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In the air riding a Sacbrood was Leeman Vol with an unconscious Puderscmidt (Vol punched him in the face for screaming too long). Vol had been in the air for hours searching for his Meg until he caught her on a boat with two other people talking to her. "Meg!" he screamed, his three mouths saying her name in unison. When they didn't hear him the first time he kicked the giant insect to take a dive downward but ended up with the insect making a fast roll, making the two riders on board fall on the three passenger on ship.