''You!" Kagura glared at the sandy-haired boy, grinning mischievously at her
''Hey china'' he snickered ''did you miss me?''
He took a step forward, Kagura noticed this and shot several bullets on the ground to stop him'' next time it'll be your legs, sadist''
''Well, someone's angry'' he teased, not feeling the least bit intimidated by her ''and after I went through all this trouble to come see you''
Yeah, to come see you to your grave!
''Go away sadist'' she turned her back and started to leave, she didn't have time for him today
Okita was disappointed, he decided he was going to have to stir up her anger a bit more so she could entertain him, he placed his sword back in it's sheath and picked up a more extreme weapon, with an evil glint in his eye and the hope of Kagura's demise in his heart, he aimed his double missile bazooka right for Kagura, and...
The explosion was heard probably all over the city, the people around where it had happened rushed to the scene, waiting for the smoke to clear so they could see what happened, when they did, their jaws dropped at the scene before them, never before had an alien girl been so angry, ''SAAAAAADIST!"
Okita stood there, bazooka in hand, he was clearly responsible for the explosion, while everyone stood shocked, Kagura wasted no time before charging towards him, with one thing in her mind,''Kill him!"
Meanwhile...
Back at the hospital, the lady doctor had gotten busy, for about half an hour or so, she had been turning Gintoki into one of the cutest girls ever, ''Done!". She turned Gintoki's chair to face a mirror so he could judge his new look, ''so what do you think''
A smile crept on Gin's lips, ''Perfectly cute"
Outside, on a tree next to the doctor's office, Hijikata sat on a branch with almost all his colour gone, he was looking through his binoculars at Gin who now actually looked like a girl, a cute girl, he looked away before vomiting, the vomit unfortunately hit a passerby but he didn't care, he put on the binoculars again, to continue spying on Gin but he wasn't there, as he looked around the office for the silver-haired samurai, his eyes fell on the lady doctor, who was quite surprised at seeing him
''S-S-S-Stalker!" She screamed
Hijikata panicked and in attempt to get down from the tree and run away, the branch broke and he fell, landing him in the hospital.
Scene change
Kagura and okita were now fighting, Kagura was aimed at seriously hurting Okita, not even caring about the buildings they were destroying, people had cleared the scene so as to not get hurt by the two monsters, the police couldn't stop them and fled as well, especially after Okita shot a missile at their cars, the two were at it for nearly an hour until someone managed to stop them.
''Okita-san, Kagura-chan!" Someone called out to them, surprisingly, they stopped fighting and looked to the person
A young man smiled at the two as he approached them
''Takaguchi-san'' the two said in unison
''What?, you know him?" Kagura asked Okita
''Uh...''
''Yeah, we're-uh, friends'' Takaguchi quickly said, before Okita blew his cover
''What're you doing here?" Kagura asked
''Well, I noticed you weren't following our 'deal' ''
''What do you mean?"
''Your character is the cool one, right?"
''Yeah''
''Well a cool person won't have their clothes in shreds, or fight like a crazy monster, destroying everything in it's path'' Takaguchi pointed at Kagura's nearly shredded clothes '' like I mentioned before, if you don't stay in character, no deal''
''This time I'll be sure to stay in character'' she glared at the sadist, who was the cause of the issue ''I promise''
''Okay then '' Takaguchi returned to his cheerful smile '' good luck ''
Kagura closed her umbrella and dusted herself, then started walking off, Okita waited for her to give some distance before he continued following her, then she stopped and looked back.
''Oi, sadist ''
''What?"
''How do you stay in character?"
''...''
Just how much more daft can this girl get?!
Scene change
Shimura shinpachi was on his way to their family's dojo, since Gin and kagura left, and he was the only one, he decided to spend the rest of the day with his older sister, who unfortunately wasn't home, so now he was taking a walk around town. The person asked to spy on him, Kondou Isao, was not too far from the teenager, he believed that in order to keep a close eye on him, he had to be very, very close. Shinpachi sweat dropped as he noticed his sister's stalker, now stalking him
''Kondou-san'' Shinpachi said as politely as he could ''what are you doing?"
''Keeping an eye on you''
''Why?"
''Because, as my future brother-in-law...''
''Wait, what!" The teenager cut him off '' brother-in-law?!, since when?!"
''No need to worry about that'' Kondo ignored the question ''what's important is that I need to spend more time with you, and get to know you better, infact, I've planned out our whole schedule for today''
''You what?" Shinpachi said in disbelief
''First we're gonna go to the amusement park, then to the arcade, then the movies...''
Shinpachi didn't hear the rest, as the words ''I'm spending my day with a gorilla'' kept ringing in his head, Kondo on the other hand, didn't even care about the job he was assigned before, and was only looking forward to improving his friendship with shinpachi, in attempt to get closer to Otae, ( strange, I never thought a gorilla was capable of thinking that way), anyway, since he had nothing better to do, he grudgingly agreed to the gorrila's plan for their day.
Scene change
Hijikata was lying on a bed in the psychiatrist's office, since no other place was vacant, or at least that's what the lazy receptionist said. He was feeling better after he woke up, but his leg hurt so he couldn't get up
''Feeling better, stalker?" Hijikata frowned at the silver haired samurai, seated comfortably while sipping some strawberry milk through a straw''you gave the doctor quite a shock, y'know''
Hijikata ignored that, and groaned at the pain in his legs
''Yeah, you won't be able to get up till tomorrow''
''Say what!" He winced in pain as he tried to raise his head
''Your whole body's practically paralized until tomorrow, so don't try to move''
''Great, just what I needed''
Scene change
Kondo and Shinpachi were at their first stop for the day, the amusement park. Kondo was staring in horror at the tracks in front of him as he sat next to shinpachi on a roller coaster, he wanted to punch himself for not remembering that he had a VERY unstable bladder when it came to these kind of things.
''Kondo-san'' shinpachi called to the dazed man ''are you okay?, you don't look so good''
After forcing back a vomit, Kondo replied ''I'll be fine, don't worry''
''Ok-ay''
In a matter of seconds the ride began, screams of the passengers were heard as they went down bends and came out of tunnels, even Shinpachi enjoyed the ride and he was a bit unhappy when it came to an end, as the ride stopped, everyone came down and some stayed back to ride it was already on his way out when a scene caught his attention. People were crowding a place, and he decided to take a look. As his eyes caught was there, words could not explain the shock he felt.
''How did he get up there?" People wondered, referring to the middle aged man hanging from the top of the roller coaster
''Adults shouldn't even be riding this thing'' some shook their head
But the most humiliating thing was noticed by a young girl, ''hey, what's that liquid stuff dripping from his pants?"
End of chappie 3, and sorry for not updating sooner, I was working on my other fanfic