The cute, the cool and the nerdy- chapter 4
Disclaimer- I believe the word 'disclaimer', is enough to let you know what's supposed to be written here
''Kondo-san, please come out'' Shinpachi begged the man for the millionth time, he was standing infront of the toilet stall, where the shinsengumi commander had ran inside and started crying ''it's not that embarrasing''
''No, it's humiliating!" Kondo yelled back with a sniffle ''did you see that little girl laughing at me?!, oh the shame''
The teenager rolled his eyes at the wailing man, ''oh brother..''
Scene change
At the Shinsengumi hq, wierd looks were shot into the living room, where they sighted a vermillion haired girl, holding a large hand fan and using it on their first squad captain, who was sitting down munching on some grapes. The vermillion haired girl was strangely wearing a t-shirt that had 'Okita-Sama's loyal servant' written boldly on it with a marker.
''Servant ''Okita called as he rang a little bell
''Yes...Master'' she replied while gritting her teeth at him
''Could you get me some more grapes?'' He dropped the bell and pointed to the plate that once had a bunch of grapes in it ''these are finished''
''I'll be...right...back'' she tossed the fan away as gently as she could, and stormed out of the room. Once she was out of earshot, Yamazaki came into the room, to find out more of what was going on
''Okita-san''
''What is it''
''Eh, why is 'she' here'' he pointed at the possible direction of the said girl
''She's my servant''
''What!, how'd that happen, aren't you two sworn enemies?''
''Yeah''
''So why-''
Before he could finish his statement, The vermillion haired girl returned with a bunch of grapes in her hand
''Here'' she threw them at her 'master'
He caught it without stress ''is that anyway to treat your master, china?" He scolded
''No, but that's surely a way to treat you, uh-huh'' she frowned ''and besides, how does this help me get into character?"
''You'll see'' he placed a grape in his mouth and chewed ''just keep doing everything I say''
''You really are a sadist, y'know '' Yamazaki said
''Servant, please show that monkey the way out'' Okita ordered her
''Yes...''she swallowed a small vomit ''...master''
Kagura was so busy glaring at Okita, that she didn't know when she kicked Yamazaki on the stomach, making him shoot through the wall and landing outside, next to a tree.
''Good job, servant'' Okita praised her unintentional work ''now get over here and feed me these grapes, will ya''
Kagura glared at him, ''no!" She picked up her parasol ''do it yourself!"
She walked to the door and reached for the handle, when her hand was stopped. She frowned at the sandy haired boy, tightly holding her wrist
''You're not going anywhere'' he told her with a little grin, this made Kagura fume with anger
Kagura didn't respond, but instead she reached for her parasol and aimed to hit his head with it, but he used his other hand to stop it. She then kicked him, but not too hard, so he just stumbled a bit and still had his hold on one of her hands. ''Let go of me!" She violently pulled her hand out of his, and used that same hand to punch him, the punch didn't have that much effect though, but now that her hand was free, she made a run for the door, she kicked it open and ran towards the entrance. Sougo didn't feel like letting her run away, so he picked up his bazooka, which seems to always be around him, and shot at Kagura. The vermillion haired girl wasn't prepared for the impact, and she found herself on the street with a bruised leg, ''OW!"
''Oh china...'' Okita called out in a deadpanned voice ''are you dead?"
Kagura slowly managed to lift herself up, ''when I get my hands on you-'' a crack was heard and she yelped in pain, and fell down. On the ground, she heard footsteps and then saw the feet of someone in front of her, she was about to ask for help, when...
Click!, was the sound heard when Okita locked a dog collar on Kagura's neck
''What the-'' was what kagura said
Pain, was what Okita felt when Kagura punched his leg, thereby breaking it
Anger and hatred, is what the two felt towards each other when they found themselves on the ground next to each other, with broken legs, each with the hope of being able to get up and strangle the other, but that wasn't going to happen anytime soon
Scene change
Takaguchi was seated in his office, with multiple screens facing him. He palmed his face after seeing the position Kagura and her assigned spy were in and what happened to Kondo and Hijikata.
''I told you not to do this'' a lady seated in the office said, her hazel brown eyes mocked him ''but then again, you never listen to me, not even when I said we said I don't want to get married to that guy, and that's why I'm wearing this'' she grimaced at the expensive golden ring on her finger
''Your complaining doesn't help'' Takaguchi said, eyeing the lady
''But it makes you feel more miserable, so that's why I do it'' a sly smile graced her lips before she took a sip of her drink
''Why are you here anyway'' he frowned at her smile
''I just wanted to see how your 'masterpiece' was coming along'' a mocking glare accompanied the smile ''and by the looks of it, it's doing terribly''
''Make yourself useful and check on them for me'' he ignored her last comment
''And why would I want to do that''
''Because if this movie doesn't go well'' he gave his own grin''you can forget about the increase in your allowance''
''You wouldn't'' she gasped in disbelief
He only replied with a grin, to this she picked up her keys and left the office.
''Works every time''
Scene change
Shinpachi was still in the men's bathroom at the amusement park, he had given up hope of getting the commander out of the toilet stall, the wailing had stopped but he still didn't want to come out, you couldn't blame him, LOTS of people saw his littke 'leakage', and to make matters worse, it was on T.V, poor guy, I almost feel sorry for him.
Shinpachi was brought out of his thougts when the door swung open, and a gas bomb was thrown in, he could hear the footsteps of someone walking in, but he couldn't see who it was before he passed out.
Scene change
Shinpachi woke up , he wasn't sitting up so he straightened his posture, and that's when he found out he was tied to a chair, and not just him, so was Kagura, Gin, and the top three from the shinsengumi, including Kondo. While he was wondering why he was there, his attention was drawn to the door, which was just opened, and a blonde lady in professional clothes, walked in with three large men in black suits behind her, his eyes followed her until she took a seat across him and every one else on both sides of Shinpachi.
''Wake them up'' she orderd one of the men, one brough out a small mega phone attached to a can and pressed the top of the can, which released a loud siren, waking every one who still wasn't awake
''Why was it so loud!" The lady yelled at him
He had an aplogetic look on his face as he said he was sorry, and the lady forgave him, and then she turned to the others who were now awake
''Where am I?" Kagura looked around confused ''am I dead?"
''Yeah, are we dead?, was that loud sound just now, the trumpet that's to be sounded on the last day?'' Gin asked
''We're not dead'' Kondo said '' if we were, I'd be in Otae's arms, and since I'm not, I refuse to belive that were dead''
''He's right '' Gin added '' I don't see any fountains of strawberry milk, so I refuse to believe to belive that I'm dead''
''And I can't see any of Hijijata's corpses'' Okita said ''oh wait, there's one''
''I'm alive you SADIST!" Hijikata yelled
''I don't see any of my sadist man servants either'' Kagura pouted
''Oi, do you people honestly believe you're gonna see those things in heaven?!" The lady interrupted them
''Who are you?" Gin raised a brow at her
''Are you Otae in a more professional sense'' Kondo wondered
''I'll be your worst nightmare if you don't shut up'' she threatened, still keeping her composure ''anyway, as for the reason I brought you here. My name is Ayame Takaguchi, I'm the daughter of your employer''
End of chapter four
I'd like to apologize for not updating before, I had a little problem with my internet service, but now it's all better, Hooray!
Kagura: who cares, I'm more concerned about why you dubbed me as 'Okita-sama's loyal servant'?!
Me: I thought it'll be funny
Kagura: and why did you make it look like I want to have sadist in heaven with me!
Me: ( shrugs shoulders ) I felt like it
Kagura : I don't like it, so change it!
Me:( fold hands ) I don't want to
Kagura : change it!
Me: no
Kagura : change it!
Me: no
Kagura : change it!
Me: no
Kagura: change it!
Me: we can do this all day
Kagura: grrr...
Me: anyway, on to more important matters. Please read and review, and thank you all for your positive reviews, it means a lot to me, and I expect to be updating soon, that is ,if nothing stops me, like school, so that's it and bye!