CHAPTER 5
DISCLAIMER: Gintama is mine, mine, mine! ( yeah right )
''I'm Ayame Takaguchi, the daughter of your employer''
''Really?" Kagura raised a brow ''you don't look like him ''
''I took after my mom'' she bothered herself to reply '' now keep quiet and let me talk ''
''Sure, but could you get me something to eat first'' Kagura asked, and everyone stared at her in amazement as she had somehow gotten out of the ropes
''How did you-'' Ayame stared at the girl in surprise ''never mind that, as I was saying-''
''BORING!" Kagura pouted and crossed her arms
''I haven't even said anything!"
''You didn't need to, it's written all over your face that you're boring''
''I am not!"
''Yes you are''
''I am not!" She slammed her hand on the table ''would you just shut your mouth and let me finish!"
''...No''
''Grrr...'' Ayame's composure was long gone and she was practically about to explode now
''Hey lady, your face is getting all red, what's wrong with you?" Kagura looked at her in confusion ''are you blushing at one of the guys?"
Ayame flinched at that statement
''You have really bad taste, uh-huh''
''What is that supposed to mean!" Gin yelled ''I'm pretty attractive I'll have you know''
''Your addiction to jump and sugar is enough to repel even Catherine from liking you''
''What was that?!"
Scene change
At Otose's snack shop, Catherine sneezed three times out of the blue
''Are you coming down with a cold or something?" Otose asked her employee as she took a whiff of her cigarette
''No, I don't think so'' she laughed
''What's so funny'' the old lady asked
''I've heard of this myth that says, when you sneeze three times all of a sudden, it means that someone is talking bad of you, and hates you''
''Really...'' Otose turned her gaze to the passerbyes outside, 'so how come she hasn't been sneezing all this while I've been talking badly about her?'
Scene change
The six were still where they were before, only this time, they were chained and not tied up, and their mouths were covered with duck-tape, the extra sticky kind, if there is an extra sticky kind.
''Now!" Ayame whipped her cane around ''I don't want any more interruptions, especially from you!'' She pointed to Kagura with the cane''is that clear?"
Kagura stared at her in silence
''I said...'' she got angry ''IS THAT CLEAR!"
''HOW THE HECK DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER YOU WHEN MY MOUTH IS SEALED?!'' The duck tape had somehow been peeled off
''SO THEN HOW DID YOU TALK JUST NOW?!" Ayame yelled back
''HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?''
''IT'S YOUR MOUTH, HOW WOULDN'T YOU KNOW?"
''I JUST DON'T KNOW''
''WHAT KIND OF DUMB RESPONSE WAS THAT?"
''DUMB HUH?, TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE''
''ARE YOU SAYING I'M STUPID?''
''OF COURSE NOT, I'M SAYING YOU'RE DUMB, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE, BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB''
''HOW DARE-''
the yelling was interrupted by a rather cross perm-head
''WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!"
Both heads slowly tilted towards the samurai
''did you just call us dumb?" They both asked simultaneously
''No I didn't'' sadly they didn't hear that last comment because they were too busy beating him to a pulp.
While all this was going on, the others sweat dropped as they watched the scene. Stupidity, it's a sad thing.
End of chappie 5
Thank you for reading!
Kagura: one last thing, should I beat up candy ( that's me ) for making me look like a fool, or should I sic sadaharu on her instead, please answer through reviews or else the next chapter won't be able to be published, thank you, :D
Me: ( speaking in a hush tone ) whatever you do, DO NOT answer that question!,