/ WELCOME, O SINGLE ONE! /

It heartens me to find youths blossoming into love.

As Prof Sader puts it. I don't even think this section of the fanfic is necessary.

/ MEETING YOUR MATCH /

Disappointed to see that this was a REAL A/N? Well, SORRY, but Prof Sader's still sipping tea and munching on baked cookies. (He's on a break lol) For real, though, there's rules in this fanfiction, and I'm bound to follow them because I respect myself too much to not listen to myself.

Numero uno – STRAIGHT CHARACTERS ARE STRAIGHT/HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS ARE HOMOSEXUAL RULE

I'm very particular with this rule, for I want to acknowledge the realness of the characters that I don't own. As for some speculated characters who are of questionable sexuality, I'm not one to force them into being straight or bi/homosexual. They are what they are, so I won't bend them any further or try and flatten them. (Forgive me for my lack of vocabulary.) What I'm saying is, if it's obviously stated that they're homosexual/straight, then I wouldn't pretend they're anything else once I make up stories—fanfictions—about them.

Ikaduha – LAB PARTNERS MAKE CHEMISTRY BETTER

Ever heard of teaming up for laboratory-related activities? It's almost like that in real life, too. You bring people together to see how they work—whether they're a cute couple or a platonic pair—and observe their compatibility level. Be it best buds who'd been through thick and thin, or absolute strangers who hadn't even interacted within the course of the story, it's neat to write about how they work through a situation together.

Three – CANONS ARE TOO HEAVY

Whatever's canon should be included. Leave the canon. Duh. If this is a compilation of shippings in SGE, then there should undeniably be the official pairings in the story. If x has a crush on y, but y is in a relationship with z, then x could still have feelings for y unless the rightful creator stated otherwise. The thing is, if you're to sail on a ship, you wouldn't carry a canon, the ship does. See? I'm not making any sense now, am I? Okay, so, in short, whichever pair whose characters that used to be/is involved together romantically/in a friendly way that's enough to be a potential shipping deserves a chapter here. If they've met once that's not enough to fuel the shipping juice unless x thinks y is attractive. Cue love at first sight.

Quatro – ONE SIDE OF THE POLYGON

Means unrequited love that leads to a (probable) web of love (i.e. love triangle, square…) For every unrequited love, there's always that other person who's caught the affection of the median, for whom the subject harbors feelings, whose love isn't returned by the former. This rule focuses on the one whose love isn't reciprocated, and if this applies to this story's chapter, he/she mustn't be left out of the relationship status at the end of it. For example, x likes y but y doesn't like x back, so if x is the subject and this regulation is pertained, the relationship status would be Single by the end of the chapter. If however, x would be together with y, the relationship status would change to In a relationship, as in x is in a relationship with y. In short, it would always refer to the subject of the chapter, which, in this rule's case, is the unrequited love, if it remains that way or changes until the end. I'm…making this sound complicated.

Five – LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

Yes, love at first sight is considered as a potential pairing in this fanfiction. If one of the characters met with his/her contemporaries and felt immediate attraction towards him/her, it's shipped. By one fan or a bunch. Can be Canons are too heavy. Agatha digresses the rule and adds a branch to it: hate at first sight.

Sais – WEB OF LOVE

For less complications, see One side of the polygon. Then again, I'm sort of leading you to the lion's den, for the fourth rule's full of stuff you wouldn't get the first time you read it. It'd be harder to explain this time. So, anyway, this rule can or can't be a whole net of One side of the polygon. I should change their names the next time I leaf through this again. A web of love includes love triangle, love square, etc. Any or one of the characters comprising the web of love can be the subject of a chapter and his/her object of affection; the rest involved in the web of love can be mentioned, make a cameo, or become a large part that makes up the chapter, such as a primary antagonist. It is also (made) possible (by Sophie and Beatrix and Tedros) for a chapter to be composed of a single protagonist within the web of love without hooking up with a legitimate character who pursues his/her affection, as such is the case of Harem.

a…HAREM

It explains itself. The primary object of affection would either end up with one of the members of the harem or none at all. It clearly states by the law from the law to the law for the law that anybody within the web of love or any of its subtypes (Harem, Burger, The More the Merrier) can be a subject of the chapter. See Web of Love, The More the Merrier and Burger.

b…BURGER

See what I did there? Harem, Burger? Haremburger? (Enough of that before I hurt myself) I don't want to use the word 'sandwich,' because it's only effective under s**ual circumstances. Sorry everyone, but I have to keep this fanfic PG. Though I'll throw in innuendos if I can't resist the opportunity (That's just my personality haha) It's quite plainly about two characters who entreat for the affections of the median (the one in between.) Not to be confused with The More the Merrier, where all the members of the web of love agree to be in a relationship with each other. It clearly states by the law from the law to the law for the law that anybody within the web of love or any of its subtypes (Harem, Burger, The More the Merrier) can be a subject of the chapter.

c…THE MORE THE MERRIER

The ideal relationship most teenage men would love to be a part of. It's basically a web of love where everybody consents to being together with his/her object of affection, consequently joining the web of love and getting involved with everybody else within it. I don't think infidelity is much of an issue here. I apologize if I couldn't disclose enough information to give any of you a good idea of what this is, but as I don't belong (had never been and probably never will as hard as I could ever persuade everybody) to this sort of relationship. Tell me if I got anything wrong, m'kay? 'Kay. It clearly states by the law from the law to the law for the law that anybody within the web of love or any of its subtypes (Harem, Burger, The More the Merrier) can be a subject of the chapter.

THAT WAS FUN! This is starting to sound eerily like a Trope Section of the fanfic. I'll add more the second I come up with them. And please refrain from talking to me in Spanish or Portuguese lol I'm Filipino. Anyway, I can manipulate this story however I want and sometimes break a rule or two, and you would be the ones to notice.

This is just the intro, see? I'm making it look like a real book (SUCHAGENIUS) First (official) chapter (NEXT CHAPTER I PROMISE) is /Serenade./ It's more of Humor than Romance, because, I'll be honest here, HortxSophie is the most lighthearted shipping. What with drama bombs just waiting to explode in other ships, it's technically the most lighthearted. (And Hort's "If I could love, I'd love you" was the sweetest thing in the book!)

Come to think of it, MOST of everything I plan on posting here is Humor. I'll work on the fluffs on later chapters xD I'm more of a comedian anyway than a romanticist.

I'll be posting /Serenade/ in a few minutes, I swear!

Oh, and of course there'll be TedrosxSophie! Honestly Sophie's personality is so flexible I ship her with everyone (don't tell) She's like the unicorn of the SGE community. Unbelievable and unattainable lol.