Chapter 2
Two days later Windmill Village.
Phil walks up to a bar that says Patty's bar above the doors. Phil walks in and sits at the bar next to a man who has crazy red hair.
What can I get you? The owner asks.
Anything will do, I have not eaten for two days. Phil says.
Okay. I'll be back with your order. Maki says.
Thanks. Phil says as Maki walks into the kitchen.
You haven't eaten in two days? What are you crazy? You could have died. The red haired man asks.
*tick mark* I know that. Phil says.
Hey now no need to get mad. Names Shanks. What's your name friend? Shanks asks.
My name is Phil. Phil says.
Well Phil it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Shanks says.
Likewise. Phil says.
So Phil where are you heading? Shanks asks.
To be honest I don't know. I left my island for the first time. Phil says
Really? Which island? Shanks asks.
I don't know, but it is two days journey from to the east. Phil says.
So you are from East blue. Shanks says confusing Phil.
West Blue? Phil asks.
Yeah, East Blue is one of the four oceans. Shanks says.
Four oceans? I don't understand. Phil says.
What? You act like you don't know wh- wait, do you know what I'm talking about? Shanks asks.
No I don't sorry. Phil says shocking Shanks.
The island I came from is a deserted island. My family was stranded there before I was born. Phil says.
Well that can explain why you don't know about the four oceans. The four oceans are called North Blue, South Blue, East Blue, and West Blue. Shanks says.
Now I understand. Phil says.
Here is your meal. Maki says.
Thanks *scorfing the food down* this is really good. Phil says.
Thanks. Maki says.
Of course it would be if you haven't eaten in two days *Phil gives him an irritated look* and at the rate you are eating you are going to choke. Shanks says.
Well you would be too if you were on the verge of starvation. Phil says.
So Phil what do you plan to do now? Shanks asks.
I don't know. Probably look to join some ones crew for two or three years seeing how I can't sail on my own yet. Phil says.
Hmm, hey Ben are we still looking for another crew member? Shanks asks.
Why yes captain I believe we are. Ben says.
Wait you will let me join your crew? Phil asks.
Yes I would. That is if you want to. Shanks says.
What are your orders captain? Phil asks.
To just relax till we leave in a week. Shanks says.
One week and three years later. Windmill Village.
Thanks shanks for these three years. Phil says.
Your welcome Phil. You were and are a great crewmate. We will miss you. Here is a way to reach me if you are ever in trouble and if you want to talk just make sure you have a snail phone. Shanks says.
Thanks. I will miss you guys too. Phil says.
Oh, and take care of my hat till we meet again! Shanks says.
Alright! Phil yells
The next day. Canon fire in the distance.
*Wakes up from nap.* what the heck was that? Phil asks.
*Sees a ship being attacked by a pirate ship.*
Hmm, I think I will go check it out. That ship belongs to the heart pirates, who are captained by Lady Alvida. Shanks said she looks like a whale. I want to see this. Phil says to himself.
*5 minutes later*
Everyone is all held in the dancing hall of the ship.
*voices coming close* Crap! I need to hide. *looks around and sees a barrel* this barrel should do. Phil says as he climbs in and closes the lid.
Coby you little coward are you hiding again? Voice 1 asks.
No, no, I came to look for stuff to steal. Coby says.
Yeah right. Here let us help you after we have some of what is in this barrel. Voice 2 says.
That is for Alvida! She'll kill us if she finds out! Coby says.
She won't find out if you keep your mouth shut! Voice 1 says as he tries to open the barrel and is having no success.
Move Mundo let me try. Voice 2 says.
Let's see you try Molina. Mundo says.
Okay. What the heck why won't this open? Molina says.
Let me try. Muñoz says. He tries but same thing he can't get it open.
Molina, Muñoz move I'll try using my sword. Mundo says. He unsheathes his sword and raises it and is about to bring it down on top of the barrel when Phil's fists come through the lid and hit Mundo knocking him out.
Ah! That was a good nap! I really needed it. Phil says. He then looks at the unconscious pirate on the floor where the others are just staring.
What happened to him? Phil asks.
You did that! And you are going to pay for what you did. Molina and Muñoz say as they unsheathe their swords and charge at Phil.
Who are you guys? Phil asks. Coby closes his eyes but the next sound he hears is metal breaking and hitting wood. Coby opens his eyes to see Phil standing there and the two pirates wide-eyed and two sword ends sticking in the ceiling.
What are you? Molina, Muñoz ask as they drag their unconscious friend away.
Weird. What are you doing? Phil asks.
Huh? Ah please don't hurt me! Coby says.
If I wanted to hurt you I would have already hurt you. Phil says.
My name is Coby. What is your name? Coby asks.
My name is Phil D. Young and I am going to be King of the Pirates. Phil says shocking and Horrifying Colby.
What?! Do you know what you just said?! Colby asks.
Yes, I do. Phil says.
Why do you want to be someone as bad as that? Colby asks.
I want to do it for the adventure, and it is up to you to decide if I'm good or bad. This has been my dream since I was a kid. Do you have a dream Colby? Phil asks.
Yes, I do. I want to be a marine, but I am stuck as a slave to Alvida. Colby says.
How so? Asks Phil.
I was going to go fishing, but I got on the wrong boat. So I have been a cabin boy ever since then. Colby says.
HA! HA! Phil laughs making Colby now more depressed.
Haven't you tried or thought about leaving? Phil asks.
Of course! But if I tried, Alvida would kill me. Colby says.
Well better to die trying than as a cabin boy to Alvida. Phil says.
That's easy for you to say. *Phil hits him on top of the head* Ow! What's that for? Colby asks.
You were being all depressive and gloomy and I don't like it. Well, shall we go? Phil asks.
Go? Go where? Colby asks.
Why to leave of course. Come on Colby, friends stick together. Phil says.
I am your friend? Colby asks.
Of course you're my friend. So, how do we get out of here? Phil asks.
Follow me. *heads for the stairs to the upper deck* but we have to watch out for Alvida. Colby says.
Why? Phil asks.
Because what you did to those three earlier, that and she is *now on the deck* the ugliest woman ever on the seas. Colby says.
*Tick marks* COBY!
*Looks behind him and turns pale to see Alvida* Ahh! Lady Alvida! Colby says.
Colby, who is the whale? Phil asks. All are horrified when Phil says that. Alvida has more tick marks appear on her head.
Colby who is the most beautifulest person on the sea? Alvida asks and all know that she is not.
Uh, uh, not you! You fat ugly sea cow! Colby says.
HA! HA! That's funny because it's true! HA! HA! *still laughing* Colby, how do * holding side* you feel? Phil asks.
Better. Colby replies.
*tick marks all over her head and with a red face* Colby you must have a death wish for saying that as well with your friend. Now you both are going to die! Alvida says. Alvida raises her club with metal spikes and brings it onto Phil's head where it stops.
HA! HA! What a fool to be killed by me! (Phil! Colby yells.) HA! HA! Alvida says.
Is that the best you got wale? Phil asks. Everyone including Alvida is shocked. Phil puts a hand on her club and squeezes breaking the club to pieces.
WHAT? All yell.
*pissed* GET HIM! Alvida yells.
The crew chases Phil around with swords drawn which he easily dodges.
Men use your guns and shoot him! Mundo yells. All the crew members pull out their guns and aim and shoot at Phil who just stands there as twenty bullets fly towards him. Everyone hears the bullets hit his skin but he does not fall and no sign of blood. Alvida and her crew look to see the bullets stretching his skin.
That is not going to work. You will have to try better than this, oh here are your bullets back. Phil says shocking the crew. They all start to run away but it does not help as some are wounded or killed by their own bullets.
*shocked*what are you? Alvida asks.
I am a rubber man* stretches mouth farther than it should* I ate the gum-gum fruit and so my entire body is made of rubber. Phil says shocking all.
Devil Fruit?! The crew yells shocked.
So devil fruits do exist. So it's about time that you die! Alvida yells.
I don't think so whale. Gum-gum *runs up to Alvida* Pistol! Phil says as he punches Alvida and the force was so great that she went flying a mile into the ocean.
Lady Alvida! Captain! The crew yells.
Come on Colby we are leaving. Phil says as he walks to his dinghy that shanks gave him.
Wait up Phil! Colby yells and chases after Phil.
As Phil and Colby are leaving Phil cuts the rope and the dinghy falls to the water making a splash. Unfortunately they did not know about an orange haired girl in the dinghy below and landed next to her startling her. Phil notices her when there is then canon fire. Three marine ships are sailing towards them. A canon ball is flying towards the girl and in a move unseen Phil is in front of the girl with his sword drawn and cuts the canon ball in half and sends it back to the three ships destroying one and destroying the other two with the other half of the canon ball.
It's not nice to fire at unarmed people. Phil says.
The orange haired girl looks to see the three marine ships have been destroyed and is shocked to say the least. Thanks for saving me. The girl says.
You're welcome. Mind if we sail with you till the next island? Phil asks
Sure you can. The girl says.
Thanks. My name is Phil what is your name? Phil asks.
My name is Nami. Nami says.
Well nami it's a pleasure to meet you. Phil says.
The trio have sailed for two days where Colby had been asking Phil about his devil fruit ability and how he had cut that canon ball in two destroying those three ships with it. Nami was just as interested as Colby was. She asked a few questions of her own.
