Ha, hey. Heres chapter 2.
Also I love this crack pairing, it's so funny.
Hope you enjoy!


I walk towards the front door and bid Wendy adieu. She smiles and waves as she cleans up the table. 'Man, I don't wanna run errands.' A wonderful idea strikes me, I stop walking and turn toward the kitchen. "Wendy, why don't you run errands with me? C'mon, we'll be like Batman and Robin or something. We can even dress like them if you want." I smile at her, trying to convince her to come. "I'll go! I actually kinda do want to dress like Batman and Robin though.." She feigns coyness. She lifts her head and our eyes meet. Smiles plaster themselves onto our faces and we both make a B-line for our bedrooms. "I call Batman!" She roars "Oh no you don't! We can't both be Batman!" I reply already halfway in my batman onesie. "Mannn!" She shouts disappointedly. We emerge decked out in character pajamas. "Let's go Wens. I mean Robin." I exclaim. "Alright Natsu. I mean Batman." Wendy chuckles.


We walk out of the house and towards the car. "Look, those must be our new neighbors. We should go introduce ourselves!" She looks down at her clothing. "Or maybe not, they might think we're weird..." She states. "Eh, they'll find out sooner or later. So we might as well." I reply, her face lights up. "Yeah!" She agrees. We walk over to the the middle aged couple, they look like complete opposites. One blonde the other a blunette. The blonde is in a suit and looks ready to kill someone, the blunette is just sitting in the moving truck smoking a cigarette with his legs dangling over the edge.

We approach cautiously at first, when the blonde notices us his shoulders relax and a look of confusion tears at his features. The blunette smiles widely and hops off the truck. "You must be our neighbors! Hey Jude, who woulda thunk we'd live next door to THE Batman and Robin?" He chortled nearly swallowing his cigarette. I laugh under my blonde, Jude, looks at the man then rolls his eyes. "Forgive my partner here, he thinks he's a comedian or something." He smiles warmly and extends his hand. "Nice to meet you guys, I'm Jude and this is my Husband Macao." I reach out and shake their hands. "Nice to meet you, I'm Natsu and Robin here is my little sister Wendy." I inform. "Nice to meet you!" Wendy exclaims shaking their hands. "We were just on our way to run some errands when we saw you. So we thought we'd introduce ourselves" I smile at our new neighbors.

"Say, how old are you guys? We have two kids, an 18 and a 13 year old." The blunette announces. "Well I'm 19 and Wendy is 13." I reply. Wendy's face lights up, I can only imagine what she's thinking. Jude smiles and tells Macao to call the kids. "KIDS! COME DOWN HERE!" Macao shouts. Jude rolls his eyes again "I didn't tell you to yell, I could've done that." I chuckle and Wendy laughs. I feel like Jude does an awful lot of eye rolling. "Coming!" I hear two voices yell from inside the house. After about a minute or so, two people emerge from the house. A blonde girl, and a black haired boy. I assume the girl is the 18 year old and the boy is the 13 year old. They both notice us then giggle to themselves.

"Hello! We're your new neighbors! We live right over there" Wendy excitedly exclaims pointing a thumb at our house. I nod along. The kids look at us and smile. The girl speaks up. "Hi, it's nice to meet you, err Batman and Robin?" She giggles. "I'm Lucy and this is my little brother Romeo." The black haired boy smiles and gives a small wave. "I'm Natsu and this is my little sister Wendy." We wave in unison. They smile at us and wave back. "Ah, I see you've met our dads. Sorry that they're a bit weird" The girl, Lucy, giggles. "Hey Luce, you're weird too!" Macao exclaims then crosses his arms and makes a humph sound.

"Macao is my dad, and Jude is Lucy's dad. We're from previous relationships." The boy, Romeo adds. "Oh, so you were both with women at one point?" Wendy questions. My body freezes. 'Is it okay to ask that?' "Aha, yeah. You know, denial and whatnot..." Jude awkwardly says while rubbing his neck. "Yeah, but we're a happy family now!" Lucy exclaims while throwing her arms around Jude and Macao. "We hope you four get along great!" Macao shouts while poking Romeo and Lucy on the cheeks. Wendy giggles. 'They really do look like a great family.'

"Well seeing as we've all introduced ourselves, we'll get back to unpacking and let you guys get back to your errands." Jude stated. "Well, it was very nice meeting you all, when our parents get home, we'll stop by and have them introduce themselves as well!" Wendy cheers gleefully. We walk to the driveway and get in the car.


We walk around the grocery store aimlessly trying to remember what we don't have at the house. So far we have peanut butter, bread, milk, and a whole lot of junk we probably don't need. "Wendy, you sure we need all of this junk?" I ask picking up a case of cheese balls. "You dare question the necessity of cheese balls?" She practically yells. "Geez, okay. Who taught you how to sound so smart?" I question, dropping the cheese balls into the cart. "Mom" she replies while grinning. "That mother or ours, always doing weird stuff." I laugh. "What are you talking about, dad is just as weird." Wendy says grabbing a box of banana muffin mix. My mind wonders to this morning, and my mouth waters.

"That's true... Anyway, what did you think of our new neighbors Wens?" I ask. "They seem like a great family, I hope we get to hang out with Lucy and Romeo." she has a puzzled look on her face "GAH, what if they don't like anime?!" She exclaims nearly hyperventilating. A look of pure horror etches itself onto her face. "They'll think we're weird otakus!" She shouts, she's definitely hyperventilating. "Well, first of all if they don't like anime, they won't know the term otaku, second of all... Holy crap what if they really don't like anime?" Now I'm hyperventilating. I clear my throat and try to calm the situation "Well they already know we're weird, we're wearing onesies for crying out loud." Wendy looks at me then smiles. "You're right, but I also have a plan to find out if they watch anime or not!" She announces triumphantly. "That's why I keep you around Robin." I remark, she rolls her eyes then softly punches my shoulder.

"Yosh! Operation Find Out If The Neighbors Watch Anime or FOITNWA, commences tonight when we take mom and dad next door to meet them!" She yells.
"Yosh! FONTIWA!" I exclaim. "It's FOITNWA, Natsu." She whispers. "Whatever! Let's Go. Also I feel like you should let me in on this plan of yours." I remark. "Alright I'll tell you in the car. I mean bat mobile." She giggles while throwing a head of lettuce into the cart. We head for the checkout lines. 'Wendy's plans are always solid, so this should be a piece of cake'

"Crap, we forgot cat food! I'll go grab it!" Wendy yells, running towards the pet food aisle.


Hope you liked it!
I absolutely needed these two characters to be related and that's how it worked out. so yeah.
Sorry if it isn't your cup of tea or whatever.
Also I don't think I'll make this a romance (well not anytime soon anyway)
Arigato minna-san! :D (also you can review if you want)