Ah, sorry, I've just realized that I add a crap load of details that make my chapters wayyy to long
So this chap will we cut in two I suppose
Any way enjoy!
I finish putting all the groceries in the back of the Jeep, then climb in. I'm dying to hear this plan. "Alright Wendy, let's go, lay it on me." I say, eagerness boiling inside of me. "Okay, here it goes. So, when we go over later with mom and dad we'll subtly hum different anime theme songs, and if they notice or look at us like they recognize it, we'll know. But if that fails, one of us will say we need to go to the bathroom but instead we'll sneakily take a peek inside their rooms. They should have most of their things unpacked by then." Wendy explains triumphantly. It takes me a second to register the whole plan, but when I get it I smile at her. "But if everything fails, just ask me something about the anime I'm watching." She adds a little disappointed. "Don't worry, I'm sure they'll get it... hopefully." I reassure nudging her shoulder with my elbow. She smiles at me then her arm shoots to the volume dial on the radio. "I love this song man!" She shouts. I've never heard this song in my life.
I pull up in the driveway next to my moms car. "Looks like they're home already, go tell them to come help with the groceries Wens." I say, stepping out of the car. She nods her head then runs into the house. My mother emerges from the house with her arms wide open, her mouth open, fake anime tears streaming down her cheeks. Wendy is now standing next to looking very confused. I roll my eyes, I know exactly what's coming. "My beautiful babies! I missed you so so so much! Were you surprised that we were here?" She practically howls grabbing the both of us in her arms and squeezing us into her chest. "Mo-m" I whimper. "Let me go-" She pulls her head back and looks at us, she looks genuinely hurt. "Honey, tell Natsu to let me baby him!" She yells at my father. "Natsu, let your mother baby you." He says almost bored as he lugs the two gallons of milk into the house.
"Mom, I missed you too!" Wendy says, anime tears now flowing down her cheeks as well. I pry myself out of their arms and walk towards the car to grab some bags. My mother and sister are now practically sobbing in the front yard while hugging each other. My father comes out of the house, we fist bump. "Missed you son." He says nonchalantly while grabbing more bags. "I missed you too, dad." I reply, also nonchalantly. "See that's how it should be, short and sweet. Mom and Wendy look ridiculous." I comment. "Son, you and Wendy are dressed as Batman and Robin. You're just as cheesy as the rest of us." I look down at my outfit, I completely forgot we were matching. I shrug, "I guess you're right." We laugh as we finish taking in the bags.
Realization dons upon me. "Mom, you were totally doing that to avoid taking in the groceries weren't you?" I grumbled. "What are you talking about dear? I did miss you and your sister to the point of tears." She insisted, letting go of Wendy eyes devoid of tears. "You were totally lying." I probe poking her on the side. She gives me a devious smile, "Whatever do you mean my precious son?" She whispers innocently. "Okay, now you're freaking me out." I sigh . She cackles and sits at the table, "So tell me about your week you guys, was it great?" She inquires while eating a banana muffin, I thought I finished those. "It was good, Wendy and I watched an entire series, it was great." I reply "By the way where did you get that muffin?" I add. " Oh this? Wendy saved one for me." She smiles. "Well that's great but I hope you two didn't eat a lot of junk food." She states, giving me the eye. "No, of course we didn't mom. We're good kids." I gloat, she shoots an inquisitive eye at Wendy. "No, we really didn't mom, we actually are good kids." Wendy chimes while putting the groceries away.
"Oh yeah, we got new neighbors today, we've already introduced ourselves. We told them we'd bring you over when you got home." Wendy sings, mom's eyes glisten. "Really! That's fantastic!" Mom shouts. "Are the better than the Smith's?" Dad mumbles through a hand of cheese balls. "Definitely better than the Smiths." I respond, happiness evident in my voice.
"Well let's head over there and introduce ourselves!" Mom shouts shooting out of her chair. "Wait, isn't it polite to bring like a house-warming gift or something?" I inquire also standing up. "Do you think cheese balls would suffice?" My dad asks with said cheese balls in his mouth.
"No, absolutely not." Wendy states. "That is precisely why I bought this cookie dough!" She adds holding up a package of chocolate chip cookie dough. " Good thinking Wens!" Mom and I shout in Unison. "We'll go when these babies are done! In the meantime, let's all change! I refuse to let my father out of the house with cheese balls all over his shirt." I bellow throwing a fist in the air. Wendy pops the soon-to-be cookies in the oven then we all head to our rooms to change.
"Alright, the cookies are cool enough to take over let's go!" Mom shouts from the kitchen. I look at Wendy, she chose to wear her Attack on Titan shirt, I chose my Naruto shirt. "I see you've thought of another phase to the plan." I whisper. "I see you've caught on. Perfect." She whispers back, giving a thumbs up. "Do they have kids?" My dad asks, in a clean shirt, from the hallway. "Yeah they have two, and they're both our age!" Wendy shouts gleefully. We head over to front door where our mom is waiting. " Yosh! Let's go!" We all shout as we leave the house.
So I hope you liked it, I'm gonna try to get the next chap up sometime within the next two days
Also thank you for reading my fic, even thought I'm convinced it sucks
You have my gratitude!
Until next time!