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NOTE #1: Sorry folks the spell checker isnt working.
Date: May 2nd-4th 2004
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SUPERNATURAL WARS
ARC #02: The New Recruits Part 3
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"C'mon get in hurry up!" Jericho said honking the horn in that old looking van again.
"You gotta be kidding me. That old jalopy?! Arnt these guys supposed to be a big secret government orginazation? Why are we gonna be riding around in that old jalopy!?" Orton said once he saw the van. Cena glaced over at Stephaine who had just finished packing her ghost hunting gadgets in her backpack who returned the same glance with an added smile.
"Yeah I know, its a peice of crap." Cena said with a grin, hoping into the back of the van followed by Orton and Stephanie.
"Ok everyones in? Good buckle up were on the way. Steph let them know what were up against would you?" Jericho said, turning the key to start up the van.
"You got it Chris." Stephaine said, turning to the new recruits and pulling out a few of her ghost hunting gadgets.
"What are those things?" Cena asked.
"You guys saw Ghostbusters right?" Stephanie asked. Cena nodded.
"I saw parts of it, but I watched the cartoon all the time when I was a kid." Orton said. Stephanie nodded.
"Good, ok well I suppose your both think thats how it works right?" Stephanie said.
"Who knows." Orton said.
"Well its sort of is. These gadgets as you can see are like guns, but they dont hold the ghost in one spot until you can suck them up, they vaporize them." Stephaine said.
"Even better." Cena said with a grin, grabbing one of them. "Who you gonna call?"
"Not you thats for sure." Orton said picking up another one of the guns.
"Up yours, jackass!" Cena yelled.
"Hey you two keep it quiet back there I dont care if you didnt get along on your last job your gonna get along on this one or else!" Jericho yelled from the front.
"Get along with him? Fat chance!" Cena said.
"Well you get along with him or you die. Its really that simple. Now sit tight Im taking this thing to 200 miles per hour." Jericho said.
"This old thing? Not in your wildest dreams!" Orton said with a cocky grin. Cena grinned again and buckled up, as did Stephanie as Jericho pushed a button the the steering wheel taking it up to 200 miles per hour in a span of 6 seconds in doing so throwing the unsuspecting Orton back a bit.
"Guess this is his wildest dreams huh wolf boy?" Cena said with a grin. Orton climbed back to where he was before after adjusting to the new speed and buckled up.
"Why didnt you tell me that this old jalopy could do that!?" Orton yelled.
"Cause its so much more fun this way." Cena said with a grin.
"Fun or not, this is serious business here. Theres still another little gadget here, that you will need." Stephaine said pulling out three pairs of glasses with a blue lens in them.
"What are these?" Cena asked taking a pair and putting them on. "They just turn everything blue."
"Yes they turn everything blue and allow you to see any ghosts. If you cant see the ghosts then your not going to be able to hunt them now are you?" Stephanie asked.
"Yeah you idiot." Orton said taking another pair of the glasses.
"Like you knew!" Cena yelled.
"Maybe I did!" Orton yelled back.
"Maybe all of that hair you got is starting to seep into your damm brain!" Cena yelled.
"Its fur, not hair you dumbass!" Orton yelled back. Jericho honked his horn from up in the front to get there attention.
"Would you two shut the fuck up!?! Your lives are litterly in each others hands when we get out there! Steph and I wont be able to watch you guys the entire time, your gonna have to learn to depend on each other to get you though this!" Jericho yelled.
"If my life is gonna depend on him then I just as well stick a gun in my mouth right now." Cena said rolling his eyes.
"I wish you would stick a gun in your mouth!" Orton shot back.
"Alright thats more then enough, both of you shut up right now!" Stephanie yelled, then climbed up in the front seat with Jericho. "Just what are we going to do about those two?"
"I dont know, we obvioulsy cant leave them alone." Jericho said with a sigh.
"God Chris, its like were babysitting two bratty kids already." Stephanie said.
"Well they will get over it, they have no choice." Jericho said.
"Are you so sure that there going to get over this?" Stephanie asked.
"Im pretty sure they will, the team has had memebers who hated one another before but that changes pretty fast when they realize that they actually hold each others life in there hands." Jericho said.
"I suppose your right." Stephanie said with a sigh.
"I know I am. Now best thing for you to do is go back there and breif them on what there going to be up against ghosts arnt exctally the freindly customers in the world." Jericho said.
"You got it Chris but Im not sure that all the breifing in the world will do those guys any good." Stephanie said.
"Well at our current pace we'll be there in about three minutes, so you best get at it." Jericho said.
"I'll do my best Chris." Stephanie said with a sigh.
"Thats all I ask." Jericho said. Stephanie nodded and got back in the van where Orton and Cena were both sitting with there arms crossed and avoiding looking at each other like a couple of first graders who had just gotten in a fight.
"Alright guys knock stop acting like children, I have to tell you about the way ghosts are." Stephaine said.
"So tell me, I'll get it, I dont know if this knuckle head over here to my left will, but I'll understand." Orton said, Cena was about to fire back with another insult of his own but just sighed and decided to let Stephaine talk.
"Ok, ghosts are without a shadow of a doubt completly evil." Stephanie said. "They walk through walls, so its easy for them to get away from you, and just as easy for them to sneek up on you. They fly, and push things on you, big things, heavy things. The best offence they have is the fact that it dosent matter if your not scared of them, they can just show up right in front of your face and well, to put it simply scare you. They scream in such a way that it just stops you in your shoes, for about five seconds or so, if they do that then since they can phase through soild objects they will put one hand through your head, and one through your heart then some what solidify themselves to a degree that will kill you. Five seconds is all they need to take you out, and odds are if they take you out, you could join them, its not for certin but its possible." Stephanie explained, Cena and Orton both gave off the same look.
"So you mean that if they somehow get me I'll be a freckin werewolf ghost!? Can they do that!?" Orton asked. Stephanie nodded.
"If they scare you, your as good as dead, and there pretty damm fast as well so weather your keep your eyes open for them or not, they can easily sneek up on you give you a scare then hand through the brain and heart, your dead." Stephaine said.
"Why didnt you tell us this before?" Orton asked.
"Because you were to busy fighting with John like a five year old." Stephanie said.
"See its your fault!" Cena yelled at Orton.
"Shut up you started it!" Orton yelled.
"I didnt start it you did! You always do!" Cena yelled.
"Guys, GUYS!!! Knock it off where here!" Jericho yelled from the front as he was just parking the van.
"Oh great, just great." Orton said with a sigh, picking up the gun, and the glasses putting them on his face. Cena did the same while Stephaine just picked up the two items, plus another two for Jericho then jumped out of the van walked over to Jericho, and handed him the glasses and gun.
"Thanks Steph." Chris said putting on the glasses.
"Anytime." Stephanie said putting on her own pair as they were joined by Cena and Orton.
"Ok guys suck it up, its time to go inside. If for any reason we need to split up, Cena you'll come with me and Orton you go with Steph, since its obvious that you two cant get along yet. If we so happen to get split up and you two are together, then you had better work together or one of the both of you wont be around for the next mission." Jericho sighed. He then started to walk to the building that was apperently haunted followed by Stephanie, Cena, and Orton. The place looked like your typical haunted house from television, complete with a few boarded up windows. Just as they were reaching the door it opened before them and they saw a figure standing in there way.
"GHOST!!!" Orton yelled and promply shot him, though to his horror the gun didnt work at all.
"The gun didnt work, hes not a ghost. I fixed it so it wouldnt work on the living." Stephanie said lowering Ortons gun. The stranger just grinned.
"You guys are so primitive in your ways of hunting ghosts." He said with a half smile.
"What do you mean primitive? Theres nothing better!" Stephaine said in defence of her little gadgets.
"Maybe if you wanna get rid of ghosts but that way to cruel. Hi my name is Rob Van Dam, and if your looking for any ghosts in here you wont find them using these glasses." Rob said taking the pair off of Stephaines face and putting them on himself.
"Hey give that back!" Stephanie yelled snatching them back from Rob. "Now what do you mean we wont find any ghosts with these glasses?" Stephanie asked.
"Cause I have already taken care of the problem. You see the ghosts in there were causing trouble cause they had been dead for a 100 years now. Being dead for that long can sometimes be emotional draining on a ghost. All the lil guys needed was a talking to, to get it out of there system." Rob said.
"What are you talking about? And how do you know so much about ghosts?" Chris asked.
"Simple dude. Im a Shaman." Rob said.
"A Shaman? I thought they all went the way of the dinosaur." Jericho said.
"Most did. In fact there are only five left in the world, and to be honest Im the only full fledged Shaman." Rob said.
"What do you mean full fledged Shaman?" Stephanie asked.
"Simple three of the other Shaman, can just see and talk to ghosts, me and another can call them from pretty much anywhere in the world, even if they have passed on to heaven or hell, and if I want can get them to pocess me to use there atributes for myself, for a while." Rob said. "And ususally when someone dies if they start to cause trouble right away it means that they have alot of unfinished business, I can let them pocess me and with the use of a human body they can do whatever they had wanted to do."
"Interesting." Jericho said.
"Yeah, You guys dont understand, ghosts by nature are peaceful. One in maybe a billion might cause trouble, and if they do then all it usually takes its to talk to a Shaman like myself. I mean if all ghosts were to cause trouble, the human race would be long extinct. You see, you gotta be really really good to get into heaven, but at the same time you gotta be really really bad to get into hell. In fact only about fifteen percent of the people that die get into heaven and another fifteen percent into hell so the other seventy percent are left in pugatory for the rest of time, and heres a shock to you, Pugatory is where we are right now, Earth. The ghosts just go about on there business no one can see them except for Shaman, those glasses of yours dont even work. Sure they work against ghosts that cause trouble but not for the rest in fact I can look anywhere at any given time and see 100s of ghosts. It all comes with the teritory of being a Shaman. Not just anyone can be a Shaman either, you gotta be calm, cool, and collected at all times, if not, bye bye Shaman powers." Rob said.
"Wow. I didnt know any of that before." Jericho said. Stephanie nodded.
"Neither did I." Stephanie said.
"Dont worry about it dudes, few people do." Rob said with a grin.
"Hey Rob where are you off to next?" Jericho asked.
"I dont know, Shamans are also Nomads we always serch for a place where they can stay, but we know there are ghosts out there who always need our help." Rob said.
"What if I said we could give you that place?" Jericho asked.
"Dude if you could actually do that, I would be all over it but yeah thats not going to happen." Rob said.
"It can. You see Steph here has these little teleport discs, you just slap them on you push a button and your wherever you need to be." Jericho said.
"Yes but you need a watch like mine. I can easily make one for you." Stephanie offered.
"Sounds cool." Rob said with a smile.
"We only ask one thing from you Rob." Jericho said.
"Whats that?" Rob asked.
"You join our little team, where called The Department of Supernatural Peace Keepers, we pretty much partol the globe for anything supernatural and keep the peace. Your talents would come in quite useful." Jericho explained.
"Yeah Ive heard of you guys. You know what sure, if you can rig up that teleporty thing where so that I can keep doing my duties as a Shaman, then I would be more then willing to help you guys keep the peace. Thats pretty much what I was put on earth to do anyways." Rob said with a grin.
"Then its a deal. Welcome abord agent #26." Jericho said with a grin.
TO BE CONTIMUED.......
END ARC #2
Yup there you go, no ghosts just a new team mate who can well pretty much control ghosts at a whim. Anyways thats the end of the 2nd arc, which was all about getting the new team members, the new team has been made and there will be no more new team mates the team is set. I know I like them. Despite the team being set though there are still going to be changes to it, now obvioulsy Im not going to tell you what these changes are, you'll have to wait to see what they are. Anyways the next arc will deal with something fun. Its going to be called "Bloodlust" and deals with, up you guessed it, Vampires. Hope to see you again when I update, it should be up by the end of the week, Im trying to get two chapters done a week here with this one. Anyways until then please review and tell me what you think.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
NOTE #1: Sorry folks the spell checker isnt working.
Date: May 2nd-4th 2004
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SUPERNATURAL WARS
ARC #02: The New Recruits Part 3
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"C'mon get in hurry up!" Jericho said honking the horn in that old looking van again.
"You gotta be kidding me. That old jalopy?! Arnt these guys supposed to be a big secret government orginazation? Why are we gonna be riding around in that old jalopy!?" Orton said once he saw the van. Cena glaced over at Stephaine who had just finished packing her ghost hunting gadgets in her backpack who returned the same glance with an added smile.
"Yeah I know, its a peice of crap." Cena said with a grin, hoping into the back of the van followed by Orton and Stephanie.
"Ok everyones in? Good buckle up were on the way. Steph let them know what were up against would you?" Jericho said, turning the key to start up the van.
"You got it Chris." Stephaine said, turning to the new recruits and pulling out a few of her ghost hunting gadgets.
"What are those things?" Cena asked.
"You guys saw Ghostbusters right?" Stephanie asked. Cena nodded.
"I saw parts of it, but I watched the cartoon all the time when I was a kid." Orton said. Stephanie nodded.
"Good, ok well I suppose your both think thats how it works right?" Stephanie said.
"Who knows." Orton said.
"Well its sort of is. These gadgets as you can see are like guns, but they dont hold the ghost in one spot until you can suck them up, they vaporize them." Stephaine said.
"Even better." Cena said with a grin, grabbing one of them. "Who you gonna call?"
"Not you thats for sure." Orton said picking up another one of the guns.
"Up yours, jackass!" Cena yelled.
"Hey you two keep it quiet back there I dont care if you didnt get along on your last job your gonna get along on this one or else!" Jericho yelled from the front.
"Get along with him? Fat chance!" Cena said.
"Well you get along with him or you die. Its really that simple. Now sit tight Im taking this thing to 200 miles per hour." Jericho said.
"This old thing? Not in your wildest dreams!" Orton said with a cocky grin. Cena grinned again and buckled up, as did Stephanie as Jericho pushed a button the the steering wheel taking it up to 200 miles per hour in a span of 6 seconds in doing so throwing the unsuspecting Orton back a bit.
"Guess this is his wildest dreams huh wolf boy?" Cena said with a grin. Orton climbed back to where he was before after adjusting to the new speed and buckled up.
"Why didnt you tell me that this old jalopy could do that!?" Orton yelled.
"Cause its so much more fun this way." Cena said with a grin.
"Fun or not, this is serious business here. Theres still another little gadget here, that you will need." Stephaine said pulling out three pairs of glasses with a blue lens in them.
"What are these?" Cena asked taking a pair and putting them on. "They just turn everything blue."
"Yes they turn everything blue and allow you to see any ghosts. If you cant see the ghosts then your not going to be able to hunt them now are you?" Stephanie asked.
"Yeah you idiot." Orton said taking another pair of the glasses.
"Like you knew!" Cena yelled.
"Maybe I did!" Orton yelled back.
"Maybe all of that hair you got is starting to seep into your damm brain!" Cena yelled.
"Its fur, not hair you dumbass!" Orton yelled back. Jericho honked his horn from up in the front to get there attention.
"Would you two shut the fuck up!?! Your lives are litterly in each others hands when we get out there! Steph and I wont be able to watch you guys the entire time, your gonna have to learn to depend on each other to get you though this!" Jericho yelled.
"If my life is gonna depend on him then I just as well stick a gun in my mouth right now." Cena said rolling his eyes.
"I wish you would stick a gun in your mouth!" Orton shot back.
"Alright thats more then enough, both of you shut up right now!" Stephanie yelled, then climbed up in the front seat with Jericho. "Just what are we going to do about those two?"
"I dont know, we obvioulsy cant leave them alone." Jericho said with a sigh.
"God Chris, its like were babysitting two bratty kids already." Stephanie said.
"Well they will get over it, they have no choice." Jericho said.
"Are you so sure that there going to get over this?" Stephanie asked.
"Im pretty sure they will, the team has had memebers who hated one another before but that changes pretty fast when they realize that they actually hold each others life in there hands." Jericho said.
"I suppose your right." Stephanie said with a sigh.
"I know I am. Now best thing for you to do is go back there and breif them on what there going to be up against ghosts arnt exctally the freindly customers in the world." Jericho said.
"You got it Chris but Im not sure that all the breifing in the world will do those guys any good." Stephanie said.
"Well at our current pace we'll be there in about three minutes, so you best get at it." Jericho said.
"I'll do my best Chris." Stephanie said with a sigh.
"Thats all I ask." Jericho said. Stephanie nodded and got back in the van where Orton and Cena were both sitting with there arms crossed and avoiding looking at each other like a couple of first graders who had just gotten in a fight.
"Alright guys knock stop acting like children, I have to tell you about the way ghosts are." Stephaine said.
"So tell me, I'll get it, I dont know if this knuckle head over here to my left will, but I'll understand." Orton said, Cena was about to fire back with another insult of his own but just sighed and decided to let Stephaine talk.
"Ok, ghosts are without a shadow of a doubt completly evil." Stephanie said. "They walk through walls, so its easy for them to get away from you, and just as easy for them to sneek up on you. They fly, and push things on you, big things, heavy things. The best offence they have is the fact that it dosent matter if your not scared of them, they can just show up right in front of your face and well, to put it simply scare you. They scream in such a way that it just stops you in your shoes, for about five seconds or so, if they do that then since they can phase through soild objects they will put one hand through your head, and one through your heart then some what solidify themselves to a degree that will kill you. Five seconds is all they need to take you out, and odds are if they take you out, you could join them, its not for certin but its possible." Stephanie explained, Cena and Orton both gave off the same look.
"So you mean that if they somehow get me I'll be a freckin werewolf ghost!? Can they do that!?" Orton asked. Stephanie nodded.
"If they scare you, your as good as dead, and there pretty damm fast as well so weather your keep your eyes open for them or not, they can easily sneek up on you give you a scare then hand through the brain and heart, your dead." Stephaine said.
"Why didnt you tell us this before?" Orton asked.
"Because you were to busy fighting with John like a five year old." Stephanie said.
"See its your fault!" Cena yelled at Orton.
"Shut up you started it!" Orton yelled.
"I didnt start it you did! You always do!" Cena yelled.
"Guys, GUYS!!! Knock it off where here!" Jericho yelled from the front as he was just parking the van.
"Oh great, just great." Orton said with a sigh, picking up the gun, and the glasses putting them on his face. Cena did the same while Stephaine just picked up the two items, plus another two for Jericho then jumped out of the van walked over to Jericho, and handed him the glasses and gun.
"Thanks Steph." Chris said putting on the glasses.
"Anytime." Stephanie said putting on her own pair as they were joined by Cena and Orton.
"Ok guys suck it up, its time to go inside. If for any reason we need to split up, Cena you'll come with me and Orton you go with Steph, since its obvious that you two cant get along yet. If we so happen to get split up and you two are together, then you had better work together or one of the both of you wont be around for the next mission." Jericho sighed. He then started to walk to the building that was apperently haunted followed by Stephanie, Cena, and Orton. The place looked like your typical haunted house from television, complete with a few boarded up windows. Just as they were reaching the door it opened before them and they saw a figure standing in there way.
"GHOST!!!" Orton yelled and promply shot him, though to his horror the gun didnt work at all.
"The gun didnt work, hes not a ghost. I fixed it so it wouldnt work on the living." Stephanie said lowering Ortons gun. The stranger just grinned.
"You guys are so primitive in your ways of hunting ghosts." He said with a half smile.
"What do you mean primitive? Theres nothing better!" Stephaine said in defence of her little gadgets.
"Maybe if you wanna get rid of ghosts but that way to cruel. Hi my name is Rob Van Dam, and if your looking for any ghosts in here you wont find them using these glasses." Rob said taking the pair off of Stephaines face and putting them on himself.
"Hey give that back!" Stephanie yelled snatching them back from Rob. "Now what do you mean we wont find any ghosts with these glasses?" Stephanie asked.
"Cause I have already taken care of the problem. You see the ghosts in there were causing trouble cause they had been dead for a 100 years now. Being dead for that long can sometimes be emotional draining on a ghost. All the lil guys needed was a talking to, to get it out of there system." Rob said.
"What are you talking about? And how do you know so much about ghosts?" Chris asked.
"Simple dude. Im a Shaman." Rob said.
"A Shaman? I thought they all went the way of the dinosaur." Jericho said.
"Most did. In fact there are only five left in the world, and to be honest Im the only full fledged Shaman." Rob said.
"What do you mean full fledged Shaman?" Stephanie asked.
"Simple three of the other Shaman, can just see and talk to ghosts, me and another can call them from pretty much anywhere in the world, even if they have passed on to heaven or hell, and if I want can get them to pocess me to use there atributes for myself, for a while." Rob said. "And ususally when someone dies if they start to cause trouble right away it means that they have alot of unfinished business, I can let them pocess me and with the use of a human body they can do whatever they had wanted to do."
"Interesting." Jericho said.
"Yeah, You guys dont understand, ghosts by nature are peaceful. One in maybe a billion might cause trouble, and if they do then all it usually takes its to talk to a Shaman like myself. I mean if all ghosts were to cause trouble, the human race would be long extinct. You see, you gotta be really really good to get into heaven, but at the same time you gotta be really really bad to get into hell. In fact only about fifteen percent of the people that die get into heaven and another fifteen percent into hell so the other seventy percent are left in pugatory for the rest of time, and heres a shock to you, Pugatory is where we are right now, Earth. The ghosts just go about on there business no one can see them except for Shaman, those glasses of yours dont even work. Sure they work against ghosts that cause trouble but not for the rest in fact I can look anywhere at any given time and see 100s of ghosts. It all comes with the teritory of being a Shaman. Not just anyone can be a Shaman either, you gotta be calm, cool, and collected at all times, if not, bye bye Shaman powers." Rob said.
"Wow. I didnt know any of that before." Jericho said. Stephanie nodded.
"Neither did I." Stephanie said.
"Dont worry about it dudes, few people do." Rob said with a grin.
"Hey Rob where are you off to next?" Jericho asked.
"I dont know, Shamans are also Nomads we always serch for a place where they can stay, but we know there are ghosts out there who always need our help." Rob said.
"What if I said we could give you that place?" Jericho asked.
"Dude if you could actually do that, I would be all over it but yeah thats not going to happen." Rob said.
"It can. You see Steph here has these little teleport discs, you just slap them on you push a button and your wherever you need to be." Jericho said.
"Yes but you need a watch like mine. I can easily make one for you." Stephanie offered.
"Sounds cool." Rob said with a smile.
"We only ask one thing from you Rob." Jericho said.
"Whats that?" Rob asked.
"You join our little team, where called The Department of Supernatural Peace Keepers, we pretty much partol the globe for anything supernatural and keep the peace. Your talents would come in quite useful." Jericho explained.
"Yeah Ive heard of you guys. You know what sure, if you can rig up that teleporty thing where so that I can keep doing my duties as a Shaman, then I would be more then willing to help you guys keep the peace. Thats pretty much what I was put on earth to do anyways." Rob said with a grin.
"Then its a deal. Welcome abord agent #26." Jericho said with a grin.
TO BE CONTIMUED.......
END ARC #2
Yup there you go, no ghosts just a new team mate who can well pretty much control ghosts at a whim. Anyways thats the end of the 2nd arc, which was all about getting the new team members, the new team has been made and there will be no more new team mates the team is set. I know I like them. Despite the team being set though there are still going to be changes to it, now obvioulsy Im not going to tell you what these changes are, you'll have to wait to see what they are. Anyways the next arc will deal with something fun. Its going to be called "Bloodlust" and deals with, up you guessed it, Vampires. Hope to see you again when I update, it should be up by the end of the week, Im trying to get two chapters done a week here with this one. Anyways until then please review and tell me what you think.
LaTerZ
-T Bond