Naruto stumbled into the school after Itachi who was biting off Tobi's head. The hyperactive teen had taken a hit then run up to Naruto, and squealed into his face, breathing the pot smoke onto the poor boy,

″Hey Kitu-chan, doesn't the pot smell good? Tobi thinks you should try some." Naruto had politely declined when he was done coughing. Soon after he got some what dizzy and leaned on Itachi,

″Your warm Itachi-sempai!" he had giggled. As they entered the school, Karin strutted up, holding her chest out,

″You shouldn't have come, brat." the red head sneered. Naruto blinked at her, the whole of Akatsuki was coiled to ponce, but then the blonde boy did the most surprising thing ever. He stuffed his hands into Kari's shirt and brought out a wad of tissues and cotton. He giggled and yelled,

″Hey every one! Karin stuffs! Look!" everyone looked and laughed at Karin, Karin looked like she was about to kill Naruto. She opened her mouth, and was cut off by Naruto reaching into his bag and pulling out a wet-wipe,

″And watch this." he reached forward and rubbed her face with the wipe. It came away black and brown, Karin's face was pale and blotchy, and her eyes rather plain, her eyelashes were almost non existent because of the color. Her boyfriend, Sutomu(I hope I got that right, it is the weird silver haired guy on Taka)laughed and stated,

″Swell, I have two questions answered, why it takes her so long to get ready, and why she never let me touch her chest. We're through, you fuckin fake." Karin turned around and ran to the bathroom crying. Sakura stalked up, and was about to say something, but Naruto leaned forward, and whispered,

″Don't make me reveal your secret stash of Sasuke's photos. And the Mural to the Uchiha's in your locker." Sakura paled and backed up,

″Y-You wouldn't."

″hm-m. Sasuke, there's this interesting thing in Sakura's locker..."

″N-NO! Shut up you little fagot!" she screamed and ran the opposite way. Tsunade came stalking down the hall.

″Itachi, Tobi and Naruto. My office. Now."

The three boys shrugged and went there.

'Naruto. You smell like pot, and your acting way different. Naruto nearly answered but Tobi jumped up,

″Tobi is sorry. Its Tobi's fault. Tobi smokes for the pain in his missing eye, and accidental gave kitu-chan a second hand high."

″Itachi?" Tsunade looked at the older boy for confirmation on the hyper boy's statement. Itachi nodded.

″OK, Naruto, try and lay low till it fades, and good job on Karin and Sakura. I doubt they'll mess with you again. And I suppose something has happened to Ino?"

″Konan took care of her." Itachi droned.

″Shes not hurt?"

″No."

″OK go to class." she dismissed the three boys with a wave of her hand and grumbled about how she needed a drink.

″Dude. Naruto, you completely told them. You need to be high more often." Tobi cackled as he went to his first hour. The last two boys walked in silence, when Itachi spoke up,

″Does she really have a shrine in her locker?"

Ok this is Awful short I'm sooo sorry, but ill post another, probably later today. It just seemed like a good place to end the chapter.