DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS OR DAVINCIBLES
"What are you doing in the dump? Looking for junk to sell at your stupid store!" Quba taunted.
"Who's this guy? And what's wrong with his face?" Mabel asked curiously.
"That is Quba, leader of the Society of Very Bad Villains and the worst artist in the world!" Pablo yelling that last part in Quba's direction in order to irritate him. "I guess he finally to decided to just throw away his ugly paintings himself and cut out the middle man." he mocked. Quba's misshapen face turned red with rage, at the insult of his precious art work. (You'd think he'd to be used to it by now.)
"Gasp! Pablo I'm ashamed at you! If an artist pours his heart and soul into his work then it will always be beautiful no matter how bad it turns out!" Mabel defended.
"Finally someone who understands!" Quba cried wiping a tear from his eye. He suddenly pulls out a canvas and started painting. "To show my appreciation I will give you a Quba original," he said. "Finished a special portrait of you my dear." Quba said proudly.
"Aw thanks," Mabel smiled in gratitude. That was until she saw the painting, which had her with an even uglier face than what Bill Cipher gave her! Causing her to vomit as well as sending the other teens into a frightful panic. "I take it back," Mabel groaned trying to hold her stomach in. "That is just horrible!"
"Everybody is a critic," Quba gripped. "Dr. Meanie destroy the DaVincis and that hypocrite girl!" he ordered.
"Good timing, we just finished out latest invention!" Dr. Meanie said as she and Old Man Mcgucket appeared with what looked like her old Transformilator laser.
"This again," the DaVincis groaned remembering what happen the last time she used that weapon.
"Why, what's that thing do?" Dipper asked.
"It turns any object it hits into a pathetic and not so deadly robot." Zoe explained.
"Correction Pablo's sister, this is my new and improved version. Thanks to the genius of my old mentor, Professor Fiddleford H. McGucket!" Meanie claimed as Old Man McGucket did his happy jig.
"He's a professor?" Dipper said skeptically.
"And she has a name you know!" Mabel said taking offense that they just call Zoe, Pablo's sister.
"It's alright," Zoe said calming Mabel down. "You get used to it."
"Allow me to demonstrate," Meanie said as she blasted the piles of trash. Suddenly the trash started swirling around and soon they were merging into giant robot!
"Okay so this is different how?" Pablo mocked. He got his answer as the robot shot a deadly laser at him, which he barely dodged.
"Now my robots are actually equipped with deadly weapons!" Meanie laughed.
"Okay, that's new," Pablo said calmly. "RUN!" he screamed as everyone ran around trying not to get hit by the deadly lasers! The Pines twins along with Wendy and the other teens all ducked under whatever they could find to give them cover. While Pablo was drawing the robot's fire by shouting insults at Quba and Meanie prompting them to focus all their efforts at destroying him. This of course meant that they've completely ignored Zoe as she slowly crept up to them. Using an old pair of stocking, she started slinging small pieces of trash at the villains.
"Hey cut that out!" Quba demanded as Zoe smacked him on the head with an old yo-yo.
"Not until you stop that thing first!" Zoe yelled as he flung an old baseball at Dr. Meanie, knocking the Transformilator out of her hands and landing just a few feet from where Dipper was hiding.
"Quickly grab the gun!" Quba demanded. Mascot and Dipper quickly made a mad dash for the weapon, and due to his proximity, it was clear that Dipper was going to reach it first. "Stop him! Crush him! Bury him! Destroy him!" Quba ranted. The robot responded to Quba's commands and fired another beam at Dipper's direction! Not noticing the beam heading his way, Dipper made a desperate jump for the gun just as the beam hit causing a medium size explosion!
"Dipper NO!" Mabel cried trying to run over to her brother, but Wendy held her back. Everyone took a moment of silence to honor the boy's bravery.
"Hey Picasso face!" they all heard Dipper yell. Quickly looking over at the direction where the voice came from, they saw the smoke from the explosion slowly clearing away revealing Dipper! A little battered and dirty, but still alive and holding up the gun up high in triumphant.
"You go Dipper!" Wendy cheered.
Dipper blushed hearing his crush calling his name, but quickly got his mind back in the game. "Alright you! You want this thing? Well too bad!" Dipper yelled as he slammed the gun on the ground. Only nothing happened. Dipper chuckled in embarrassment as he continued to smack the gun on the ground and on anything else trying to destroy it. Leaving everyone bewildered that he can't break it. After several futile attempts, Mabel decided to give her brother a hand.
"Hey Dipper let me give it a try," Mabel said as she grabbed the gun from him and dropped it on the ground. Then with one quick motion, she stomped on it with her foot breaking the deadly device in two.
"Sure after I weakened it for you," Dipper pouted, not liking the idea that Mabel easily broke what he couldn't. With the device broken the robot began to fall apart, and soon all the garbage that it was made of, fell on top of Quba and his cohorts.
"Curse you DaVincis! I will have my revenge!" Quba screamed as he got buried alive under a ton of trash.
"Hey why do you get all the credit? I broke his thingamajig." Mabel complained.
"I'm sure he just did that out of habit," Zoe assured her.
"Anyways thanks for your help, not that I couldn't do it by myself." Pablo boasted. Causing his sister to elbow him in the stomach. "Oof, I mean great job kid," Pablo giving Dipper the thumbs up.
"Welcome," Dipper grumbled softly. He's still a little miffed that Mabel was the one who broke the gun instead of him, and in front of everyone as well.
"Hey guys look!" they all heard Leo calling them. They all turned to see Leo on top of the junk pile that used to the robot, struggling to pull something out of the trash. Then after pulling with all his might, he finally broke it loose. "I found it, General Custer's little big horn!" Leo said in triumphant holding the instrument above his head. "Let's see if it still works," Leo said as he blew into the horn. There was no big honk sound, but rather a tiny squeak noise.
"Um Uncle Leo, that's a trumpet not a bugle." Pablo pointed out.
"And that's not even a real horn, it's just a broken toy." Zoe added.
"Details, I can still sell it at the Kurios Kat for a fortune." Leo snorted.
'Oh yeah, he's definitely Gruncle Stan's protégé." The Pines twins thought to themselves.
Finally crawling his way out of the trash pile Quba overheard Leo talking about General Custer. "So the DaVincis are playing Cowboys and Indians eh. Well then I shall bring the Custer's greatest enemy to destroy them!" Quba decreed. "To the Black Hills South Dakota!"
-Scene change to Cluster County, South Dakota-
Quba along with Mascot and Meanie stood in front of the uncompleted statue of Crazy Horse. "Um excuse me but when will this statue be completed?" Quba asked the tour guide.
"Whenever we get sufficient funding," the tour guide answered lazily. "We do accept donations, every cent helps," he said holding out a coffee can. Quba grumbled as he dropped a quarter into the coffee can. "Your donation is very much appreciated," the guide said with a forced smile.
"I can't believe it, there must be a statue of some great Indian chief I can use!" Quba ranted.
"Hey there's a statue of Geronimo in Arizona," Mascot suggested reading about it on a pamphlet.
"Geronimo," Quba repeated snatching the pamphlet from Mascot. "Perfect, to San Carlos!"
-Scene change to San Carlos, Arizona-
"Ah Geronimo, great Apache war chief, with my spray alive I will bring you back to life to crush my enemies!" Quba declared as he sprayed the statue with his magic spray. Soon the statue coughed into existence.
"Look guys if you've lost your golf balls, just buy some more, they are not that expensive." Geronimo said as his statue is currently on a golfing range. "Okay they are expensive, but I still think it's better than looking for lost ones."
"I did not come here to look for golf balls! I came to ask for your help in destroying my enemies the DaVincis!" Quba yelled.
"I'm sorry but I do not fight anymore. Fighting brings nothing but tragedy." Geronimo preached.
"Well um, they have General Custer's horn, and they say they want to finish what he started." Quba lied.
"WHAT! They want to follow in that murder's footsteps?! They shall pay!" Geronimo swore as he threw his tomahawk at a nearby tree, severing off one of its branches.
"Impressive," Quba grinned already imagining that the branch was Pablo's head.
"Um Mr. Geronimo sir," Mascot whispered as he approached the Apache chief nervously.
"What is it skunk face?" Geronimo hissed, still mad about the Custer thing.
"I've always wanted to know, what inspired you to invent skydiving?" Mascot asked.
"Kid I had nothing to do with skydiving. In fact I never even left the ground." Geronimo informed him.
"Then why does every one yell 'GERONIMO!' every time they jump out of the plane?" Mascot asked.
"You know that has always bugged me too," Geronimo said.