DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS NOR DAVINCIBLES

Inside the Mystery Shack Dipper grumbled as he swept the floors of the gift shop. While he always hated doing these chores, today was especially irritating for him because Pablo DaVinci, Mr. I'm a cool adventurer, is at the counter telling Wendy and all of her teenage friends of all his adventures, and they were eating it all up! "Thanks to my Uncle's lack of Mongolian, we almost ended up deep fried if it weren't not for my amazing negotiating skills!" Pablo exclaimed.

"Whoa, how did you get out of that?" the teens asked eagerly.

"I bravely bartered for our lives, trading in my custom and valuable wristwatch." Pablo said proudly.

"That is so noble," Robbie praised with a tear coming out of his eye. "Sacrificing your watch to save your family."

"Come on," Dipper groaned rolling his eyes. "That can't be how it happened."

"You're right," Zoe said. Dipper gave her his full attention hoping to knock Pablo down a few pegs. "He only saved his own life and left me and Uncle Leo hanging!"

"Hey I came back for you didn't I!" Pablo argued.

"Eventually! And only because you wanted money to buy a video game!" Zoe snapped. Not too surprisingly, hearing that he almost abandoned his family only made Pablo seem that much cooler in the teenagers' eyes. Dipper sighed sadly in defeat, he was hoping that somehow Pablo's stories were all exaggerations. That maybe he's not as cool as he pretends to be. Unfortunately after seeing him in action at the junkyard, the pictures in the scrap book, and the fact that his sister is here confirming that mostly everything he says are true; Dipper just can't help but feel envious. Pablo is a boy who basically has everything Dipper wants; he's a world class adventurer, seen things that even Dipper thinks is myth, and he has the admiration of Wendy! Not wanting to hear anymore about how awesome Pablo is, Dipper slowly sweeps away from everyone.

Meanwhile off on the other side of the room, Grunkle Stan and Uncle Leo arguing about the horn. "You expect me to believe that this piece of junk is Custer's Little Big Horn?" Stan said skeptically while examining the broken old trumpet.

"Yup, I guarantee it. Trust me, I am a professional after all." Leo snorted.

Stan eyed him suspiciously, "That's good enough for me!" he accepted. "Say how about we show this off here Mystery Shack first? I'll split the profits evenly with you 30-70 no 20-80?"

"Yeah right, I know how your criminal mind works my old partner!" Leo challenged, causing Stan to gulp in terror. "I want and even 40% cut for the horn!"

Stan was wary, he knows that Leo isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but he can't be this dumb! Can he? Years of con people has given Stan a natural ability to read people, and so far he seeing nothing to indicate that Leo is trying to deceive him. While his gut say he should be careful, his greed was saying 'this is too good to pass up'. "Deal!" Stan deciding to listen to his greed. As soon as they shook on it, a tomahawk came flying through the window, landing right in-between Stan and Leo!

"What was that!?" everyone gasped. Quickly running outside they spotted Quba and the Society of Very Bad Villains with an imposing Native American!

"That's them Geronimo! That's the DaVinci's, they have the horn! Crush them! Bury Them!" Quba spouted.

"Oh no, Quba must have used Spray Alive to bring the statue of Geronimo to life!" Zoe gasped.

"What's spray alive?" Dipper asked.

"It's some kind of magic spray that brings inanimate objects; like statues, carving, and paintings to life. Quba always uses it to bring famous artworks to life in order to destroy us." Zoe explained.

"Gasp the travesty!" Mabel scorn. As a young artist herself, she can't stand the idea of art being used for evil.

"So he used this spray alive to bring a statue of the Great Apache Chief Geronimo to life?" Dipper recapped still trying to get his head around it.

"Geronimo? You mean that famous Indian guy that invented skydiving?" Pablo wondered.

"You are such an idiot," Zoe groaned. "Geronimo had nothing to do with skydiving."

"Then why does everyone yell 'GERONIMO!' every time they jump out of a plane?" Mabel wondered.

"Yes please explain. That has always bugged me too," Geronimo commented.

"I heard it started out as a bet because some soldier couldn't remember the guy's name on some movie, so he had to yell 'Geronimo' before jumping out of the plane." Dipper said.

"Really? I heard it was because 'Geronimo' was the name of a popular song." Wendy recalled.

"That's not it! It because the paratroopers used the hit and run tactic that Geronimo invented during the war. So in his honor 'Geronimo' became their battle cry." Zoe said proudly.

"I like that last one," Geronimo said seeing his name becoming a legend.

"Enough of this!" Quba interrupted. "You need to destroy them!"

"Right!" Geronimo said getting back to business. Pulling out another tomahawk the old Apache war chief began to assault the kids.

"Leave this to me!" Pablo said courageously as he stood against Geronimo. Unfortunately the Apache Chief had Pablo pinned down in just under 3 seconds. "A little help here!" Pablo cried.

"Um, sorry be I have some place to be," Robbie and the other teens said as they ran for their lives.

"Hey!" Wendy shouted in disappointment at her friends abandoning them. "I don't know what I ever saw in him." Griping about she and Robbie used to date.

Seeing his chance, Dipper ran into the Shack and grabbed one of the swords hanging on the wall. (Yes the same sword Sherlock Holmes used against him) Running back outside he saw that Pablo was about to be scalped.

"For the honor of my ancestors and brothers!" Geronimo prayed as he brought his tomahawk down on Pablo's head.

"Not today!" Dipper said bravely as he used the sword to block Geronimo's tomahawk.

"Stay out of this child, you are no match for me!" Geronimo warned.

"Believe it or not, you are not the first statue I have faced!" Dipper said in defiance.

"So be it," Geronimo said apologetically as he swung his tomahawk at the little boy. Dipper raised his sword to block Geronimo's attack, but unfortunately Dipper's weapon is still just a decorative sword and broke after two hits.

"Uh-oh," Dipper gulped seeing weapon destroyed. Geronimo raised his tomahawk above his head and was about to chop Dipper in half, when he was assaulted by ice cream!

"You leave my brother alone!" Mabel screamed as she threw several packets of ice cream sandwiches, ice pops, and frozen yogurt. The drumsticks she saved since they are her favorite.

"You will pay for that child!" Geronimo swore. But just as he took a step, he slipped on some of the ice cream on the ground and landed right on top of Quba. The force of the impact knocked a small pink can out of Quba's pocket.

"Get off of me you idiot!" Quba demanded, but Geronimo was having a hard time since he kept on slipping on ice cream and dropping back on top of the deformed villain.

Seeing that Geronimo was incapacitated (not really) the DaVinci's figured that now was the best time to help the living statue see reason. "Look Geronimo, while I can't say this hasn't been fun. How about we take you back to San Carlos?" Pablo offered.

"No, not until I destroy Custer's accursed bugle horn!" Geronimo declared.

"You mean this one?" Leo said proudly showing off the toy trumpet.

"What is that?" Geronimo asked.

"Custer's Little Big Horn of course," Leo snorted. "It's all yours for a price."

"That's not his horn!" Geronimo said much to Leo's disappointment. "Wait you guys aren't planning to use it to restart the war against my people?" Geronimo asked.

"What? No. I just want to sell it for a profit." Leo explained.

"But he said..." Geronimo pointing to Quba.

"You can't believe the word of supervillain," Pablo preached.

"So ugly pale face speaks with a forked tongue!" Geronimo accused now towering over the little man.

"Oh this is going to hurt isn't it," Quba gulped in terror before he and the rest of the SVBV ran for their lives.

"After him! Charge!" Pablo ordered sounding the charge with the toy trumpet. Even though no sound came out of the trumpet; he, Zoe, Dipper, Wendy, and Geronimo chased after them. Mabel was about to go as well when she spotted the can of spray alive on the ground.

As she picked up the can, she recalled how they said it can bring any artworks to live. Mabel excitedly ran back into the Shack, right up to the cash register where Wendy kept her teen magazines. Mabel then started sorting the magazines, choosing the best pictures with the hottest boys. In her mind she started picturing herself surrounded by a bunch of hunky male models. "Thanks for bring to life, Mabel. We are eternally grateful. We are forever yours." the boys all chanted.

"Oh stop," Mabel blushed, but clearly enjoying basking in their admiration. As her dream sequence faded, Mabel shook the can and was about to spray the pictures, when Stan walked in.

"What you got there?" Stan asked his great-niece.

"Grunkle Stan!" Mabel startled by his arrive accidentally dropped the spray alive.

"What is this?" Stan asked picking up the can.

"Uh..." Mabel stuttered not knowing what to say.

"Is it air fresher?" Stan asked. "Great this place was starting to get a little musty." Stan said as he started spraying the attractions.

"Grunkle Stan don't!" Mabel warned but it was too late. All of the fake props like the cornicorn, the Sascroch, and even the invisible man set up started moving. Soon they all stampeded out of the Shack!

"This isn't air fresher is it?" Stan asked sounding very disappointed.

"No," Mabel regrettably confessed.

"Alright Mabel, I'm giving you a choice. You either bring all my attractions back, or you'll have to make a whole new set of them by tomorrow!" Stan said rubbing his head.

Mabel weighted her options. Tracking and capturing all the attractions with be difficult even with Dipper's help, and he's busy with Geronimo. As a budding artist, she would love to make more things for the Shack, but even she can't do so many in so little time. "Can Soos help me make more attractions?" Mabel asked hopefully.

"Sure thing, I'm always glad to help." Soos offered appearing out of nowhere.

"No can do, Soos. This is Mabel's punishment." Stan said sternly.

"You heard him," Soos said before fading into the background. Mabel sighed sadly as she came to her decision.

Meanwhile in the middle of town, the people were in a full blown panic as the monsters from the Mystery Shack rampaged throughout Gravity Falls!