I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS NOR DAVINCIBLES

The DaVinci kids along with Dipper and Geronimo were scurrying around town chasing after the SVBV. "We lost them!" Pablo cursed after losing sight of Quba and his cronies.

"Don't worry, I can track them." Geronimo claimed as he pressed his ear on the ground.

"Do you hear anything?" Pablo asked impatiently.

"Not with you chattering in my ear," Geronimo replied.

"Ooh, burn!" Zoe laughed. Dipper chuckled as well, taking pleasure at seeing Pablo making a fool of himself.

"Wait, I hear something!" Geronimo said gesturing them to keep quiet. "It sounds like...trotting corn?" Geronimo reported feeling very confused.

"How can corn trot?" Pablo wondered.

"What I want to know is, how does he even know what trotting corn sounds like?" Dipper said.

"Hey guys, look out!" Zoe warned as the cornicorn trotted past them.

"Wow that's something you don't see everyday," Geronimo commented. Feeling more pride that he was right about the corn; rather than shock at seeing corn horse moving on its own.

"Eh, I've seen weirder stuff," Dipper shrugged.

"This is about par of what we normally go through," Pablo yawned equally unimpressed.

"DIPPER! DIPPER! BLARG!" Mabel screamed as she ran down the street. "Spray! Stan! Air Freshener! New Attractions! Male Models!" Mabel spouted.

"Whoa, slow down Mabel," Dipper trying to calm his sister down. "Now take a deep breath and tell me what's wrong." Mabel inhaled deeply; but rather than saying anything she started doing some unusual hand gestures while rambling incoherently. Unusual even for her. "Mabel, what is this charades! Alright fine, you're a banana!" Dipper guessed.

"No, no, the theory of gravity!" Geronimo yelled getting into the game

"Can I buy a vowel?" Pablo asked not having a clue to what Mabel was trying to tell them.

"Boys," Zoe said rolling her eyes. "She's saying that she tried to use Spray alive on some teen magazines, but your uncle mistook it for air freshener and used it on his stupid attractions, so now they are running amok all over town, and she has to gather them all up or she'll be in trouble." Mabel nodded rapidly confirming what Zoe said. Dipper, Geronimo and Pablo stared at the girls with pure astonishment. "What, I thought it was obvious when she pointed to her mouth." Zoe joked.

"Okay so how do we stop them?" Dipper asked.

"Don't worry, all we have to do is bring the art or whatever, back to where they belong and they go back to being lifeless displays." Zoe explained.

"Alright then let's split up and get those attractions!" Dipper ordered.

The Pines twins and the DaVinci kids along with Geronimo hurried chasing down they Mystery Shack's runaway junk. Mabel used some carrots to lure the Jackalopes into a cage, Geronimo used his expert tracking skills to hunt down the invisible man, Dipper wrestled the Sass-crotch in a similar manner he did with the multi-bear, Zoe using a lasso to wrangle in the cornicorn, and Pablo found the Rock-that-look-like-a-face doing stand up comic (mostly were the punch line is that he's just a head).

As our heroes were busy rounding up the attractions, Quba and the rest of the SVBV took this chance to sneak back to the junkyard and to Old Man McGuket's workshop. "What is going on in this town?" Quba wondered seeing all the weird creatures running around.

"Hey I think that's two headed wolf duck thing from the Mystery Shack," Mascot identified pointing at the two headed creature.

"I'm afraid to ask, but how do you know that?" Quba cautiously asked.

"Oh, I took the tour before we attacked the place. I got us all Mystery W-neck T-shirts." Mascot explained handing everyone some dirty old W-neck shirts with a ? painted on them. "I hear it's the latest fashion trend."

"I hope you didn't pay too much for these," Quba gagged seeing how filthy they were. "Wait, how could those phoney displays come to life unless..." Quba choked as he finally realized that his pockets were now empty. "THEY HAVE MY SPRAY ALIVE!" Quba screamed, his face turning red with rage. "They will pay for that!"

"Well if you're going back there, I reckon you can use this." Old Man McGucket said handing Quba a strange device.

"Is that my solar power death ray?" Dr. Meanie gasped.

"Yup, I made some adjustments to it so now it's 3x more powerful," McGucket laughed.

"Perfect! With this I can destroy the DaVincis and get my spray alive back!" Quba ranted as he ran towards the Mystery Shack.

"Why does he need..." Aka sang

"To get this can back..." Pella continued.

"When he can just make more?" the Two Tenors finished singing badly.

Back at the Mystery 'S'hack the Pines twins along with the DaVinci kids and Geronimo were busy corralling the attractions back into their displays. "Okay put the floating eyeballs here," Dipper instructed using the picture on the pamphlet as a guide. Pablo placed the jar of eyeballs, who were still squirming to get out, where Dipper had directed him. Once back in their proper place the eyeballs reverted back to being painted ping-pong balls.

"Where does this go?" Mabel asked desperately hanging on to a giant vampire bat while at the same time, trying to keep it from biting her.

"That goes over there," Dipper pointing to the corner ceiling.

"Back! Back! You!" Mabel guiding the bat by using the fireplace poker to force the bat back to its place. Once she got it back there, it reverted into a pinata, which Soos then smashed with a baseball bat.

"Soos!" everyone scolded.

"Sorry dudes, but I always believed that pinatas are evil." Soos preached giving them his serious look. "So I used this bat to hit that bat." Soos paused for a second waiting for some type of reaction. "You get it? I said I used this bat..."

"We get it Soos," Dipper groaned.

"Great, that just leaves the big stuff," Zoe said looking through the inventory. Outside Geronimo, Stan, and Leo had their hands full trying to keep the larger attractions from escaping again.

"Well let's get this over with," Pablo complained as he lassoed the cornicorn. "Come you overgrown snack bar, get back to your display. The cornicorn however kept struggling, refusing to get back into the Shack. All of a sudden a beam of light struck the cornicorn causing it to explode.

"My cornicorn! It's now a...a popcornicorn!" Stan cried at the now white puff ball.

"I think it's better this way," Mabel said chewing on the popcorn pieces popping out of the popcornicorn.

"That's coming out of your allowance," Stan said. "Who's responsible for this!" he demanded.

"I am!" Quba screamed. Attached to his back was three robotic arms with giant magnifying lens on each. "That last shot was a warning. Now give me back my spray alive or I will burn you all down with my solar power death ray!" Quba demanded.

"Here, take it! This thing is nothing but trouble!" Mabel yelled throwing the spray can at the ugly man. Hitting him right in the nose. Quba grumbled in frustration as he picked up his can of spray alive.

"You got your precious spray alive now leave!" Dipper demanded.

"Yes, how about instead I just destroy all of you!" Quba laughed as he focuses the lenses to fire more shots at the Mystery 'S'hack! The beams of light causing anything they touched to burst into flames! Everyone either ducked for cover or just ran out of the way. Geronimo threw one of his tomahawks at one of the lenses hoping to break it, but Quba angled the lens to fire the beam at the tomahawk reducing it to cinder before it even reached the lens. Fearing for their lives all of the remaining attractions ran back into the Mystery 'S'hack in terror and jumped right back displays where they returned to being lifeless statues. Feeling that his victory is near, Quba started laughing manically as he continued to blasts them with his death rays.

"Dipper how do we stop this?" Mabel asked her brother after show found him hiding behind some rocks.

"I don't know!" Dipper cried searching through the Journal 3.

"Dipper that book is only good for the supernatural monsters. Not against crazy people with death rays!" Mabel pointed out.

"Yes, but Quba is using giant magnifying lens to focus the sunlight. So if I can find a way to block out the sun, then maybe we'll have a chance." Dipper said trying to find something that can cast a large shadow.

"Block out the sun. I may have something, but I need you to buy me some time." Geronimo overhearing what Dipper was planning.

"Stall for time. No problem!" Pablo said as he jumped out into the open. "Hey Quba, I've got to say, that they junk they have here in the Mystery Shack is still better than anything you ever painted!" Pablo mocked.

"What are you talking about Pablo. Even the stuff in the junkyard is vastly superior to his so called art." Zoe laughed.

"How dare you!" Quba ranted focusing all of his beams at the DaVinci kids. With Zoe and Pablo drawing Quba's fire, Geronimo immediately started dancing and chanting. Back with the DaVincis, they were expertly dodging the death rays while still taunting him. That is until Pablo tripped.

"It's over Pablo DaVinci," Quba chuckled as he prepared to focus all of his lenses at his most hated enemy.

"What ever you're planning you better do it soon, Geronimo!" Pablo pleaded.

"Huh!" Curious to what they were planning, Quba turned to see Geronimo dancing. "What is he doing?" Quba wondered.

"I think that's the legendary Indian Rain Dance." Zoe commented as she was helping her brother up.

"Rain dance? Seriously, I risked my life so that he can do some dance routine!" Pablo ranted.

"Rain dance, whatever. Time to say goodbye Pablo DaVinci and Pablo's sister!" Quba once again focusing his lenses at the DaVinci kids. But before he could fire, the sky became dark as the storm clouds gathered and blocked out the sun. Not only that, but a large lighting bolt was attracted to the metallic robot arms strapped to Quba's body! "This is going to hurt, isn't it." Quba cringed as he was struck by lighting. The lighting in turn also destroyed the Solar Powered Death Ray.

"So Quba, what is this the third time you've been struck by lighting," Zoe laughed as Pablo, the Pines Twins, and Geronimo approaching him. Seeing his enemies gathering around him, and having no means to fight back. Quba quickly ran away as fast as he could.

"Well all that's left now is to take Geronimo back to San Carlos." Pablo reminded everyone.

"Ooh can we go too Grunkle Stan?" the Twins asked.

"Are you nuts! Who's going to clean up this mess!" Stan complained pointing to all the destruction caused by the stampeding attractions and the attack by Quba.

"Don't worry, I'll just spray alive some cleaning magazines and we can have an army of maids to take care of everything." Mabel suggested holding up a spray can.

Seeing the can in her hands caused everyone to get into a fearful panic. "What no! Um, you know what a little trip will do you and you're brother some good. So you go on ahead, while I take care of this mess. But just promise me that won't ever use that thing again!" Stan said.

"You got it Grukle Stan," Mabel cheered throwing the can into the trash. Breathing a sigh of relief, Stan walked back into the Shack.

"Mabel that can you just had?" Dipper asked his sister.

"It was air fresher." Mabel confirmed. This adventure concluded with the Pines and the DaVincis at the San Carlos Apache Stonghold Golf Club, posing for pictures in front of the statue of Geronimo as well as playing a few rounds of golf.

The End