Heya! Starkit's Prophecy:D
Coldstar'spoison THANK YOU!
Erm... If it wasn't apparent I AM crazy and do keep my imaginary friends locked up sometimes.
Dave: Er... Leo got Out Again.
Aurg... Leave em
Leo: I can stay!? CAN I WATCH?! :D
NO! Can't Have LEO Going Insane too!
Dave: *Tugs at collar* Can't I just take my collar off?
Gods No! You'd Kill Me!
Dave: True...
*Snaps Fingers* Hello, Youre name is now Tanya. please go sit in the closet.
Tanya: Ok ^-^
Onto the story
Chapter Five Untidles Whut..?
UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again
Not a Christian But... Thanks for calling me a saint?
StarPaw sad "I..i….." she was so foncusded! Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates an wht was she supops to do? They we beoth handsome and althing, but bot had matss! Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot. GayStirpe was so funny and col. Gaystripe...Niiiiceeeee
"!" said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me. "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up.
Leo: *Eye twitch*
There is a reason I give you books and not a computer Leo...
Sigh...
"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!'
That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck.""no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed BlackStar.
"well the give us all this halpand stuff" said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." She said. O.O Leo: ... What is lust?
... shhhhhh...
"I gess that's ter " balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.
"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are."
'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"
He's Nudging you jeez! Or... Nuzzle? Nugle? DX?
Leo: I've read every dictionary 15 times... What in starclan is a nugle?
"e—" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick
"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy! Leo: How many toms? ... idk? Firestar Graystripe EVERYTOMEVER.
Leo: Mary sue... Ikr...
"but yor pahfect." Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle you HAVE TO BE " *Facepaw* NO... IDGASTC WHO YOU DID BEAT BUT IT. WASN'T. DANG. STARPAWGLEAM WHATEVER IN STARCLAN SHE IS
"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me….!" *Snickers immaturely*
Leo: *Head flops everywhere*
Dave: Not as bad as my reation...
Not exposed to as much... He's lucky...
TANYAAAAA
Tanya: Ello? ^-^
*Puts collar on Tanya* Perfect. Snap your fingers to fix Leo please. Dave, should you or Leo teach her?
Dave: LEO! I know way to much.
Kk.
Tanya: *Snaps*
Leo: Wow... Not to bad! AKA HORRIBLE
Whatever, BAI GUYS HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER OF STARKITS PROPHECY LEO HAS TO GO LEARN BIRD AND DA BEES
~xXIcepoolXx
Leo: whats the birds and the bees...?
Dave: Oh gods... *walks out* SEEYA