Anna asks her male friends if all dudes really do eat whatever they pick from their noses. But due to poor communication, they think she is talking about something else that's even less... pure.

Tales of Booger Eating
It was a week since Anna and Elsa had met their new friends and Anna saw a different side in side of her sister. Sure the queen was still reserved, but Anna could sense that Elsa was a bit more relaxed about life as Elsa had a bit more spring in her step. Anna felt that the good times were never going to end as she sat on top of the world.

And then Elsa had to go away on business for a few days.

See, Elsa had managed to get a trade agreement with Corona the first time they were there. And with her newly built resolve, Elsa had decided that she must go to Berk and DunBroch for a week to get much needed trade agreements. This meant that Elsa would have to sail across the sea all by her lonesome. The end result was that Anna was literally clinging to Elsa's leg.

"Anna, you're going to have to let go," Elsa sadly said.

"No!" Anna pouted. "The guards are going to have to pry me from you and drag me away kicking and screaming. Don't think I won't do it!"

Elsa knew how Anna felt as she felt the same way. Neither one of them wanted to get on a boat ever since an accident on sea took their parents' lives away. Nonetheless, Elsa knew she had to do this.

"I'm sorry, Anna," Elsa sighed.

"Take me with you! Please!" Anna pleaded.

"Anna, at least one of us has to stay here. One member of the royal family still has to keep an eye on things here."

"Then get Olaf to do it!" Anna said in desperation. "Technically, he's your son and my son-nephew!"

Elsa lovingly rolled her eyes.

"Anna, I'll be fine. If worse comes to worse, I can freeze a tidal wave so it won't capsize a boat."

Anna realizes that this was true and began to calm down. "Fine. But if you die, I'll hit you harder than I did Hans."

"I'll make sure to not to die then," Elsa chuckled.

The sisters hugged each other farewell. And then Elsa left the castle grounds to head to lands unknown.

This separation is going to hurt me more than you know. Each sister thought to themselves.

The next day, Rapunzel came over to find Anna looking glum. So she tried to cheer her up. She told Anna that Eugene and Hiccup were currently somewhere in the town. She also reminded her that they had a double date planned. Rapunzel was very excited that she would meet Anna's boyfriend.

Speaking of which, Anna was currently peeved at her boyfriend, but it took her mind off Elsa for a while.

Stupid, poopy pants Kristoff. Anna thought. How can he not tell me if what he said about guys eating whatever they pick from their noses is actually true? EVERY time I try to get a straight answer from him, he teases me with more vague results. But it can't be true, right? It would make half the world….. extremely disgusting. Stupid poopy pants Kristoff and his poopy pants ice job. Stupid poopy pants Elsa and her poopy pants queenly duties.

Stupid poopy pants everything.

However, Anna was a clever one. She left the castle to find Hiccup and Eugene.

Now that I have male friends, HUMAN male friends, they can tell me the truth.

She went into town. It did not take long for her to find the two guys as children were crowding around in a group and aweing about seeing a dragon up close. So that meant that Toothless was here as well. Anna thought that the nightfury was a big sweetie. She could hear Eugene who was apparently winding down from telling one of his many tall tales.

"And that's how my wife's little, annoying frog creature turned into this giant, ferocious dragon."

The kids 'ooh' and 'ahh' until they saw Hiccup shaking his head no behind Eugene. Then the children snickered.

"Isn't Rapunzel's pet a chameleon?" Hiccup asked.

Eugene shrugged, "I don't know. I guess."

"Yoo-hoo! Eugene? Hiccup? Toothless?" Anna waved. The children proceeded to clumsily and cutely bow to the princess.

"Your mouth seemed to have thawed fine, it seems," Hiccup noticed.

"Yeah, Elsa finished the book she was reading so she melted the ice from my mouth. But now the servants joke that they rather enjoyed the peace and quiet when my mouth was frozen," Anna said as she rolled her eyes.

"Princess Anna, can you play with us?" One small girl asked.

"I will. But first, I need to ask my friends something."

"Well, shoot," Eugene replied.

"Do all men…." Anna began to say. But she couldn't actually describe the action. It was still too disturbing for her. "Do it?"

"Uhhhh… it?" Hiccup wondered. What could she mean by "it"?

"Don't make me say it out loud. It's completely disturbing even thinking it. Do all men do it?" Anna whined.

Hiccup was starting to think that Anna was thinking about something much more…. hands on…. in an area nowhere NEAR the nose.

But Hiccup was still partially in denial, "Please tell me you're talking about scratching an armpit."

Anna was getting a bit impatient, "No. I'm talking about IT."

And now whatever bit denial Hiccup had was mercilessly squashed. Meanwhile, Toothless made a face that said "You're on your own, buddy."

Is this a secret thing that's in some kind of guy code? Anna thought. Is THAT why no one is giving me a straight answer?

"Mr. Eugene?" One of the children asked. "What's doing it?"

Eugene didn't know what was more awkward: The fact that Anna asked, the fact that the child asked, the fact that the other children started parroting what the first child asked, or the fact that some of the adults were starting to give weird glances.

"Ummm kids, why don't you go wait over there until the princess agrees to play with you," Eugene said. The children did what they were told.

Now Eugene sadly had the time to focus on Anna's VERY weird question. "Well…. I can't say for all men but…. Oh boy."

"I think I need an adult," Hiccup said. "This conversation is making me very uncomfortable."

These two must do it as well. Anna thought. Why else would they keep dodging the question?

She asked out loud. "This isn't a hard question to answer. Do you two do it?"

"And now I'm even more uncomfortable. As if that was even possible," Hiccup sighed.

Just then, like a miracle, Jack Frost appeared. He always did enjoy popping down to places unexpectedly to people who can see him.

"Hey guys. Eugene, Hiccup, Anna." Jack greeted. "Hey Anna, your mouth thawed."

Well if the other two weren't going to be much help, she might as well as Jack. "Jack, do all men, including you, do it?"

Of course, Jack was not thinking she was talking about eating dried up snot you find in your nose. He was thinking that she was thinking about something else.

And here's the answer: "Well… yeah. All men do it. I do it twice a day. Once in the morning. Once in the evening. Sometime even 4 times in a day when I'm REALLY bored."

His friends just looked at him with mouths agape. Hiccup and Toothless took 7 steps back away from the winter spirit.

"Oh come on!" Eugene yelled. "That can't be healthy!" Then he stopped yelling and blushed a deep red when he noticed those random passersby were looking at him weirdly again. They can't see Frost.

"It has nothing to do with health," Jack explained. "It has to do with me getting a little fun and excitement in my life."

"You could always find a female spirit," Eugene suggested. This is just getting weird.

"What reason would I have for a female spirit when a guy spirit can provide just as much excitement in…."

"OH MY GOD!" Anna shouted, finding her voice again. "Jack, you disgust me!"

"Yeah, me too," Hiccup muttered.

Once again, Jack was confused. "What?"

"How can you eat whatever you find in your nose four times a day?" Anna said, finally revealing what "it" was.

"Yeah!" Eugene started. Then he realized, "Wait what?"

Hiccup was equally confused. "Wait, you're talking about eating…. boogers?"

"Yeah of course I was," Anna admitted. Though she still wanted to throw up a bit in her mouth saying that out loud. "Why? What did you think that I was talking about?"

"Uhhhhhh…. The same thing," Eugene lied. "So to answer your question, no. No guy eats whatever he picks out of his nose."

Anna sighed and felt a great relief, as if a planet's weight of worry was finally lifted from her shoulders.

"Oh thank goodness," Anna said. "Now my boyfriend will stop teasing me about it. Oh and Eugene, are you still up for that double date?"

"Yeah."

"Great," Anna happily said. "Well, I've made the kids wait long enough. Tootles, everybody."

Anna happily skipped away to play with the children. Meanwhile, the guys were lost in their own thoughts.

"So she was talking about picking noses?" Eugene recalled. "Then again, what kind of girl asks about what they thought she was asking? Anna's weird like that. But she can't be that weird."

"Yeah," Hiccup said. "I still can't believe she wasn't talking about mas…"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Jack interrupted. "She was talking about eating boogers? I thought she was talking about snowball fights. Two snowball fights a day can make any man have a weird, happy feeling inside of him."

Hiccup just looked at Jack with utter disbelief.

"Also, she always sings about wanting to build a snowman," Jack explained. "I was wondering why she think that snowball fights are disturbing."

The spirit of fun stopped talking when he noticed Hiccup weirdly staring at him.

"What?"

"You still disgust me, Jack Frost." Was all Hiccup could say.

"What?" wondered a forever confused Jack Frost.