Summary: A series of inter-related drabble-length one-shots featuring Wendy growing up and an overprotective Laxus. AU, Laxus/Mirajane pairing, Laxus/Wendy broship. Possibly slight-crack-fics.

A/N: Last chapter guys. And before we get there, I just want to say thank you, to each and every single one of you who read and favorited and reviewed and enjoyed this story. This may be the last fic I upload for a while. I plan on channeling all that creative energy into a book. If you're interested, feel free to PM me for details on how you can follow me. Other than that, enjoy!

Consanguinity

Summary: And they lived happily ever after. Or not.

x. How it ends

Wendy was absolutely stunning.

The twenty year old bride had just gotten engaged to her fiancé six months ago, and the time flew by. Her brother (now twenty-nine) was less than pleased, but thanks to her wonderful sister-in-law and four year old niece, he put up a minimum fuss.

Of course, that only made Wendy suspicious that he was planning something.

The ceremony was beautiful. Soft pink and grey tones complemented the blue accents of the church, and when the bride finally made her way down the aisle, there were mute whispers of awe and the women cooed over how their youngest sister-figure had grown up.

The priest had led them through the ceremony and when the priest asked if anyone had objections to the marriage, Wendy stiffened for a moment, glaring pointedly at her brother and daring him to interrupt her wedding. When Laxus remained silent, the priest led them through the exchanging of their wedding bands. Finally he announced, "You may now kiss the bride."

"Over my dead body!" Laxus growled from her side. Wendy resisted the urge to facepalm. Which genius had decided that her brother would walk her down the aisle in place of a father figure again? Oh right, her beloved fiancé and soon-to-be husband.

Wendy turned her attention away from Romeo, glaring at her brother as she hissed, "Laxus Dreyar, I swear if you ruin my wedding I am going to kill you!"

The blond ignored her, turning to the groom and making a gesture with his pointer and middle fingers as he said, "I'm watching you, kid."

Wendy finally had it. She leaned over and slapped him on the arm, shoving her bouquet at him as she shouted, "Laxus!"

And then she grabbed Romeo by his tie, pulled him to her, and slanted her lips over his, ignoring the protests and splutters from her brother while the rest of their friends and family applauded.

And they lived happily-ever-after.

FIN.

OMAKE:

Whenever his baby sister came up to him bouncing, Laxus knew that she was up to no good.

His instincts were right.

"Laxus, guess what?!"

"What?" He grunted in response.

"I'm pregnant!"

The words froze in his ears, refusing to process to his brain.

As a result, his body shut down.

THUD.

Wendy's eyes widened as she looked down at the unconscious body on the floor. "Laxus? Laxus?!"

She nudged his prone form with her toe before looking up and exchanging a mischievous glance with her husband.

Romeo only shook his head in amusement as he commented, "I think you killed him, love. Maybe we should have waited a couple months after the honeymoon to share the news..."

His wife pouted. "Mira didn't do this when we told her! Stupid brother. Where's my cell phone?! I need to get this on camera before he wakes up!"

FIN.