The last oneshot for now. That is at least until I finish the Element series I'm working on for Deviant Art. It's great fun. This was a request by SithMistress (she's on my fav list...check her out). NejiTenten! YAY!
Obviously the characters are not mine.
"Neji," a deep voice reprimanded.
"But…but I don't want to. I'm not choosing one of them. I'm not going to do it." The boy stomped away from his uncle, muttering. Hiashi sighed. Neji was being exceedingly difficult. All Hiashi wanted was to see his nephew happy. And by happy he meant happily married.
Neji had refused all of the young ladies Hiashi had suggested. They were all very attractive and would make good wives. But Neji had shot down every single one. This lack of interest in any of the women had seriously frustrated Hiashi. And so the first person Hiashi came across, he vented to. This person happened to be Kakashi.
Kakashi easily located the person he was looking for. It wasn't hard considering that the young man was at his favorite place in the world, Icharuka. "Naruto," he said as he approached the blonde boy who was gobbling down ramen.
He choked on his food as he swallowed too fast. He coughed to clear it out his throat, and turned around. "Kakashi-sensei!" he greeted with a huge smile on his face.
Kakashi got straight to business. "I have a job for you."
"A job? Am I going on a mission?"
"Actually no. Apparently Hyuuga-sama thinks that that Neji kid needs to get laid."
Naruto interrupted. "Hehe! Yeah! Big time!"
Kakashi shot him a look and continued on with the story. "Well, he introduced Neji to a lot of pretty, young women and he didn't like any of them."
Naruto interrupted again. "Of course he didn't like any of them. He's got his eye on—"
"Naruto…all you really need to do is spend the day with Neji and assure Hiashi that Neji isn't gay. At the moment, that's what he's concerned about."
Naruto burst out laughing. "Neji? Gay? I think not. That's hilarious."
"Well, you may know that he's not gay, but Hiashi doubts it. So you're spending the day with Hyuuga Neji whether you like it or not."
"Fine," Naruto sighed. "I'll spend the day with him." He stood up from his stool and went to find Neji.
Neji knew that someone was coming. So he activated his Byakugan to find out who. He was surprised when he realized that it was Naruto and he automatically assumed that Hiashi had something to do with the blonde coming to visit him.
"Hey Neji," he greeted when he spotted the young man.
"What are you doing here Naruto?" Neji asked annoyed.
"You should know. Your uncle made Kakashi make me come spend the day with you. He thinks you're gay, you know?"
Neji choked on nothing. "What? Hiashi thinks I'm gay?"
Naruto nodded. "Personally, I found it ridiculous seeing as how you've got your eye on Tenten. Why don't you just tell them?"
Neji shrugged. "I don't really want my family prying into my personal life. At least, not anymore than they already do."
Naruto nodded his understanding. "Well in any case we should do something to prove your straightness."
Neji sighed. "I guess we should."
And so Naruto and Neji decided to go spying. Well more like peeping. They were headed off to see the young ladies in the bath house. And hopefully they would get caught (Naruto figured that they would because he always got caught) and publicly humiliated and then Hiashi would have to know that Neji wasn't gay because he had been looking at naked women.
Having made their way to the wooden barrier surrounding the women's bathing area, Naruto headed to investigate the boards to find the best peeping spot. After a bit of searching he realized that Neji wasn't helping him out. "You know that it's like an unspoken rule to help find the best hole when peeping with another person."
Neji frowned. Crossing his arms across his chest, he said, "Screw the rules. I have Byakugan." So Neji stood there looking in on Tenten bathing with his Byakugan. And he thoroughly enjoyed the view he was getting. Of course, as Naruto had said, he got caught like usual, after he'd sneezed really loud and fallen out of the tree he had been peeping from.
Neji sighed as a whole bunch of robed women came out to assault them. Of course, they weren't surprised to see Naruto. But they were shocked to see Neji, especially Tenten. "Why are you peeping?" she hissed at him.
He just shrugged. Naruto just got really frustrated with Neji and shouted out, "Dammit Tenten! Neji likes you!"
Of course, this drew a glare from Neji. But Tenten was jubilant about this piece of information. "Really Neji?" she asked him excitedly.
The Hyuuga prodigy turned his attention to the young woman. He nodded. "Yeah, I do."
Tenten squeeled. "Oh, Neji! I've liked you forever!" She pecked him on the cheek. When she moved back, he shot her a questioning look. Then a smirk played across his face as he grabbed her and kissed her.
As luck would have it, Hiashi was walking by at that very moment for his afternoon bath house session. He had noticed the large crowd of women and had glanced over to see who the unfortunate peeping tom was. He almost went into cardiac arrest when he saw what was happening. His nephew was making out with a girl. He let out a sigh of relief. At least the boy wasn't gay.
It's finished. Leave me some reviews. I'm still open for pairing suggestions, I'm just going to be highly selective about which ones I use. Very selective indeed. But yes...sorry about twisting up some Yugioh Abridged qoutes in there. I couldn't help myself.