Part 4! Just a note: I misspelled a lot of what Yang says to emphasize her drunken state, so sorry if it's a bit difficult to read. Thanks for reading!
I've created a monster Weiss thought to herself as she watched Yang stumble around.
As it turns out, Blake's prediction was extremely accurate. The alcohol kicked in while Yang was chugging her fourth can. And it wasn't a slow descent into drunkness either, it was the equivalent of an ursa being thrown into a wall at super speed. In other words, Yang's drunkness hit hard and sudden.
Weiss wasn't sure if angry Yang or drunk Yang was worse. Angry Yang was scary and mean, but it only lasted for a few minutes. Drunk Yang had lasted for about four turns now, and showed no sign of stopping. Weiss had once heard that everybody was a different kind of "drunk". She had heard the terms angry drunk, happy drunk, sad drunk, and stupid drunk. Yang was definitely a happy drunk, if not a crazy drunk. At the moment, Yang was circling around the room, stumbling every few steps. She had a massive grin on her face and would sometimes burst out laughing at nothing.
"Oooooooookaaaaaaayyyy guysss!" Yang slurred as Ruby finished singing Llllllet's Play be the Achieve Men. It had been an embarrassing dare for the 15 year old (courtesy of Blake), but it was far from the worst of her problems at the moment. "It's myyyyyyy turn" she said in a sing-song tone while reaching for her 5th bottle.
"I don't think you should be drinking any more" Ruby told her sister.
"You're pretty drunk" Blake agreed.
"I don't see your PINT! Get it, because it sounds like point?" Yang laughed so hard she fell over. When she realized no one was laughing, she shakily stood up again. "It wasn't thaaaat bad," Yang said, "at least I didn't get any BOOZE!" (because it sounds like boos). "Ookaay, Weiss truth or daaaaare".
Something about the way Yang was looking at her made Weiss think twice before making a decision. The blonde had this unnatural smile on her face and a dangerous gleam in her eye. "Truth?" Weiss said in a voice that was more of a question than a dare. When she saw Yang's face, she instantly changed her mind. "DARE! I changed my mind".
"Okaay Ice Queen, or should I saaaayy… WEISS Queen," Yang stopped to laugh at her cleverness before continuing, "That's a reaaaaally nice dress… I dare yooouuuu tooo roll outside in dirt". Weiss sighed. It was a pretty bad dare, but it could definitely be worse. "NO! I changed my miiiind" Yang declared. She (drunkenly) marched over to the closet and pulled out a garbage bag filled with what looked like barf. Yang handed the bag to Weiss, "roll in this!"
"Ewwwww!" Weiss screamed, backing away from the bag, "what is that!?".
"It's catfooood and milk". Blake's ears twitched and her eyes shot towards the bag. Weiss was horrified.
"No!" she yelled, "I refuse!"
"Weeeeelll, you can do it yourself oooorrrrr I can duuump it on youuu" Yang replied.
Weiss looked at the bag in disgust. "Fine!" she hissed, grabbing the bag and heading towards the bathroom.
When Weiss emerged, bits of soggy catnip were stuck to her clothes. She had only rubbed her dress in the catnip and was not completely covered like she was supposed to be, but Yang either didn't notice or was too drunk to care. Her biggest concern at the moment was Blake, who stared at her while licking her lips hungrily.
"Youu loook soooooo stupid" Yang garbled. Weiss frowned at her and sat down. She felt disgusting, she smelled disgusting, and she looked disgusting. To make matters worse, Blake was eyeing her suspiciously, like a cat might look at a mouse before pouncing. This is such a stupid game Weiss thought to herself. To be fair, it was all partially her fault; seeing how she was the one who supplied the alcohol. Was this her punishment for unleashing the demon that was a drunk Yang Xiao Long?
"Yang, truth or da-"
"Truthy truth" Yang said, cutting Ruby off. The younger girl frowned at her sister, but carried on.
"What's something embarrassing you've done that you've never told anyone?". Yang paused to think for a moment. Luckily for Ruby, Yang was FAR too drunk to lie, and the result was a story that was both hilarious and cringe worthy at the same time.
"Welllll" Yang began, clearly unaware of the story she was about to tell, "I was at a store with some friends oooonce, and then I saw this cute guuuuyyy waving at me".
"Eww, Yang" Ruby complained.
"Well you aaasked little sisss. Anyways, I waved back at the guy, but he was waaving at someone behind meee," Yang said in her drunken tone, "anyways, I just pretended to know the guy 'cause I was committed, riiight? Soooooooo I kept waaaving back, and he was all like 'what?' buuut I didn't want to look stupid". The group was silent, intent on listening to Yang. Ruby felt a bit bad for exposing her sister while she was vulnerable, but at the same time, really wanted to hear this story.
"Then I walked up to him, the cute guyyy, and I was like 'rememberrr meeee?' and he was like 'no' and I was like 'don't worryyy about it' and then I grabbed hiim, 'cause he was kinda cute, and kissed him". Ruby covered her mouth to keep herself from laughing out loud. Only Yang would do something like that, but it was still pretty funny. The best part was, that wasn't the end of the story.
"Sooo theeeeen, he tried to run awaayy, and I doon't knooowww why buut I chaased after hiiim." Yang said while opening another can, "and he raan into the men's bathrooom and guess what? I followed hiimm!" Ruby heard Weiss giggling, and saw the corners of Blake's mouth curl up. "Theen, when I went into the bathrooom, aand I didn't knoow which stall he was in, so I just punched down the dooor of one of the stallss, and there wass a guy in there!". This time, Ruby openly laughed at her sister's story.
"Yang, were you by any chance drunk when this happened?" Blake asked, trying very hard to control her laughter.
"Maaayybee," Yang said, "I'll neeeeever tell. Sooo anyways, thaat's when security came busting inn, but I didn't even botherr fighting them. When I sobered up latrr, I was all like 'that was soooo embarrassing, but it was really nooo big deal," Yang said, finishing her tale, "So yeeaah, thaat's my embarrassing story". The room was dead silent for about three seconds before Blake, Ruby, and Weiss burst out laughing.
"Guyss? What's sooo funny?" Yang asked. Ruby tried to say something, but her laughter was too hard to control, so she chose to just laugh instead. Yang's going to want to kill me when she finds out what I made her say Ruby thought to herself. Oh well, that's a problem for later.
"Weiss, truth or dare?" Blake asked once everybody had calmed down.
"Dare" Weiss replied confidently. At the moment, Blake honestly cared less about the game than she did about Weiss' clothes. She liked to think that she had very good control over her cat qualities, but the smell coming from Weiss' clothing was so irresistible. Now, Blake saw her chance.
"I dare you… to sit still for one minute". Weiss looked at Blake with a blank expression on her face.
"That's it, just sit still?" the heiress asked. Blake blushed, making Weiss a little bit nervous.
"Yeah, the time starts… now". Finally, Blake let loose and just pounced onto Weiss. To Weiss' credit, she somehow remained as still as possible, tensing a little bit when Blake landed on her. Then, Blake just started licking the food off of Weiss' clothing.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew Weiss thought to herself, as the faunus licked the cat food of her dress. "Has it been a minute?" Weiss squeaked, a little shaken by the invasion of personal space from her roommate. Blake shook her head and continued to lick the cat food.
Blake was in heaven. She didn't care if she was licking the food off of Weiss, it was so good. She hadn't allowed herself to eat cat food for weeks, and had been trying to regulate how much milk she drank, but now, it was like being released from a prison.
Weiss pushed Blake off of her, and ran to the bathroom squealing. Blake sat up, the sweet taste of her meal still in her mouth, and looked around at the group. Ruby smiled at her, but was clearly a little grossed out by what had just happened. Yang… well, Blake didn't think Yang even realized what had happened. The poor girl was now sitting on her bed and hugging her golden hair as if it were a real person.
When Weiss returned, she was in a fresh change of clothes (much to Blake's disappointment). Even after taking a shower, she swore she smelled the stench of cat food on her. She sat down carefully, eyeing Blake.
"Did you use the hand sanitizer I bought Weiiss?" Yang asked.
"Hand sanitizer? What are yo-"
"I bet it was real HANDY" Yang said, before bursting into laughter. The blonde grabbed her 10th can and chugged it. "DOUBLE DIGITS!" she screamed as she finished the drink.
"I've really created a monster" Weiss said out loud. Slowly, her teammates nodded in agreement.
"Well," Ruby said, "I think I know a couple ways we could use this to our advantage…"