It's finally here! Yes, it's been a month, but part 6 is finally here! Don't worry, there will be more of everyone's favorite high kitty in the next chapter, even though this chapter says "goodbye" to the drunk brawler. The next time you see Yang, she'll be incapacitated by the worst hangover ever. Anyways, enjoy the story!
Weiss had heard the term "wasted". Of course, the heiress tended to stay away from consuming too much alcohol. Sometimes she would drink a small amount at social events; but aside from that she kept alcohol consumption to a minimum. She had seen people tipsy and drunk, but never in her life had she ever seen someone totally wasted. That is, until Team RWBY's game of truth or dare. Now, watching Yang stumble around the room and occasionally do something embarrassing that the brawler would no doubt not remember when she sobered up, Weiss understood what it meant to be "wasted".
Ruby never truly understood what "tripping out" looked like. Occasionally, she would overhear people talking about themselves or their friends "tripping out", or people saying the phrase while looking at an optical illusion. She understood it had something to do with drugs, but she had always been confused as to how someone who was "tripping out" would look or act. It had always seemed like something she would never comprehend… until Team RWBY's game of truth or dare. Sniffing catnip had changed the normally level-headed and mellow Blake Belladonna. After Blake had grown unusually quiet (even for the faunus' typical demeanor), Ruby had removed the cone around her neck to reveal Blake's red eyes.
"Hey Ruby," she said in an unfocused voice, "what's up?". Ruby looked at Blake, then at Weiss, then back at Blake.
"Ummmm… hey Blake" Ruby said cautiously, "How do you feel?". Blake grinned and shakily stood up.
"I feel great, like really great," she said dreamily, "Like, it's like I'm in a dream… you know?". Weiss huffed and rolled her eyes, turning away from the drugged faunus. Blake picked up the catnip and sniffed it again. "Guys, it's amazing! Like, I can like smell colour!".
"Whaaat?" Yang mumbled, unaware of what was going on, "Smelll colouur? Donn't beee sillyy Blaakey. You'ree jusst highh". Blake looked over at the brawler and raised her hands in defense.
"No, I'm not like high Yang, you're just like drunk. High is like when you're on an airplane, not when you're like on the ground". Yang frowned as she tried to process what Blake was saying.
"Ohhhh comee onn, I'm noot thaatt drrunk" Yang slurred defensively. Ruby giggled when she saw that Weiss had pulled out her scroll and was filming the whole conversation.
"For later… purposes" the heiress explained when she saw her partner gazing curiously at her.
"No Yang, you're like really drunk. I mean, you've drunk so much that you're drunk no-". Suddenly, Blake jumped up and whirled around. With a small squeal, she leapt up onto her bed. "Dog! Get the dog away from me!" she exclaimed as she pointed to the floor. Her teammates looked at where she was pointing, but there was nothing there.
"Ummm what dog?" Weiss asked. Blake thrust her finger towards the ground desperately.
"There! That dog! It's trying to eat me!". Slightly confused, Team RWBY just stood and watched as Blake tried to get her teammates to get rid of the imaginary dog.
"What do we do?" Ruby asked Weiss. The heiress looked at her leader and shrugged.
"Well, she is clearly hallucinating," Weiss sighed, "I think we should just leave her and get back to the game". Ruby's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"What's that Weiss? You want to get back to… playing? As in, you're enjoying the game?". Weiss studied her suspiciously, not sure what to say.
"Yes… is there something wrong with that?". Ruby giggled and sat down on the floor.
"No, it's just that you said you thought truth or dare was childish befo-"
"It is!" Weiss insisted, "It's just… good for getting videos for blackmai-"
"So you're having fun?" Ruby continued, "As in… I was right?". At first, Weiss said nothing, but Ruby persisted. "Come on Weiss… admit it, you're having fu-"
"Fine! It's kind of fun," Weiss admitted, "But it's also childish!". Ruby smiled, proud that she had finally found an activity that both she and the heiress enjoyed.
"Yes! Ohmydustwe'regoingtoplaythisallthetimeeverydayeveryweek! AndBlakeandYangcanplaytooandmaybewecaninviteteamJNPRtocomealongandplaywithus!Ohmydustitwillbesomuchfu-"
"Ruby!" Weiss wheezed, finally catching the young girl's attention. Ruby realized that she had her partner embraced in a tight hug. "Calm down, you're suffocating me". The silver-eyed girl smiled sheepishly and let go of her friend.
"Sorry, I get excited about these kinds of things," she muttered. Weiss dusted herself off, and gave Ruby a small nod.
"Right… can we just get back to the game now?" Weiss asked with a hint of annoyance in her voice. Ruby nodded excitedly and hopped onto her bed. Yang, who was distantly aware that the game was starting again, stumbled to her bed and sat down.
"Ok, so now it's my turn," Weiss declared, "Yang, truth or dare?". Yang turned her head towards the heiress with a goofy smile.
"Daare" she mumbled before breaking out into hysterical laughter, as if she had just heard a hilarious joke.
Weiss thought hard for a minute. Judging by Yang's condition, it was unlikely she would last for much longer, meaning she needed to make her last dares for the brawler good ones. Suddenly, her face lit up, and she grabbed a sheet of paper. Ruby looked over Weiss' shoulder as the latter wrote something down.
"Here, read this!" Weiss exclaimed as she shoved the piece of paper into Yang's lap. Yang clumsily picked up the sheet and read it slowly, before nodding and looking up at the heiress, who was holding her scroll up to record what the blonde was about to say.
"Okayy, soo I juust wanteed everyyonee to knnow thhat Proffesssor Porrt's muustaache iss the mosst attracttive annd sexxy thiing I'vee everr seenn". The camera shook as Weiss tried to hold in her laughter. Oblivious to what she was saying, Yang continued reading. "Sommetimess, I liike to wrrite faanfiction abbout hiss majestiic musstache annd me. Itt iss literrrally tthe mossst wonderrous thhing inn the worrld. It'ss waaay betterr thaan myy stupiid mop thaat I inssist onn callling hairr". Yang's eyes scanned the sheet as she finished the first paragraph. "Speeaking of whiich, I herreby giive Weisss Schneee perrmission to cutt myy haair whenevver she wannts. If I refusse, I givee herr permisssion to posst thiss viddeo on Dusstbook". Ruby flinched when her sister said that, knowing full well the wrath Yang would unleash when she came back to her senses.
"Seccondlyy, I waant to confeess thaat sommetiimes, I liike to steeal Blaake's coppy of Niinjas of Looove annd reaad itt byy mysself". Finally unable to hold in her laughter, Weiss snickered from behind the camera. She definitely liked this game.
At the mention of her name, Blake glanced over at Yang. "What are you like talking bout Yang? Like I don't even know what a ninja of like love even is".
"Quieet Blaakey," Yang drunkenly commanded, "I neeed to finissh thiss". Yang cleared her throat and continued, "Niinjaas of Loove iss the greaatest book of alll time, annd I soometimess liike to dressss uup as chaaracterss in the boook aand pretennd I'mm talkiing to alll the sexxy characterrs".
"Finaally, I wanntedd to giive a shoutoutt to myy boyy Professsor Ozpiin. Ozzy, you'vve alwayys beeen a tootal bro, annd I thiink you'ree a totallly awessome guyy". Weiss and Ruby burst out laughing as Yang put the piece of paper down.
"You know she'll kill you when she finds out, right?" Ruby asked the heiress.
"Oh I know," she responded, "But it will definitely be worth it".
"Weiss, truth or dare?" Ruby asked her partner. The heiress looked quizzically at Ruby, before deciding to take a risk… which she instantly regretted.
"Dare".
"I dare you to… share your musical talent with us. Not the singing talent". At that, Weiss blushed furiously and looked away.
"I have no idea what you're talking about" she lied as her pale cheeks became rosy. Ruby grinned and patted her partner on the back.
"Comee onn MC Schneee," Yang urged, "Dropp somee rhyymes". Weiss sighed and looked around the room.
"Fine, but NOBODY record this". With that, Weiss cleared her throat and started.
"My skills range from looks to bustin' crooks, a true huntress with moves from textbooks. Takin' out beowolves and enemies with supreme ease, beating up on White Fang whenever I please. I 'aint just a pretty face so you'd better step back, when I draw Myrtenaster out or you'll get sacked. Use my glyphs to knock foes off cliffs, can't see me fight 'cause I'm just too swift. Reppin the Schnee Dust Company, I'm the pride of my family; ask anyone and they'll agree. Grimm that I put to rest with wounds and slashes across their chest, they already know for sure that there's no question I'm the best".
Weiss sighed, and sat back down. Ruby clapped, Blake looked blankly at the heiress, and Yang smiled; hiding her scroll behind her back.
"Alright," Weiss said, "Is that it? Am I done?". Ruby nodded happily, much to Weiss' relief. "Good, now let's NEVER mention that again".
"I doon't feeel reaally goood guyss" Yang whined as she shakily stood up.
"Of course you don't feel good, you had an incredulous amount of drinks" Weiss said. Suddenly, Yang sprinted to the bathroom and slammed the door. A few moments later, they heard her retching into the toilet.
Weiss pressed her face into her palm and groaned. For the next ten minutes, the only sound in the room was Yang slowly vomiting everything she had drunk in the past few hours. "Don't worry about her" Ruby insisted, "She'll pass out for a bit and then wake up again, it's happened before". Weiss who still had her face in her hand just shook her head.
"Her hangover is going to be legendary".
Ok, so I didn't get to play around with Blake as much as I would have liked to, but that's ok! I still have another chapter with her before the effects from the catnip wear off. Also, next chapter will wrap up the first game of Truth or Dare with Team RWBY. After that, someone suggested I do a chapter where the team assesses exactly what happened after the first game (i.e: reviewing all the videos, recordings, etc.). Then, we'll be back with another game (and maybe some cameos from other characters? Send ideas).
As always, leave a review if you liked it. Even if you have nothing to criticize, hearing that people enjoyed the story is what makes writing it worthwhile. If you didn't enjoy it, feel free to leave a review or PM to tell me why. Thanks for reading!
