Jack of All Traits
Chapter One: Really Feeling Life
Jack was alive.
He didn't know what was going on for one thing, one moment he was not there then he was, he knew things but didn't at the same time, could he talk?
"DUCKS!"
Congratulations Jack your first word was Ducks. I guess that proves you can talk and you can hear too, now open your eyes.
Well for one thing you're looking at the floor, why? Because you spawned laying on your front, kinda weird. But congratulations anyway, you can see, and the smell of fire and dead corpses proves that you can smell too.
Wait.
Fire and dead?
There's fighting happening around here, get up, you are missing out right now. Good you're up and since you shouted ducks the enemy is coming, how do you know this is the enemy? Because he is in red. Why is he red? What is red? I don't know I am your inner godamn thought process kinda like kreig from Borderlands 2 but more in control because I am still y- WHO EVEN IS KREIG?
*Swing*
Well great dodge there, we have some training! Now get the book off your belt.
*Woosh*
Great you got the book and dodged the axe at the same time, now open the book.
"What you got there? Am I not good enough for you?"
"Terrible taunt bad friend, leave here."
*splat*
He just exploded from that spell, Haha! I love it! Now there's more coming, wait the spell got those guys too. And it also put out the fires too. Great job Jack now find someone with blue hair and a person with a black and purple cloak and a mark on their hand, Why? I dunno it's written inside your head here. I think they were meant to be here to save this town, why do we even know that, ahh time and space control you say? That is fancy... Oh sorry I was just looking through our ability file; go over to that bridge over there. They should be here at the bridge eventually.
Pov Change, Chrom.
It was an eventful day, finding a young woman in a field, going to save a village that was getting attacked by some bandits, we found out by someone running away from it so with our temporary follower Robin (who apparently knew how to fight) we ran in expecting a medium sized group of bandits, we did but not in a way we were expecting.
We found them soaking wet and/or in little tiny bloody pieces. On the bridge was a man with purple hair holding a book he was flipping through, a large sword on his back and a large gem around his neck, he also wore a void black cloak (by void black I mean this black is WOAH MY FUQIN EYES I CAN'T SEE kinda black). By the calm look he had it seemed that he killed all of the bandits and put out the fires.
Today was an eventful day.
Pov Change, Jack
Ah here is blue hair coming now, along with a woman in a purple and black cloak. Yep these are who we were looking for, close the book you can't even read, yet.
"Did you do this?" asked Mr 'I got ducking blue hair isn't it dandy.'
"Yes now I request to join shepherds."
Look at how cute he is with his confused look and his accepting of my request OH GOD WHO IS THAT HANSOME GENTLEMEN RIGHT THERE RIDING THE HORSE TOUCH HIM TOUCH HIM TOUCH HI- oh wait hes talking
"Milord do you think this a good idea?"
"Well the town is safe thanks to him, who would I be to deny someone like him?"
I am starting to like you "Blue".
*Somewhere else*
Gaius sneezed, spraying sherbet everywhere and making such a racket he was caught stealing from the candy store.
*Back with Jack on the road to victor... the main city*
Seriously? Bear? Could they not find anything yknow, normal? Or is this a sign. LIKE UNDEAD RISING OH GODS WHY IS THIS FILE EVEN IN OUR HEAD BUT THANK GODS IT IS, WE GOT A PROBLEM THAT WILL HAPPEN SOON! I KNOW I AM JUST INNER THOUGHT BUT LET ME TAKE CONTROL RIGHT NO- okay mind friend you control now and warn friends about undead time creatures!
*Class change*
Name: Inner Helper Jack.
Look difference: half moon spectacles. A FUQIN WOMAN (Surprise! Unexpected but I mean come on, that random outburst when seeing Fredrick...)
Bonus Skill: High Intelligence, attracted to Fredrick, can go through the file cabinets of the mind.
Extra notes: Only comes out when needed to give info, has a desk job in Jack's head, when swapped most recent Jack mind will take the desk job until Inner Mind Jack is done giving GREAT INFO LIKE RIGHT NOW. Note inside the note: IH Jack isn't really meant for the outside world, will probably get knocked out due to being out.
*Class change end thingamagig*
"DON'T GO OUT UNPREPARED, STICK TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE THIS NIGHT, THE MASKED SAVIOUR IS AN ALLY, FREDRICK YOU SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE." screamed mind friend who was outside, are we really that loud?
*collapse*
Oh dear friend you don't like the outside do you? Why is there a desk here? OH A CHAIR!
For the love of gods... I am stuck with an idiot until he wakes up. I can at least teach him proper speech, he sounds like a small child.
ITS ALL OVER NOW, did you enjoy this first chapter? If you don't like it good for you, your opinion is yours and I approve that you spoke out what you thought, GRAB LIFE BY THE SHULK AND REALLY FEEL IT!