Wow, you guys are amazing! I didn't know it was so funny! And sorry if I, like, offend anyone, I don't want this to be offending, but the idea of an emo vampire just seems so silly to me! It was like a story waiting to happen! Ok, here we go:
Disclaimer: I own black eyeliner like Emmett, but not Emmett.
Chapter 2: Why???
BPOV
"Hey Emmett?" I asked, walking into Emmett's room.
"Yeah, Bells?" He asked, distracted. He was trying to put on black eyeliner; and failing miserably.
"Why are you going emo?"
"Cuz."
"Cuz why?"
"Cuz."
"Funny. No, seriously, why?" I said, exasperated.
"Cuz I'm depressed," he said, giving me a 'no duh!' look. The kind preppy teens give to their parents.
"And why are you depressed?" I said, adopting a therapist tone of voice.
"Cuz I haven't played a prank of Edward in a while and he keeps reading my mind and making fun of my, and I quote, 'childish, silly, impossible fantasies,' end quote."
"Ahh, I see." I was keeping up the therapist thing, pretending to write down what he was saying on an imaginary clipboard.
"And then of course there's you…"
I shot him a surprised look. "Me?"
"Yeah! Here I am pouring out my sad, depressed, shriveling heart and you're making fun of me!"
"Uh… sorry?"
"Nope, not good enough. I'm going emo, and it's your entire fault Bella. Thanks," he said, turned, and went back to brutally poking his eye with the eyeliner.
I walked out of the room, confused.
A/N- so what do you think? Do you like it? REVIEW!
But thank you so much for the reviews I got today and yesterday!
Here are your stats so far:
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Keep 'em coming people! I love you all! I will not be going emo if you keep up at this pace! Also, if you have any ideas, send 'em to me! I wanna hear what you want to happen!