"Welcom back folks," I called. "To answer a question I've been asked, people report this because they're just goody-goodies that like following the rules. Which makes me sick to my stomach."

"No but rules are rules," said Grover.

"Argh, I hate rules," I muttered. I would say that Percy, Annabeth, and Tyson also broke the rules but they had better reasons than I do so I can't use that. "Let's just get to the game."

"First up is Goddess of Jasper who says:

Oh this should be good!
Can Annabeth burn her blueprints, and wear a shirt that says Athena Sucks!

Percy has to eat seafood in front of his father.

Nico has to tapdance with skeletons!

these are all dares!"

"What? No, not my blueprints!" cried Annabeth.

"You have them on the laptop, don't you?" I asked.

She nodded.

"Then you shouldn't have a problem burning copies and here's the shirt," I said. "You can shred it after the show. Yo Liam, bring in the blueprints!"

Scrolls floated in as the demigods and the audience stared wide-eyed.

"What is that?" asked Clarisse.

"That is ghost brother Liam; he may have started out as an imaginary friend till later I found out that there was supposed to be a kid before me." I shrugged. "Thanks Liam," pressing a button and a fire pit rose up."

"How did you know she would ask that?" asked Thalia.

"I didn't but I had that prepared for other people later on. This might be the only time I use it," I answered, handing Annabeth the scrolls. She looked about ready to cry, I could relate to that. She dropped them and flames that turned the material into ash. Tears began to fall. Taking her seat next to Percy, he rubbed her back in a comforting manner, it looked quite touching.

Too bad I had to interrupt, "Sorry but Percy's got to go, here's some sushi." I hand him the sushi and push off out the door.

"While Percy's on his way; Nico how 'bout some skeletons?" I asked.

"Alright but some people might a heart attack," he said, snapping his fingers and four skeletons clawed out. Nico must have had two left feet because he stumbled a few times.

Some people were laughing others cracked a smile.

"Alrighty then that was an excellent performance, let's check up on Percy."

A screen came down and it showed Percy hiding behind a rock while Poseidon was searching for him, he did not look happy.

"Does anyone here know how to restrain a god?" I asked.

Annabeth got up and walked out. Twenty minutes later they came back with a few cuts but nothing major.

"Okay! Let's get a move on people; aquamarine girl 35 asks:

truth for percy jackson: how would you feel if i was your sister? Because i think i have a lot of proof that i am.

truth for Thalia: do you think that if you ask yes or no questions to lord Zues, that he will answer with lightning durring a storm?"

"I hardly know you but it would be nice to share a cabin, I'm sure Tyson will be happy to have a sister," answered Percy.

"Yes, I tried that a few times and he answers most of the time," replied Thalia.

"Nothing extreme so far," I said. "Tratie-Zuthara-and-Perlia-Fan says:

I dare Percy and Thalia to do 60 mins. in Heaven and something has to happen.
I dare Nico to sing the Happy Song. Like, "I am really special cause there's only one of me". That song.
I dare Clarrise and Connor to kiss for 10 seconds.
Ask Travis what he thinks of Katie.
Ask Annabeth if she approves of Pothena.
Ask the Stolls what they think of Heartemis. {Hermes and Artemis}"

"You've got to be kidding me! Lady Artemis will surely hunt me down till the end of my days," cried Thalia.

"It's that or the fan room," I replied.

"I'm taking the fan room," replied Thalia.

"Alright, but this might not turn out too well," I muttered. Thalia came back five minutes later with ripped up clothes and messed up hair. "Is that a new fashion statement?" I teased which earned me a glare.

"Do I really have to?" asked Nico.

"Yes, unless you want to end up like Thalia over there, here's the mike." Nico is not the best singer out there; I'm saying this because he sounds like a banshee. "Well that was… interesting; Clarisse, Conner make-out time."

"When I find you, Tratie-Zuthara-and-Perlia-Fan, I'm going to feed your guts to the dogs," shouted Clarisse.

Conner pretended to look a little hurt, "Oh, I'm not that bad of a kisser am I?"

"Stop flirting and get moving!" I shouted, they made-out for twelve seconds, two seconds longer than needed. Some people in the audience were taking pictures.

"That was just horrid," complained Clarisse.

"Maybe to you but the rest of us enjoyed it, I just hope you can explain to Chris about the incident that just taken place. I forgot to mention that I asked the Hephaestus cabin to make a shield like TV so that your fellow campers can enjoy the show, oh and Mount Olympus is watching too."

Clarisse turned red as a tomato, while Conner was chuckling.

"Travis, what do you think of Katie?" I asked.

"Fine, I guess," he wasn't too sure.

"I don't really approve of Pothena, they're rivals, put them in the same room and there is bond to be chaos; causing problems for the mortals," answered Annabeth.

"I think that if dad was able to get Artemis, that would be an ultimate accomplishment," said Conner.

"But Artemis is a tough nut, she's more likely to kill him, oh wait, no she can't," smirk Travis.

"Moving on, this one is from Irithi Keiko:

Hi I'm the sunset blessed child! That's what my name means in japaneese.
Oh and btw, why? Are you like a teenager or something? I think it's okay to give out your age as long as you dont give out you full name. Look at my name! It's not even my real name, it's what my mom would have named me bit my dad said no.
So I dare Thalia to go on the roof and dance to sorry for party rockin by LMFAO.
I dare annabeth to be in love with Edward from twilight
I truth nico if he can see into the future.
Oh also, you are a guy right?
Bye!

"Nice name, Japanese huh? My name translated from Japanese means flower" (wow, blond moment and I'm not even blond). "Yes I am a teenager, 15 to be precise and no I am not a guy. When I read that I couldn't help laughing, you're the first one that has asked that," I said. "Thalia, there's a ladder over to your left; it would lead you to the roof."

She grumbled something I couldn't hear and went up. The screen got pulled down and she was dancing with the music; a few mortals walking by taking a few photos and videos.

I pulled out a picture of Edward and Annabeth went fan crazy.

"Nico, can you see the future?" I asked, leaning forward a bit.

"No, and why do you ask Irithi Keiko?" he answered.

"Mm… now that I think about it, I forgot to invite Rachel," face-palming myself. "That was just stupid of me."

"Everyone has their moments," said Grover.

"You're lucky this time, no one dared you to do anything," I muttered. "Last dare and then the shows over for today; this from Daughter of Wisdom and Music:

OOOOH! OKAY, PERCY MUST KISS THALIA IN FRONT OF ARTEMIS AND ANNABETH!"

Artemis is going to kill me for this. "Hey Artemis, Thalia has a surprise for you!"

Before I knew it, she was suddenly in front me, "what is it gilly boy, have you considered my offer?"

"Yes I've considered it, and my answer is still no, just turn around."

Thalia had grabbed Percy by the shirt, mouths connected, and he looked as stiff as cardboard. Annabeth turned bright red and was biting her lip. Artemis looked furious, she was about to change Thalia into something.

"Someone restrain her!" I cried.

It all happened really fast, Clarisse tackled Artemis and I was searching through drewers for a net (made of celestial bronze, thank you Hephustus). If it was even possible, Artemis looked even more furious; the guys didn't jump in because we all know how much she hates males.

"Do you Artemis swear on the river styx that you will not cause harm to Thalia in any way?"

She grumbled a curse or two but reluctantly agreed. As soon as we releashed her from the net, she disapeared.

"One thing before the show is over, no more dares for Thalia to kiss someone in front of Artemis again, 'cause next time I don't think we will get away so easily. Bye!"

A/N: I've decided I'm going to keep continuing the show no matter what. Next episode I will bring in my co-host, along with Rachel. And Turtle wing meep, it is not a cross over, I only mentioned Carter and Sadie. They'll appear sometime later.