"Is it safe?" I questioned, peeping out from under my desk.

"Yes now get out from under there, you big wimp," said Clarisse.

"Hey, I know Artemis will blast me to smithereens at any moment. Plus, if I'm not careful, the 'police' users will take off my show again."

"Oh quit whinning gilly, honestly why would Lady Artemis ask you to become a hunter?" asked Thalia, clearly frustrated.

"I do not whine! And gee maybe it's because of the hunters you lost during the war!" As soon as those words came out of my big mouth, I knew I'd regret it. It was a suensitive spot for Thalia, knowing that she led them to their grave.

The next thing I know, an arrow was ludged next to my head. (Now I know how Butch feels.)

"Please tell me those arrows can't kill a mortal," I gulped.

She didn't answer but just looking at the arrows would have anyone intimidated; Thalia is not afraid to kill.

"Can we move before Thalia turns the host into a shushcabob," another fabulous piece of wisdom from Annabeth.

"Oh yeah, here's my co-host Waffles and the oricle herself, Rachel Elizabeth Dare!"

"I am the new chef around here and those noodles aren't going to cook themselves," said my clone.

"We're not on a cooking show," said Clarisse.

"We're not?" she asked stupidly, which earned a few laughs from the audience.

In my opinion, Waffles is almost a perfect copy. Her long dark brown hair in contrast to my shoulder-length and big brown eyes that seem to pop out of her head sometimes.

"Finally, she wouldn't shup up about cupcakes," said Rachel, looking like she was having a head ache.

"I know what you mean, I had to deal with her everyday since she was born; trust me, it's a nightmare." (-.-) "Now let's move on to some dares, first one if from Ilovebookssomuch who says:

'Cool! This is really funny to read, especially the dares! I dare Grover to curse Pan and say he's stupid. And a truth for Clarisse: Why do you like Chris?'"

Gover looked shocked but he cursed in some animal tongue but I think he directed some at Ilovebookssomuch.

"Pan is stu~pid," said Waffles.

"You didn't have to say that," I said.

She didn't reply but ran backstage for a cupcake Liam was holding.

Grover mumbled something I couldn't hear.

"Speak up," said Conner.

"So the rest of us can hear," finished Travis.

"Pan's an idiot!" shouted Grover.

Insert crickets.

"Okay, not that we've got that out of the way; Clarisse, why is Chris so special?"

Clarisse had a really light blush that was barely noticeable. "He has a lot of guts, he came out of the labrynth in one piece although his sanity didn't last long. If it were me, I'd come back proud but looking at Chris that broken, it didn't seem like a good victory for a hero so I thought I could cheered him up a bit."

"Wow," I said. "I did not take you as that kind of person."

"You have a problem with that, punk?" she growled.

"No," hands raised is surrender. "Anyways, next is Person saying:

'I dare Annabeth and Percy 2 hours in heaven I dare Conner and travis to dress up as starawar characters and reenact the all the movies and the last for thaila I dare her to wear all Barbie cloths that say I'm a Barbie girl I heart Barbie and sing the song I'm a Barbie girl all day'"

"What closet?" asked Percy.

"This one," right on cue, a box fell near the exit. "Thanks Hermes, Liam will pay you in a sec."

Why do I have to pay? he he complained.

"Because you still have a few drachmas after we went through the Underworld."

Everyone, except Nico, stared at me.

"What, I can't talk to my brother? Oh Liam, could you take that backstage, its taking up a lot of room. Also grab some of costumes in there, I forgot to order those before the show started," I explained.

What am I, your servent?

I ignored him.

"You remember to bring a fire pit but not a costume closet?" asked Nico.

"Yup, pretty much," if I was an anime, I'd sweat drop. "Percy, Annabeth could you just go so we could move on."

Liam handed Conner and Travis the costumes along with their scripts. I honestly haven't ever watched the Star Wars movies before but it seems like the Stolls have and they did a pretty good job acting.

During their preformance, Percy and Annabeth came back. After a few hours, Conner and Travis took their bows and went backstage.

Liam handed Thalia the clothes which she reluctently put on and sang. That's going to get annoying.

"Next is morgue:

'I dare Annabeth to kiss percy in front of all the gods and goddesses and their children.'"

"You called," said Aphrodite.

"We were watching," explained Apollo.

Figures.

Chiron and the campers came in. Man, this dare should have taken place in town square.

Annabeth and Percy looked really embarrassed but they did it anyway. Athena frowned, Apollo winked at them, Aphrodite and her kids either cood or giggled, Artemis looked like she was trying not to gag, Dionysus just rolled his eyes, and Poseidon smiled; the rest didn't care. I think I heard some snickers from the crowd.

"Campers can stay if you want and gods, don't you have jobs to do?" I asked.

Some of the campers left and the gods looked a little disapointed and disapeared.

"Last one is-" I started.

"Can I do this?" asked Waffles; batting her eyelashes and making her oddly creepy (in my opion).

"Fine but don't use the baby voice."

"You mean this," her voice going a pitch higher.

"Too late," I sighed.

"Maker0914 says:

'i dare percy to drink 10 dyonis levle gins and then dance to im sexy and i know it

i truth nico if he likes thalia'"

"How come you don't have to do any dares?" Percy asked.

"Um... No one asked me," I answered. "I don't like where this is going."

"Ah ha, revenge!" shouted Clarisse.

"Viewers, send gilly boy some dares!" said Rachel.

Uh oh.

"Can we move on to maker's dares please; Percy, here's a jug. While you drink, Nico do you like Thalia?"

"No," he said simply.

Percy handed the jug back and danced; although he was swaying a bit.

"That's it for today's episode, Bye!"

A/N: Rachel's with us! Now you can dare her, plus Waffles and me after that little spat apparently. Have a nice life!