"Stolls get back here so I can tear you apart."
"Uh, what's wrong with gilly?" asked Nico.
"Remember Forgotten Moments' dare?" asked Rachel.
"How could I forget, she had me bungee- jumped in Canada," said Percy.
"And you had to do it as a rabbit too," chuckled Thalia, which got her a glare from Percy.
"Well Travis and Conner's dare was to redecorate the room and replace her clothes," informed Annabeth.
"Don't forget the perfume and petals," said Travis.
"Yeah, it smelled like something died in there until we came, "commented Conner. "And don't get me started on her clothes, half of them were dresses!"
"That means less work for us," both high fiving each other.
"Shut up already and get started; and Conner, you did not make it smell better, it smells worse than ever!"
"One more thing, your room is messier than Percy's cabin," said Conner.
"Hey!" protested Percy and I in unison then gave each other a quick glance. Conner really had to squeeze that in there, didn't he?
"I thought girls were natural clean freaks," said Nico. "Just look at the Athena and Aphrodite cabins."
"Since when were you a stereotype; just get to the dares, TheBlackPaperMoon says:
'I dare all the gods to come and watch this episode LIVE.
I dare gilly boy to jump off a cliff and say "I CAN FLY!" on the way down
I dare Rachel to give a gold star sticker to EVERYONE in the WORLD!
I dare Percy to confess his love for Athena (Eww O.O) in front of Annabeth, Poseidon, and Athena, without them knowing of the dare. Then for him to confess his love for sushi too.
I dare Nico to GIVE ME A HUG! X3
I dare Travis to eat a toothpick
I dare Connor to throw skittles at Zeus and say "TASTE THE RAINBOW LIGHTNING MAN!"
I dare Thalia to read all the Twilight books. AND WATCH THE MOVIES! X3
I dare Annabeth to do a bubblegum advertisement.
So yeah, those are my dares. I hope they're...Amusing. XD'"
"You rang," a voice boomed behind me and making me jump out of my seat. I don't think I'll get used to that anytime soon.
"Welcome gods, one and all; go ahead and make yourself comfortable while I fall to my death." I said.
Annabeth gave me a look of suspicion just because I said it so casually.
Time lapse…
Already on the cliff and looking over the edge; did I mention I'm kind of afraid of heights? Taking a deep breath, l leapt. "I CAN FLY!" Last thing I saw was Waffles also jumping off and singing "I believe I can fall." Instead of falling, she flew away, since when did she have built in Daedalus wings?
Third POV
The entire screen showed was static; everyone was silent, except for Hermes' cellphone.
"Hello?" answered Hermes. He was silent for a moment before an ear to ear grin appeared. "Excuse me Lord Zeus but I've got work to do." He flashed out before Zeus could answer. Heighten Annabeth's suspicion.
"She can't really be gone, can she?" asked Grover, biting his nails.
"Actually gill…" the rest was muffled by something unseen, than Nico nodded in understanding. "Liam said he'll check the Underworld and for us to continue the dares."
"I guess this will take a while," said Rachel giving everyone in the building a sticker; "one building down the rest of the world to go."
"You do that, I'm giving someone a hug," said Nico, both walking off stage.
Annabeth was deep in thought, something didn't add up. Liam stopped Nico from saying something about gilly and Hermes immediately left after her disappearance.
Her thoughts were interrupted by Percy who shouted "I love you Athena!"
Athena looked ready to tear her hair out, Annabeth's jaw dropped and Poseidon looked confused. "And I really, really like sushi," although his expression said otherwise.
Nico shadowed-traveled here before a fight could break out between the four. Then he made a face like something he ate didn't digest well. "Liam said he was trying to get your attention for eight minutes." It was then that everyone noticed a board that read 'gilly's in the Underworld' hanging just above their heads.
"Yep, she's gone," said Thalia. "I'm outa here."
Then the lights went off, some of the mortals in audience used their cellphones as a flashlight.
"Did I miss anything?" asked Hermes just flashing in.
"Obviously," said Artemis, rolling her eyes.
"Who turned off the lights?" asked Athena and Annabeth.
"I did," said a voice.
The temperature of the room dropped several degrees, the emergency lights came one (a purple light) and revealed a glowing figure in a hood that completely covered its face. All the doors slammed shut and the audience began to panic.
"Enough!" yelled the figure. "I am here them!" pointing at the people on stage. "I am the ghost of gilly boy; you have disrespected me in life, now you must pay in death."
"The special effects here are amazing," said Ares happily munching on his popcorn.
Everyone on stage paled, the Stolls especially.
"We're sorry for messing with you room and whip cream," said Travis.
"Forgive us, they were just harmless jokes; we didn't mean to discourage you in anyway," said Conner. They were practically begging now, and they were supposed to be heroes.
Gilly's ghostly hand raised to strike and both Stolls had their eyes shut, preparing for the hit but nothing came. There was laughter, lots of it.
"You should have seen the looks on your faces, priceless! I honestly didn't think that would work, I was stone bottom wrong. You people actually thought I was dead, ha. I'm not that stupid to commit suicide," said gilly.
"That was a really sick joke," said Percy with a frown.
"I think I peed myself," said Grover.
"Yeah, I know I'm sick. Actually my family is jacked up in some way; Waffles I think you already know, Liam is just dead, and me… actually I'm not quite sure yet, mad genius maybe?" pondered Gilly; "Oh well, no time for that now," taking off the hood.
Gilly's POV
It feels good to be back; let me tell you how that joke was put together. I gave Hermes a call to do the effects like the doors slamming and to replace the emergency lights with black lights to give me that glowing appearance. Plus, now we have a trap door on stage. Liam and were in on it too. Liam so that he'd say I was dead and because I borrowed his cloak; Nico because he was about to give it away. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Liam also shut off the camera for my jump and turned down the temperature. Am I done now? I think I got everything.
"Where did you give TheBlackPaperMoon a hug, Nico?" I asked.
"Oklahoma," he replied.
"Okay then," I said awkwardly, now I'm starting to wonder why I asked. "Travis, go to the fanroom."
"What but I didn't get to do my dare." Travis complained.
"Sorry but I don't want to pay your medical bill and I don't think that nectar is gonna cut it either; besides if you go to the hospital, your mom can sue me."
"True but you said that you make sure it happens," countered Travis.
"Yes and…" at this point, I was drawing blank; "just don't do it."
Too late for that, said Liam, as Travis swallowed a toothpick. It's official, I'm screwed.
The phone rang and I had to pick up, on the other end was an angry Ms. Stoll. I had to put a gap between me and phone, she was so loud. "Sorry Ms. Stoll, I wasn't even aware of Liam… excuse me! I can't even see the retard and you're blaming me... How am I supposed to keep track of where he is!? I hardly touch him without passing through... Yes I can talk to him but that's mentally, Nico is the real person you should ask with a ghost problem. All I can do is threaten the guy... That's it; if you don't like the way I run things, than don't watch!" I hung up angrily; I turned and smiled at the guests. "Some technical difficulty, nothing to worry about; Liam could you get Conner some skittles."
Way ahead of you.
While talking, I failed to notice that Conner already had a box and was munching on a few. Unfortunately, I also lost the gods' attention. Being 3,000 years old at least, must have seen every type of show out there.
Well this ought to wake them up.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW LIGHTNING MAN!" Yelled Conner (I personally would've gone with THUNDER HEAD!). Most of the gods were not paying attention; in fact one or two of them were sleeping (*cough* Poseidon and Athena *cough*), were startled by the sudden noise.
"Who threw these- oh skittles," said Zeus. Well that was totally out of character.
"Thalia, get to reading and is there a movie theatre nearby?" I asked the crowd.
"Yeah, there's one six blocks from here," said Percy. For a moment, I was picturing Percy the human GPS commercial. 'If you get lost, who are going to call? Percy Jackson! The human GPS device that will find you anywhere in the world! Only $5.99 on weekends,' wow that was some messed up imagination.
Speaking of commercials, "We will return shortly after this special announcement; in other words, commercial break." The crowd groaned, "Yeah, yeah, I hate them too. The good thing is Annabeth is doing it. This program has been brought to you by Explosion bubble gum, have a party in your mouth." (Wow, this feels unoriginal in so many ways.)
Annabeth went center stage and popped a piece of gum in her mouth. The camera zoomed in to the mouth. There was a party with beach balls and everything. She blew a bubble; right when it popped, the logo appeared (along with the word 'new').
Then a huge pile of gum fell on stage, Waffles appeared on top, yelling "Surprise!"
"I honestly didn't plan for this and I don't think anyone on stage chews gum. Feel free to take it." I said, tossing the gum into the crowd. There is still a lot left over; viewers watching, for sticking with me this far. You receive free bubble gum!
"Next set of dares is from Lawliet (mind if I call you that?) It says-"
"Can I do it?" asked Waffles, giving me her biggest puppy dog eyes.
I hate it when she does that. "Fine, make it quick."
"It says 'Ok...
Percy I dare you to make Hades resurrect Zoë, then kiss her for 10 minutes in front of Artemis and Annabeth
Annabeth I truth you if you would prefer dating Luke to Percy
Thalia I dare you to knee Apollo where it hurts
Nico I dare you to crush a flower in front of Persephone
Zeus I truth you how many times did you cheat on Hera
Poseidon I dare you to kiss Athena
Hermes and Apollo I dare you to kiss the Minotaur at the same time'" Wow, faster than I thought.
Not sure how Hades will agree and isn't Zoë in the night sky?
"Hey Hades!" yelled Percy, getting everyone's attention. Hades looked like he didn't want be here; no wait, he's always like that. Little surprised that Percy would step up so fast, is he looking forward to the kiss? "Uncle Hades, could you temporarily have Zoë here?"
Hades pondered for a moment, think it over. "If I don't agree?" he asked before getting shocked.
We all turned to Thalia.
"Don't look at me, I didn't do it," she said, turning to Zeus.
"As much as I would like to, you've got the wrong person."
"Well you are the only other one with the power of lightning," I said. I got my answer when Waffles popped up behind Hades with teaser gun in her hand. Is there a police man here that I should know about? "Somebody catch her!" I yelled. Jumping off stage; it lasted for a good 15 min. 'til we finally caught Waffles and chained her to my desk. "Ha, let's see if you wonder off now." That was my lamest teasing ever. Next thing I knew was an empty chain in my hand. "And she wondered off."
"After all that, she still gets away," said Nico, in a little aw.
"Yep, we're just gonna have to deal with it," said Clarisse.
Back to the dare; "Right, sorry Hades about the teaser, as an apology. I give you Waffles."
He smiled wickedly (more like a death grin) at all the torture ideas; the rest of us were busy finding a hiding place. Explanation: Waffles is a ticking time bomb of mass craziness!
Hades hollering was worse than anything in the world in the world. Note to self: next time Hades comes to visit, bring earplugs. Actually, do that with any god for that matter.
"You knew this was going to happen," demanded Hades. Peaking over the desk, Hades looked terrible (if not bad already). His rob of souls looked disoriented mostly.
"I had an idea, but this was not what I expected; will you bring Zoë back now or I will have Waffles maim you again," I replied. Out of the corner of my eye, Waffles was holding a whip and lightning flashed in the background. The freakiest part was the smile.
"Alright, but for 10 minutes, that's it." Zoë then appeared and looked around, not knowing where she was. Percy then gave a kiss to the check (still be a little more specific where the kiss should be), Annabeth seemed relieved that it wasn't to the mouth and Artemis wasn't paying attention (she fell asleep). Zoë was about to slap him after the kiss but disappeared before doing anything. Percy then went back to his seat.
"Annabeth, would you rather date Luke?" I asked.
She gave me a look, as if she had been asked that a million times before. "At one point," she answered Annabeth; adjusting her position so she'd lean closer to Percy.
"Good answer," a bit awkward. "Could someone wake up Artemis? I'm half betting she would want to see this." That's right people; I had put the gods to sleep except for Hades and Ares. Hades was still a little sore and Ares seems to be the only one enjoying it because of all the torture. This is why I brought in Waffles, to get rid of the boredom.
One of the guys in the audience gave Artemis a nudge to the shoulder.
"He had better be careful or Artemis will explode on him," said Grover, slightly fidgeting.
"Is it over?" asked Artemis. The guy started scooting away immediately.
"No, my lady, but you'll get a kick out of this," said Thalia, putting the bad pun aside, she jumped off stage with a well aimed foot at Apollo's groan.
Apollo is now able to sing like Alvin and the Chipmunks; Artemis (her expression looked like this :O) had her hands covering her mouth. "See what happens when you mess with my hunters." Apollo shot a quick glare but remained silent, not so awesome now are you?
"Hades, wake up Persephone," I said. Wow, mostly dialogue and no real action. "Here's a pansy for Nico."
Persephone rubbed her eyes groggily, opening her eyes to see Nico crushing the flower as if it was paper. Everyone ducked before she could go nova.
"Is it over?" asked Grover, peeking from behind the couch.
Man, I didn't think the mistress was that bright, said Liam.
"Be glad that's out of the way and I don't think I can dare the gods, as awesome as that may be, sorry Lawliet. Their just here to watch but I can do this," I said, jumping off stage and giving Zeus a wet dog kiss to the cheek.
"Ewe," everyone, (mortals, demigods, and gods) cried; as I climbed back upstage.
"Whatever; next is Waffles 100 to 1 who says 'On this show what an idiot I am! And why won't anyone dare me! And anyone who says I need serious mental therapy, your all probably right.' Waffles! I don't have time for this; here's the real one from Mowana, which he did two but I'm gonna combine them. It says 'i truth percy whut he thinks about him being gaurdian of artemis or the cammander of chaos's army while datingartemis or chaos(as a girl)
i dare rachel to say apollo suchs then say he should be called powo
i dare percy to become a jakealope and annabeth to kiss the jackalope on the lips and but :D'"
"Huh, does he mean that chaos is a girl or I'm the girl?" asked Percy.
"I don't know, I just read it," I answered.
"If Artemis was like Annabeth, then things may work out, but I don't think I will give up Annabeth for the world," said Percy, making Annabeth blush a bit.
"Okay~, Rachel is still giving stickers so I'll just give her a phone call," dialing the number.
"Yellow?"
"Hi, Rachel, you done with those stickers yet," I asked.
"No, but I'm halfway done with Australia then I'm heading to Japan."
"Really, awesome; when you're in Okinawa, could you say hi to a friend of mine."
"Sure, what does she look like?"
"Black hair and dark brown eyes can't miss her."
Everyone was quiet until Clarisse yelled "They all look like that!"
"Well sor~ry, but I haven't seen her in years." They probably want to strangle me right now so let's move on. "Anyway, Rachel you've been dared to say that Apollo sucks and should be a powwow."
"Okay~, Apollo sucks and should be a powwow toy," said Rachel casually.
"That's enough torture for Apollo today. Thalia we need your assistance."
"She didn't raise her head from the book, but with a flick of her wrist, Percy was once again a jackalope. Waffles pointed at him and yelled at the top of her lungs "Run away, it's a monster; in a Viking helmet." Didn't she already do that?
Annabeth carefully picked up Percy, even though he seemed cross (now I'm think of Bugs Bunny). They had a silent conversation before their lips connected; then she flipped him over, eyes closed and nose tickled under Percy's fuzzy tail. Making contact with the rear end; Percy's eyes bulged (you know in 'Bedtime Stories' how that Ginny pig's eyes are huge, yeah, like those) and Annabeth's head jerked back and visibly gagging.
Thalia flicked her wrist again, not taking her eyes off the book, which I think is the third one; Percy, when no longer a cute rabbit, he a tomato face.
"We will never speak of this," said Percy.
"It's too late for that, man," said Conner, pointing at the audience. All the campers were laughing, even the gods. I wasn't trying to hold back a grin either.
"Okay, next is IluvJesus who'd like us to perform 'Lol! I luv it! You could do a bit better in the spelling and/or the grammar. Good job, BTW! Ps. I agree. Waffles does need desperately a mental clinic. I dare waffles to... BE SANE FOR TEN MINUTES! I dare Percy to... JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND HAVE ZEUS SLOW HIS FALL, THEN HAVE ANNABETH CATCH HIM!
Travis: Scare Connor for twenty minutes. Connor: Scare Travis for twenty mins.
Rachel: DO MATH AND THEN HAVE RANDOM PERSON COME UP AND ASK HER THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM 56 on TEST 57 AND HAVE RACHEL PROPHISY (no idea how to spell it) THE ANSWER!' Hey! I'm dyslexic so cut me some slack there will ya." I called.
"Your dyslexic, are you sure you're a mortal?" asked Annabeth. "Do you have ADHD? Does Waffles have these symptoms?"
"Yes, no, and no; don't make such a big deal out of it, almost everyone here is dyslexic and compared to them mine is mild," I said.
"All right, your funeral," said Clarisse.
"At least we now know a possible demigod and have Waffles sane for once," said Grover. Wait a minute, if I'm a possible half-blood then why didn't Grover sniff me out earlier. Do I smell that bad (like how Percy under Gabe)?
Waffles fixed her monocle, top hat, and cane. "I am from flufflupuagis which is in flufflupagis, where I teach in the school of fluffleupagis," she said for the first minute. For the second and third minute she spun in circles; in the fourth and fifth, "Flufflupuagis is the champion in qualiponing and sluptupering. They won the qualiponing championship every year since October." Then talked about the periodic table "This is an element, and this is an element, and this is an element, and this is a turtle," the last three minutes was spent lying on the floor, died and tongue sticking out. Once the ten minutes was up, she went completely nuts; in a blink of an eye (I mean everyone blinked at the same time), all four walls were on the ground.
"Great, now we need to change buildings," I muttered. Everyone moved to the one next door.
"This is the exact same building!" Nico yelled.
"I always have an extra building in case of Waffles," I explain, "Back to business.
"Well I best be hopping then," said Percy.
"You're not scared?" asked Annabeth.
"No, not when I know you're catching me," he replied, putting his arm around her. The audience cooed and one person held up a sign that read 'Percabeth 4ever!'
"Stop flirting and get moving! I'll wake up Zeus," I said, pulling out a horn. I've got to stop putting these people to sleep. The horn went off loudly and startled all the gods. "Hey Thunder Head, you've got a job to do. When Percy jumps, slow the fall."
"Why should I listen to a mortal like you?" asked Zeus.
"'Cause it will make you a better ruler if you listen to what the other person has to say," I squeaked. Hey, this is Zeus we're talking about here; with a snap of his fingers, he could turn me into a pile of ash.
"Now Zeus, be gentle, remember, mortals are fragile beings." I can't believe I'm saying this but thank you Hera!
"Fine," he muttered.
"Hey Perce, we're to go, Annabeth ready?" I radioed. While talking to Zeus, Percy and Annabeth had gone ahead; Liam handed them a radio so we can communicate.
"Yep, all set here," he replied. The screen came down and showed Percy doing a running start. He ran off, plummeting toward the ground. Zeus didn't seem to do anything about it; Percy didn't have much farther to go and was screaming his head off. I'm having a sense of déjà vu, its St Louis Arch all over again. Then he landed in Annabeth's waiting arms, the force knocked them down back-wards. Annabeth was silently cursing and Percy managed a smile.
"Let's give those two some privacy, now the Stolls' turn," I said.
"Oh that's easy," said Conner.
"We do that all the time at home," continued Travis. They ran backstage to prepare.
"While they're gone, let's give Rachel a call shall we," I said.
"Hello?" the voice of Rachel coming out of the speakers, bouncing around the room.
"Hi Rachel, it's us again. Listen sounds weird but we need you to do a math test."
"Math test? Are these fans mediocre or what?"
"I'm not done yet; a random person then asks you the answer to one of the problems and you have to answer using a prophecy. I really don't want to sit all day asking math questions so we'll just skip a few problems and get someone up here. Who would like to get a prophecy?" A lot of hands from the mortals shot up; the ambition to learn your fate never gets old (don't look at me like that, I do a bit of fortune telling to know what I'm talking about). "You, girl is the purple flower shirt."
"Given the isosceles triangle where AB=4x-3, BC=x+12, and AC=2x+5. The angles BAC and ACB are. Find AC?" she asked.
"X is far for all to see, add and subtract equals they will be. Apply x where it stands, you will discover the answer you seek." The oracles' voice echoed throughout the building. Note to self: Never ask the oracle a question unless you can handle the creepiness. After a while, the phone went dead; must've run out of minutes.
"Now that we've got that out of the way, Conner and Travis should be done."
The Stolls came back. Both had someone with them; Travis had a woman and Conner had- Waffles?
"No way," started Conner. "Hilary Duff?" The woman, that Conner claimed to be Hilary Duff, smiled; showing razor teeth.
"Fury!" yelled Grover, taking cover. Transforming monsters well should've seen that one coming. Note: that is not the real Hilary Duff.
"This is for that prank you pulled a few years back," she cried.
"Is that Mrs. Dodds?" I asked. Grover shook his head from behind the couch as the Fury was chasing Conner around.
Waffles merely smiled, a smile that makes you know something's wrong. There was an almost silent beep, beep, beep before Travis' pants exploded, he yelped in surprise. His face covered in soot and hair sticking out in all directions, one strand on fire. "Good thing I'm wearing flame retarded underpants," He said. Yeah, smiley faced ones.
"Okay~ awkward ways to scare but if we're done now; I'd like to move on to all-star, she has for us today 'Percy get's turned into a girl for the whole show but at random times he says girlie stuff and every hour he is changed into a different outfit like a dress
Love your story as always and Thalia and Nico I won't do anything...Yet'"
"I don't like the sound of that," said Nico.
"Neither do I," agreed Thalia, coming back from the movie theatre. (I really need to keep better track of my guests.)
"But I do!" I said with a small smile and crazy look in my eye.
"One of these days, someone will put a restraining order on her," muttered Clarisse.
It's a bit late for that, said Liam.
"What do you mean?" asked Nico.
Nothing, it's just she did something a while back that the real person in charge wasn't happy about. I wasn't there at the time so I can't give details.
"Can we just get to the dare and stop talking like I'm not here! Someone get Percy, my patience is already wearing thin." Well, speak of the devil; along with Annabeth.
Liam tapped Percy's shoulder, course all he saw was a sign that read 'In the change room, now.' He followed the sign backstage and after a few minutes of struggle sounds; Percy came back in a pink- wait a minute, is that my sundress?
"Liam! Care to explain why Percy is in my dress?"
Hey, it didn't who was the design him so I took the liberty to search through your closet.
"You could have just grabbed one from the costume closet, you know," said Nico.
Yeah, but I like this better. Mainly because it has some value to gilly and now she has bragging rights, I can imagine it right now. The rest I didn't hear but whatever he said made Nico chuckle.
"Can I change now, my underwear is running up and this is so itchy." Said Percy; for those wondering, Liam had made him stuff something so he had a chest.
"You look good in a dress," said Annabeth, trying to suppress a smile.
"Ha-ha, very funny… Oh, you were serious?"
"I agree with Annabeth," said Clarisse. Clarisse and Annabeth agreeing on something, it must be the end of the world. "You make a very convincing woman."
"Then I should dress as a girl more often, NOT!"
"I have an idea but this might seem extreme; be right back," I said jumping off stage again. They watched carefully as headed towards Aphrodite, whispering my idea in her ear.
"Oh, this will complicate things between them," Aphrodite was giggling with excitement. With a flick of a figure, bright flash, Percy was no longer Percy.
"Folks, meet Percella," I said, although giving Waffles a weird look because she had a sideways hat and street clothes going 'word.' Annabeth was freaking out.
"I am not a lesbian!" Everyone is now staring at Annabeth, who was flushed with embarrassment. Everyone then turned their attention to Percella to see her reaction; unfortunately she fainted on the floor. At this point, I was back on stage and dumping water on her, which she instantly dried.
"What! Why? When! How! Huh? Oh, it's just you. Man, I had this nightmare where Aphrodite turned me into a gir- AH!"
"Relax Percella, it's only for this episode and during it someone's going to change your clothes and it's not going to be me." I said.
"I can change myself," he said, giving me a look.
"Yeah, but I don't trust you in that body so Annabeth. You are her girlfriend after all. Anyway next it Ukulele Pichu but first Percella, can you get Nico to the costume closet; Liam is already waiting with the armor." Before Nico could ask, Percella ushered him out the door. "She says 'I dare Nico to put on greek armor. Let him out and only let him in when your done reading this. Percy (Get Nico out of the room before reading this) Call Mrs. O'Leary( Did you know this was a name of a cow?!) to play get the greek using Nico. Let Nico in and let er chase him! Great job. I dare Thalia to(at least try) to turn Chiron into a full horse. I dare Annabeth to have tea with Percy's dad. And I dare Grover to beat Apollo in a Haiku contest( not much of an accomplishment.). BTW The irony is that Apollo's Kids are called _(forgot it) and are named the same thing as inspiration you get when writing a poem or haiku.'"
Percella gave a classic New York taxi whistle and Mrs. O'Leary came bounding in. It was that moment that Nico decided to walk in.
"Explain to me why I have to wear a chicken suit under Greek armor?" said Nico.
Clarisse and I were trying to suppress a smile, "'Cause your about to act like, better start running."
Nico turned about and there was Mrs. O'Leary nuzzling Percella. "Get the Greek," she yelled and pointed at Nico. He yelped, feathers flying everywhere as he ran off with the hellhound following close behind. Percella smiled, satisfied and went backstage to change out of my dress; Annabeth following and holding a blindfold.
"Your turn Thalia," I looked around in the audience and there was Chiron in mortal form (aka the wheelchair). Thalia then concentrated and only manage to change his head into a horse (he still had his arms). "Good attempt, could you please leave him like that, he looks way better that way." Chiron shot me a horse's glare which made look even more ridiculous. Then Percella and Annabeth came back, wearing skinny jeans and a blouse.
"Well I had better get going, c'mon Poseidon," said Annabeth, jumping off stage and dragging Poseidon by the arm; must be to that new café down the street.
"Gilly, you judge who is the better poet," commanded Apollo as he got on stage. Crap, it's Pan vs. Apollo all over again; if I don't choose Apollo, I may end up like King Midas (with the donkey ears, not the golden touch) or worse.
I was about to protest, when Apollo cleared his throat: "The ladies love me,
It is true that I'm the best,
I am so awesome."
Gee, a little self-centered much.
Grove: "What more do I need,
Then a big crate full of cans,
High in minerals"
Oh man, now they're both looking at me. "Um, do you want my honest opinion or the one you wanna hear?" They both chose the first, say goodbye gilly people. "Grover was better, sorry Apollo but you are a narcissus." I think that was the nicest way I could put it; Apollo did not like the response, he was about to blast me to pieces when Mrs. O'Leary came back in with Nico hanging by the tail feathers in her mouth. Apollo was momentarily distracted enough for me to slip away, leaving a note behind. When they turned back 'round, I was already gone.
Third POV (sorry, a lot of changes)
If they had looked at the computer set on the desk, it would've made sense that gilly left. Annabeth was smart enough to look on the screen, took her a moment to decode the words before saying them a loud. "Draco: Hi, i'm Draco and this is my yami Drago
Drago: Yo
DARES:
gilly: your awsome take the day off
Everyone(including the gods) give percy an atomic wedgie
Nico: punch percy in the balls
Thalia: Go kill Tiamat the bat queen and bring me her heart. (Just google her she is very hard to kill)
Everyone: do the whole chapter in nothing but little kids underwear"
"That Draco is a perv. If he thinks we will be in kid's underwear," muttered Thalia.
"Wait there's more, a note from gilly. It says 'Well I'm screwed with now Artemis, Apollo, and Zeus, what other gods should I offend next? Anyway, by the time you read this, I'll be on the plane to Hawaii. Waffles is in charge, have fun!'"
"You're darn right your screwed, once I find you, I'll use my almighty power to turn you into the lowlife you are," said Apollo.
"Leave some of that action for me!" Zeus yelled, to blast the host out of the sky. Lucky Hera stopped him.
"She had better not make a speedy return," muttered Grover.
They now all turned to Waffles, who was now dressed in a commander's uniform, waiting to see if she will explode on them (wow, a lot of suspense going on here). "Attention! Line up! Not you private pudding (Percella), you will be standing up front and back turned."
"Yes ma'am," said Percella, suddenly thinking back to when she was in the military academy. Doing as she was ordered. "Now what?"
Waffles pocked him, spun around and then clamped her hands. Percella was now hanging on the catwalk by her princess castle undies (thank Waffles for that); Percella turned bright red. "Can someone get me down from here," be careful what you wish for Percella. She dropped with a loud thud.
"I'm next," shouted Ares, "this is for stabbing my ankle." Pulling with all his godly might; Percella's hollering echoed throughout the building, it was a horrible sound. Compared to that, the others went smoothly.
"I'm going to need surgery after this," she muttered.
"Well I'm outta here," said Thalia, heading out.
"She's gone, let's gossip about her," whispered Waffles.
Everyone ignored her and Nico sighed; got up and punched Percella where normally the suns don't shine. "Does Draco have a grudge against me?" asked Percella, trying to protect her used to be manhood.
"Do we have to wear little kids underwear?" asked Grover.
"We have to unless we all want to go to the fan room," said Annabeth. The people that did go, shuttered.
"Let's just change and get this over with," said Clarisse getting up and the others followed. They came back, stripped down although Liam offered the girls a bathrobe but turned it down. Percella now has a good view at the new body and was trying to cover her eyes.
"That's the last one, bye," said Annabeth, before covering the lens, then static.
After the show…
Gilly happily walked in with a flower necklace and a flower pinned on right side of her head (flower on the right: single, left: in a relationship, correct me if I'm wrong). Liam was busy putting up the decorations for the next episode and Waffles was taking a nap on the desk.
"Is everything ready Liam?" there was a pause. "Excellent, these viewers had better make some extra scary dares."
A/N: Sorry it took so long, but I had a few set backs (the prophesy [Rachel actually helped me with my homework] and the haikus) and rearranging for this story. Are you aware of what episode will be next? ;-) Oh and you don't have to appologize so much Forgotten Moments, I just got worried. And before I forget, I got a bit enlightened on why not to do ToDs here: 'These have been banned since 2005, and the site removed all material that had the potential of inserting the reader into a fanfiction for various speculated reasons; one of the popular explanations may be child porn, due to the number of users who are under 18 and the oft-suggestive situations that the CYOA fics posed. In addition, parents could easily sue for "corrupting a minor" in allowing anyone to put themselves into a story that may have romantic or even sexual undertones.' That is why I now have a poll that asks you if I should continue hosting or have Chiron do it instead, check it!