Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers
Chapter 3: A Breakthrough
After about twenty minutes, the Teletubbies woke up in a high-tech area.
"Oh, my head."
"Yeah, what was that?"
"Darned explosion must have totaled our heads."
"Yeah, I…wait a minute…did you just talk…did I just talk?" said an amazed Tinky Winky.
It was true. They were, the Teletubbies were…talking.
"Well we could always talk. It's just that now, we can talk like the teens we really are," said Dipsy.
"Whatever. We are talking, but we don't know how the heck we started talking like a dude," said Tinky Winky.
"I think I can help you with that question," said a familiar voice.
A man walked out of one of the many chrome doorways. "I am Phil."
"I know you…but I also don't. Wait…it's coming to me…you…you are the guy who's voice came out of those constantly popping out voice pipes!" said Dipsy.
"One of the two actually. I, of course was the male voice. The female voice was my fiancé, Sheila. But we do not have time. First, I must tell you your true names."
"True names? You mean to say the names we have aren't real?" asked Lala, or whatever she is really called.
"Thank goodness. The name 'Tinky Winky' sucks," said Tinky Winky, or whatever his real name is.
"Tinky Winky, come forward," motioned Phil.
"Gladly, Wizard of Oz," said Tinky Winky.
"Tinky Winky, your true name is…Tinkonius Winkolemue!"
"Great," said Tinkonius Winkolemue sarcastically.
"Dipsy, come forward," Phil motioned again.
"Okay…" said Dipsy.
"Dipsy, your true name is…Dipsangule!"
"Ooh! It rhymes with the name of my favorite star, Criss Angel!"
"Now then, Lala, you come forward!" motioned Phil yet again.
Unlike Tinky and Dipsy, Lala said nothing.
"Lala, your true name is…Larentila!"
"That sounds like one of the bones in the human body," said Lala strangely.
"I know. All of your names are weird. Anyway, Po, step forward!" said Phil.
"Last one. Is it because of our theme song?" asked Po.
"Umm…no? Well, your true name is…Potelier!"
"Like you said, they are all strange," said Po.
"Alright. Now that all your true names are revealed it's time to tell you of an approaching threat," said Phil.
"We've never had a threat before," said Dipsy.
"Shows how much you know," said Tinky.
"If you two are done, he's been sent to destroy all of you for the crime of being a baby show," said Phil.
"That shouldn't be a problem anymore," said Po.
"He is known worldwide by all kids five and up. He has not been known initially for being dangerous, but this time, he has made an exception. He is known worldwide, and is only called by one name…Spongebob Squarepants.