Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers
Chapter 4: The New Theme Song
"Well now that we are cool, we should change our name," said Dipsy.
"How about TeleCHUBBIES?" suggested Lala.
"Hmm, well then people will probably think we are fat, and then they will try to eat us, or vice versa; people will think we are fat because we eat people, and we don't want people to be scared of us either," said Dipsy.
"Why not?" asked Tinky.
"Shut up, Tinky Winky."
"Well how about TeleDUDES?" suggested Tinky Winky.
"You're joking, right? It doesn't even have a ring to it!" said Dipsy.
"I've got it! TeleBUBBIES!" shouted Po.
"Perfect!" said Dipsy!
Over the hills and over there, Telebubbies come with flare!
One!
Dos!
Trois!
Umm…four in some other foreign language!
Lala spray paints on the screen, "Telebubbies" gangster-style.
Telebubbies!
The Teletubbies theme starts, except as a rock remix.
Time for Telebubbies! Time for Telebubbies! Time for Telebubbies! Time for Telebubbies! Can't you hear me you idiots?
Tinkonius Winkolemue!
Dipsangule!
Larentila!
Potelier!
Telebubbies!
Telebubbies!
Say hello!
What's up!
Tinkonius Winkolemue!
Dipsangule!
Larentila!
Potelier!
Telebubbies!
Telebubbies!
Hand shake!
The Telebubbies spit into their hands, and then shakes everyone else's at the same time! Suddenly, they notice the speed of the stand-alone windmill.
Bummer!
Where have the Telebubbies gone to wreak more havoc?