Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers
Chapter 5: Friend, not Foe
"Today's the day," said Phil.
"In just one minute Spongebob will arrive to exterminate all of us,"
"Wow. I had no idea sea sponges could be so violent," said Po.
"Of course they are. Didn't you ever listen to Master Pakku? He once said, 'Great. A few more years of practice and you will be ready to fight a sea sponge.' Who do you think he was referring to?"
"Spongebob?" asked Dipsy.
"Duh."
It was exactly 7:00 P.M. when a great, golden, semi-transparent bridge appeared on top of the Teletubbie house. From the light came none other than Spongebob Squarepants. He had a determined look on his face. "Finally! After all these years of major stupidity on this channel, today I will be the one to destroy one of the worst ones: the Teletubbies!" shouted Spongebob.
Spongebob then did an evil version of his trademark laugh, like in the scene where Spongebob cut the strings of the beach-goers kites with his tooth during the episode 'Walking Small'. Spongebob then eagerly ran down the bridge to make four people meet certain doom. Tinky Winky was the first to meet him. "Alright, strange incarnation of a purple Pikmin, time to die!"
"It's Tinkonius Winkolemue now, and don't you dare try to kill any of us, or else prepare for the most unpleasant antennae bolt of your spongy life!" challenged Tinky.
"Yeah? Well I…hold on a sec, rewind and repeat! Did you just threaten me, and use a sentence that sounded like it didn't come out of a caveman's mouth? And the most stupid Teletubbie at that?"
"Hey, that caveman from the Geico commercial is a really nice guy. I should know, because I've met him. Anyway, first of all, yes; I am now threatening you. Second of all, we shall now be only addressed as Telebubbies, and third of all, I AM NOT STUPID!!!" screamed Tinky.
"Wow. I was sent to destroy you and your friends, but now I feel like actually joining you guys, now that you're cool and all," said a surprised Spongebob.
So Spongebob and the Telebubbies eventually settled on a truce. "So you are the legendary Spongebob. I had no idea that when I'd be talking to you, I'd be talking to a team member," said Phil, once Spongebob stepped into the hidden area.
"By the way, Spongebob, how are you here without a water helmet?" asked a curious Lala.
"Well, it's actually kind of crazy. Evidently, traveling to another channel, especially one that can be reached without cable, locks all natural needs for the traveler. Since our channels are pretty far apart, it gets rid of my need to be in water. Still, it's extremely complicated, and there is no easy way to explain it," explained Spongebob, even though it was not a very good explanation.
For about an hour, the Telebubbies and Spongebob conversed about their personal shows, how the Teletubbies became the Telebubbies, and even Spongebob's new relationship with Sandy. (See fan fiction "The Date" under the Spongebob section. Even though I did not write it and it has not actually happened (yet) on the show, I like treating it as official.)
Just when Spongebob was about to tell the Telebubbies how he got to PBS Kids, Phil came crashing into the room, holding a bunch of papers that looked like receipts!
"Telebubbies! Spongebob! I have breaking news!"