Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers

by Writer's Blah

The Teletubbies have been called to save the television network, acompanied by Spongebob, the cast of Barney, and a couple of random guys here and there. But are the profanity filled shows the real villain, or are there more behind this? MY FIRST FIC

7. Newer Allies

Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers

Chapter 7: Newer Allies

The "Select Show" area was organized by a very complicated code. "Goodness, I have never seen so many numbers in my life!" yelled Dipsy.

"Yeah, you would think that," said a distracted Spongebob.

"Well, this block looks promising," said Po, as they headed towards a cube that read, "17.123456.10:30".

"NO! That show isn't…" started Spongebob, but he had no time to finish as Dipsy and company dived into the cube.

They all appeared in what appeared to be a schoolyard. "Where exactly are we?" asked Tinky.

"It looks a bit like New York," answered Po.

"Great! Now I can give my ball to the mafia!" shouted Lala.

"Lala, give it up! If I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am when it comes to television, we're nowhere near the mafia! No, we are at…" stated Spongebob, but someone else finished for him.

"…school!" shouted a very happy voice behind them.

Slowly and cautiously, the Telebubbies and Spongebob turned around…to see the one known as Barney! "AAH!!! THE HORROR!" shouted Spongebob.

"B.J.! Baby Bop! We have visitors!" shouted an overly excited Barney.

"Ooh! What are they?" asked B.J.

"Why they are the Teletubbies! And over there, that's…OH NO! SPONGEBOB! STAY AWAY! PREPARE TO FIRE AT WILL!" screamed Barney.

"Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, hey! I'm with them!" countered Spongebob.

Barney looked at the Telebubbies, and they nodded their heads in agreement. "Except we are no longer called Teletubbies. We are now called Telebubbies," said Lala.

"Who is making you guys say that? Is that part Spongebob's evil plan?" shouted Barney.

"Barney, SNAP OUT OF IT! Spongebob IS a friend, seriously," Dipsy protected.

"Okay, but if he makes one false move, he is going to regret he ever came here!" said a very defensive Barney.

"And how do you propose to do that?" asked Spongebob.

"By following you guys everywhere!" said Barney.

"You're joking."

"Not at all. And B.J. and Baby Bop will be coming along too!" shouted Barney, although a bit tired from all the yelling, especially when only he was yelling.

"But Barney, who will watch over the kids?" asked a slightly annoying Baby Bop.

"Let's see. Who do we know that has nothing to do all day?"

TEN MINUTES LATER.

"Okay, my friends, let's get started!" said…PATRICK!

"You got Patrick to look over the kids?!? Have you gone mad? He'll drive them off a cliff!" screamed a ticked-off Dipsy.

"Of course not. Like I said, he has nothing to do all day, and there aren't any cliffs in New York…right?" asked Spongebob.

"Well whatever! We have to get out of here and fix a real show!" said Tinky Winky.

"Hey!"

"But how? We have no idea how this Select Show area is organized," said Lala.

"That's what I was trying to tell you earlier! The Select Show area is organized by a code that very few people understand at first. The decimal points represent another part of the code. The first number represents which channel plays the show. The second number represents which days of the week make the show air. One equals Sunday, two equals Monday, three equals Tuesday, and so on. The last number represents the time the show airs. If it airs at different times, majority wins," explained Spongebob.

"Why didn't you tell us this earlier?" asked Tinky Winky, not aware that he had tried earlier.

"BECAUSE…never mind."

After Spongebob got over his anger at Tinky Winky, they formed a warp hole that made everyone except Patrick and the kids go into the Select Show area. However, Spongebob started to twitch a bit. "Hey Spongebob, are you alright?" asked a slightly worried Po.

"Umm, I think so," replied Spongebob nervously.

"Well, let's start you guys off with something easy," stated Spongebob.

"But we don't have any weapons," Po remembered.

"Oh we don't, do we?" smirked Spongebob.

Spongebob then held out a box of items that looked a bit like cherry bombs. "These are sensibility grenades. They will be the most efficient item to the person we will be fighting. There aren't many but they will do," explained Spongebob.

After several minutes, Spongebob pinpointed them to their destination. It was a cube that read, "C.50.0.9:30-5:30". "The C means that it can only be reached by cable, and the 0 means that the days it airs are random," explained Spongebob.

If you didn't already figure it out, the Telebubbies, Spongebob, Barney, B.J., and Baby Bop would be facing…Roseanne.