Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers
Chapter 8: Battles of the Mouth
The posse arrived in an average living room…that looked like World War III had broken out there. Here lived a duo of bratty teenagers, led by the example of their potty-mouth mother. The only normal one was the father, whose name is Dan. Spongebob knew this show pretty well, as he was the most popular show for the afternoon lineup which aired on the same channel. Dipsy, well aware of this, remembered that Spongebob had said about being far from the channel, but now that he was in his home channel, this could put his life in danger! "Hey Spongebob, you remember what you said about channel necessities?"
"Hoppin' clams! You're right! My need for water is back on the line! Luckily, my relation with this show is unknown, but that still means that I only have fifteen minutes until I turn into a dried-up sea sponge!"
"Which means…"
"I'll die."
"That's why you were twitching over there!" realized Tinky.
"Very good. If I make it through this, remind me to send you a little something something."
After a minute or so, D.J. entered the room with two bags of groceries. "No, I'm telling you, Jackie! Your dog couldn't race if it bit him in the (beep)!"
The teen quickly saw the children show characters in the room. The teen then immediately dropped his bags and ran to the car. "Darlene! Some freakin' people have dropped their sorry behinds into our residence!" he said.
The sister then walked into the house, also stunned. "Holy (beep)."
Barney then realized an opportunity. "It seems our appearance has stunned the two. This would be a 'super-dee-dooper' time to hit them with our grenades while we still can!"
"Great!" exclaimed Spongebob.
"Oh, yeah, and do us all a favor and never say that…that…catch phrase again."
"How 'bout I just don't say it around you guys, because the preschoolers seem to love it."
"Good enough for me."
Dipsy was in a rush to get to the firing. "Will you two dumbbells stop arguing? I came here for pelting, and by gum I'm going to pelt!" shouted Dipsy.
Everyone quickly agreed and started throwing the sensibility grenades at the teens! The grenades quickly and easily hit the teens, with unusual explosions being blown when meeting something. After about one or two minutes of firing, the teens finally regained consciousness, and realized what was happening! "Okay, if they are gonna fight us with kindness, we will fight them with cursing!" said Darlene.
They then started shouting curses, which I shall not list. If you wanted to know what they were, blame it on my good nature. This slightly weakened the group, but the teens were clearly outmatched, giving the kids show characters the advantage. "NO! I feel…kind."
It looked like total loss for the teens, until their role-model, Roseanne herself, showed up! Immediately, she saw her two children crouching, unable to amount the sudden kindness. "Children! What happened?"
"Those mean old, nice people made us be nice!"
"Mean old nice people?!? Boy, you two are bad!"
"Bad things hurt them!"
The children show character posse prepared for battle. Roseanne then shouted even worse curses! Baby Bop then threw a barrage of sensibility grenades at Roseanne, barely affecting her!
"Ha! Those silly pop rocks won't break my awesome badness!" she taunted.
Spongebob was, obviously, very angry. "POP ROCKS?!? That does it!" he yelled.
He then took out an atomic bomb that read, "Sensibility Battle Finisher". He threw it at Roseanne, and it exploded!! The sound of glass breaking was heard, Roseanne and her kids disappeared without a trace, and Spongebob was severely hurt! He immediately started to dry up! "QUICK! Get him some water!" shouted Lala.
"There's no time for that? This cube is going to explode in one minute, and if we are not out by then, then…" Spongebob said in his old-manish style voice.
"Well we can't just bail out on you either!" said Po.
They then quickly filled a bowl with water, and put it on Spongebob. Quickly, they all warped to the "Select Show" area in the nick of time. They all flew away just as the cube exploded, sending a small shockwave that didn't affect any other cubes. "The only other time that happens is when a show is discontinued," explained Spongebob.
"Well, we should probably head to another show that needs fixing," said Dipsy.
After about half an hour of flying, they found their next destination: a cube that read "33.1.8:30-9:30". This code represents the show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward. Now, the show itself was not bad, but the villains were overly violent and sinful! This being the case, the Telebubbies, Spongebob, Barney, B.J., and Baby Bop would defeat Darius!