Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers

Chapter 9: Ends in the Future and Past

Usually, when entering a show cube, you would only travel through space, but strangely enough, they also traveled through time in this entry. In seconds, a futuristic city opened up into the eyes of the travelers. "So where should we land?" asked Po, exhausted from the flying.

"Well, I believe that some huge skyscraper should be our drop-off," thought Spongebob.

As if on cue, a silver skyscraper with a bluish hue appeared into view. They dived down in the air, nearly colliding once or twice with a flying car. When they were at a enterable area, they flew towards the entrance, but all of a sudden, three flying police motorcycles showed up being ridden by robot cops. "Say, none of the cars in that eight-member car-pool have a back license plate! Let's get 'em!"

Startled by the cops, the posse became unaware of their surroundings and crashed right into the tower!! Inside the skyscraper, the turtles, Cody, and Splinter were all talking, eating, and in other words, having fun. As always, Raphael and Michelangelo were arguing. "If I've asked you once, I've asked you a hundred times, Mikey! What's the point of buying a doll if you don't even take it out of the box?!?" argued Raph.

Raph and Mikey were having one of their infamous toy arguments. Mikey was a die-hard collector, while Raph didn't know the difference between a doll and an action figure. "I keep telling you! I like to keep them in mint condition, that way if I ever sell it, I can sell it for full price. And another thing, THESE ARE NOT DOLLS! THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES!!!!!" Mikey exploded.

The window then fell apart, glass breaking in every direction. "I wondered when you would finally lose it," said Raph.

"There's no way that could have been me!"

While Cody took cover, the turtles and Splinter prepared for battle. To their surprise, instead of a big, ugly monster coming in with an otherworldly roar, eight TV show characters appeared with exhaustion from being chased by the cop-bots. "A little help here?" yelled Dipsy.

"Cop-bots! Stop chasing those dudes…and dudettes. Some real ugly dudettes," Mikey shot back.

"Bah! What would you people know?" shot the lead cop-bot name Constable Biggles.

The turtles snapped into action, and jumped to the cycles. Taking full advantage of the jump, Raphael spun his nun chucks at the cop-bot, slamming the robot off the cycle and onto the ground, very far down.

After that performance, everyone landed back on their half-destroyed apartment. "Hey are you guys okay?"

Everyone shook their heads in agreement. "Thank goodness. Don't worry about the apartment, our robot, Sterling can clean it up," Leonardo reassured.

"I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!!!" he shot back from behind the kitchen wall.

Everyone settled in the living room. "So who are you guys? Some more aliens?" asked Donatello.

Dipsy was about to explain until Michelangelo said, "Those are some of the cartoons of the olden days! I have seen them on my "Cancelled Old Shows" collection! Here we have got Barney, B.J., Baby Bop, the Telebubbies, and my personal favorite, Spongebob."

This remark shocked the posse. "Oh, sure. Everyone loves Spongebob," complained Tinky Winky.

"Umm, Tinky, I think you've missed the point. He just said 'Cancelled Old Shows'. We are going to be…cancelled?" Spongebob said with difficulty because he was hyperventilating.

"Well…yeah. All of you guys were cancelled around the 2060's except Barney, who was cancelled twenty years before," explained Mikey.

"By the way, how did you guys know that we were now the Telebubbies?" asked Lala.

"When you changed, the name stuck," said Mikey.

"So how did you guys get here?"

"Ancient mystic powers. The usual."

"So…WHY did you guys come here?"

"We have been sent on a mission to get rid of obscenities and violence on the television network."

"HA! You guys? HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Hey, we just put Roseanne out of business."

"Oh…so that's how the show ended without warning. Well we could use a couple more members in the team," considered Leonardo.

"AWESOME! MORE NINJA ACTION!" shouted Raphael.

"Well we're just in time. Every single villain we have faced so far have stolen an illegal weapon from Area 54 and plan to use them to destroy the Earth!" alarmed Cody.

"See? That's the kind of stuff we're here for!" said Dipsy.

"Area 54?" questioned B.J.

"Yeah, after Area 51 was squashed, the aliens escaped from Area 52 in 2014, and then they trashed Area 53 twenty years later, so they decided to let the aliens go, but they kept all their stuff in Area 54," explained Mikey.

"ALL their stuff? You mean…" said Tinky Winky.

"NO! Not their clothes, sicko!" yelled Raph.

"Although they did run a security scan…"

"EWW! Gross! I REALLY did not have to hear that!" said an obviously grossed out Po.

"Well regardless, we gotta stop those guys!" said Dipsy.

"Not so fast, Dipsy! I want to know why our shows were cancelled!" said Spongebob.

"Well, we can go back in time, but we can't actually get into your shows to see what happened!" said Donny.

"You forget, I have the ability to travel between shows and access them too! And I can bring anyone along!" said Spongebob.

"Well, fine. I'll go with Spongebob to see what happened to your shows. As for the rest of you, get to stopping those villains!" directed Donny.

After agreeing, Cody got into the Turtle X, Spongebob and Donny got in the time machine, and everyone else traveled in the Hover Shell to travel to the Table of Chaos, a strange table-like platform several miles in space. It was pretty simple to evade security and the meteors, since Donny had implanted a stealth mode several days before, but actually finding it was a challenge. After nearly three hours of searching, they found the Table of Chaos with the Area 54 weapon, better known as the Finisher, in the center. On the platform, every single villain the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had faced surrounded the weapon. From the Dark turtles to Zixx to Darius himself was there to witness the event. The landing on the platform was kind of rough, thanks to Mikey's video game-style driving. The villains obviously noticed the vibrations, and prepared for battle. The Hover Shell's door opened, and the turtles, Splinter and the TV show posse jumped out to the platform, ready for combat. "Who the heck are those people?" asked a confused Zixx.

"We're relatively new, not to mention able-bodied enough to give all of you guys a good whuppin'," said Po.

Surprisingly, the battle was quite intense. Leo and Raph paired off and beat the living heck out of Zixx. Raph could not stand another moment with Mikey, so he was excluded. In that case, Mikey teamed up with B.J. and together, they literally squashed Triple Threat. "Ah, nuts," One-Eye said.

"I like nuts. My brother also likes to crush them," the strange one said.

"He likes to crush anything that he wants, and that means everything," Mikey answered.

Elsewhere on the table, Baby Bop and Lala were going after the Dark Turtles. However, they did not have to land a punch. Why? "AHH! That duo! They're…they're…too cute! Not to mention annoying! It's too much!" the Dark Turtles shouted.

They then attempted to jump off the side of the platform, only too land back on Earth unharmed, thanks too their super-tough skin. Tinky Winky and Splinter were up against the Collector. "Prepare to be collected!" he said.

"Is that really your catch phrase? Because it really bites," complained Tinky.

"Stay focused, purple grasshopper," said Splinter.

"Who are you, the Master from Kung Fu the series? And do I look like Kwai Chang Kane to you anyhow?"

"Barely. Anyway, collect this!!" he shouted.

He then shot out an array of stylish, yet painful martial arts attacks at breakneck speed. While he did so, Tinky sent a couple of his special antennae bolts from his…well…antennae. That quickly finished the Collector. Meanwhi…well, you get the picture. Dipsy and Cody were facing Zuko…yes, the Triceraton. For some reason, Zuko was not speaking. All he did was grunt. "What's the matter? Turtle got your tongue?" Cody taunted.

Zuko only grunted louder, and shouted in a very scary way, and then charged towards the duo headfirst! Cody, expecting anything, executed a very powerful wheel kick, but it only made him angrier. He then pounced on top of Turtle X, so in reaction, Cody shoved him off the top, making him spin a couple inches upwards. Taking advantage of the air time, Dipsy shot a charged up antennae bolt at a clear shot of Zuko's torso, sending Zuko flying off the table so fast, a smoke trail traced Zuko's path! On the other half of the table, the last pair, Barney and Po, were up against Viral and Sh'Okonabo. Probably the most aggressive ones there, you would think that this battle would be the hardest one so far. If you thought this battle was going to be kind of hard, think again. It wasn't hard at all! Well, maybe for Barney, though. Although Sh'Okonabo was very aggressive, not to mention scariest and most intimidating character there, the hero duo found no trouble in defeating them, well, maybe Barney did. Barney is actually much much larger than how he looks in the show. So, having the enormous size, he decided to step on him. Bad idea. Really bad idea. In just a matter of five seconds, Barney's leg started to shake. Then just after, Sh'Okonabo flipped Barney, and started smashing him on the floor on either side of him. Worried about his annoying, yet kind friend, Po, shot out an antennae bolt at Sh'Okonabo, slightly dazing him. Barney was also dizzy, but that was from all the spinning. Immediately, Viral came to Sh'Okonabo's assistance, but as she began to heal him, Po shot out another antennae bolt at Viral. Although she had mastered to control every form of electricity in her universe, this was unfamiliar to her as it was not from the Ninja Turtle universe. In the confusion, Viral blew up, taking Sh'Okonabo in the explosion as well. They did not die though. Too bad for the turtles. It looked like everyone had beaten all the villains, but there was one villain they had not beat yet. Do I have to say it? Are you really that dumb? Well, if you haven't figured it out yet, I guess you are. "Darius Dun!" you shout out.

Yes! Give the man/woman a dollar! Everyone was exhausted from all the fighting, but behind them, Darius came out in his robotic battle suit. "Ha! You all probably think you have won! Fools you are! You may have overthrown my minions, but you have yet to conquer the master!" he boasted.

"Wow. Is he always really that conceited?" mumbled Tinky Winky.

"Zinga," replied Leonardo.

"Well, it's not like you're any different," said Po.

"Shut up, Po," grumbled Tinky Winky.

"SILENCE!! Prepare for the battle of your lives!" shouted Darius.

"That's what they always say. They never really are," said Dipsy.

Darius paid no attention to that response, and started firing his laser. Everyone easily dodged the destructive lights. Barney then attempted to step on Darius. However, his leg started to shake again, and Darius flipped Barney, and started smashing him on the floor on either side of him. "N-N-NOT AGAIN!" shouted Barney.

Darius then threw Barney to the side of the table. "Ow," he said.

The ninja turtles did their usual thing. One hindered him, which was usually Mikey, and then Leonardo and Raph beat the heck out of him like when meat is being punched by Rocky. Cody then sent some exploding rockets into Uncle Darius' general direction. Being torn down from all the action, Darius rocketed his robotic arms into the turtles' heads! "Does he usually do that?" asked Lala.

All Leo was able to say was, "No."

The rocket arms then sent the turtles several feet in the air, nearly knocking them off the table. "Ooh, that's gotta hurt!" shouted Tinky Winky.

"This probably looks very amusing for you dudes, but we could use a hand over here!" shouted Mikey.

Dipsy was the first to dash towards Darius, followed by Po. The two Telebubbies shot out bunches of antennae bolts at Darius, seriously wearing him down. Tinky Winky and Lala then joined the fray, although Lala had to persuade Tinky Winky…a lot. They then all started shooting antennae bolts at him, while the turtles and Splinter gave him a couple of good chops and kicks, and Cody gave a good balance of physical attacks, rapid fire lasers and exploding projectiles. This nearly made the battle suit explode, until Darius shouted, "STOOOOPPPPP!!!!".

Everyone stopped attacking, and Darius collapsed onto the ground. He then climbed out of his half-destroyed battle suit and flew away in his escape pod. "You haven't seen the last of me! Mark my words, I'll get you, my turtles, and your little rat, too!" he shouted as he escaped.

"Isn't it insulting that he didn't mention us?" complained Tinky Winky.

No one answered. "Well, we should be heading back to New York," said Leonardo.

"Nice moves, bubs!" saluted Raphael.

Everyone then went back into the apartment, where Spongebob and Donatello reappeared from their journey. "Well, we should be leaving now," said Dipsy.

But just as they were about to transport themselves, Michelangelo came running to them. "Hey dudes, wait up! I'd like to tag along too!" he said.

"Mikey, are you sure?" asked Leonardo.

"Of course he is! Let him go!" said Raph with excitement in his voice.

"Raph is right, I am sure. Besides, Splinter can take over for me. Isn't that right, master?"

Splinter simply said, "As long as you help the team, you may go."

"YES! See you later my brothers!" Mikey said excitedly.

They all then transported themselves into the 'Select Show' area, including Mikey. Everyone was curious about what Spongebob saw in his time travel trip. "So Spongebob, why were our shows cancelled?" asked Dipsy.

"Well, it's kind of a long story…"