Teletubbies: Ultimate Censorers
Chapter 10: Enter the Omega
Note: Spongebob is narrating this entire chapter, but to keep things simple, I will not put quotations when Spongebob is speaking as the narrator.
Well, it's kind of a long story, but here goes. After I left with Donny, we traveled to 2060, the year most of our shows were cancelled. Sorry, Barney. Anyway, I used my transport power to transport Donny and myself to the Select Show area. First, we flew in Donny's time machine to find my home world, Bikini Bottom. While we flew, though, I thought I saw a set of silhouettes. I couldn't really make them out, but there were six of them, and they were fat, real fat. Donny leaned over and asked me, "Hey Spongebob, do you know those guys?"
"That's a negative, Donatello, do you know 'em?" I asked.
"If I knew them, would I be asking you if you knew them?" he replied.
"No, but I asked you to see if you knew them because I wasn't sure if you just didn't recognize them and in result asked me if I knew them while I didn't have a clue about who they were."
"What?"
"Never mind."
It seemed they were also heading towards Bikini Bottom, so we followed them. Carefully, Donny drove the time machine so that it ducked into my cube. The silhouettes headed towards my place of employment, the Krusty Krab. There, my co-worker Squidward and my employer Mr. Krabs were checking the change in the cash register, Squidward looking at the celing once in a while, probably day dreaming about getting his paycheck. Mr. Krabs was very focused on his moola, which gave the mysterious people a chance to sneak into his office. "What the shell are they doing?" asked Donny.
"Beats me," I replied.
Donny put on his diving suit, and we exited the time machine, following the strangers in. There we could see the mystery guys checking Krabs' vault, and with that, they took out the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! At this action, I thought that they could be thieves working for Plankton, but that was impossible! Plankton in no way could get the secret formula, and he could much less get someone to work for him without crushing him! So they exited the Krusty Krab very quickly and transported themselves to the Select Show area. I stayed at the Krusty Krab with Donny and waited to see what happened next. As I could tell, it was about that time where Mr. Krabs finished counting his money. "Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty, blue, apple sauce, the Viacom Corporation building…there we go! Every bit of money has been checked and accounted for!" he finished.
"Hoorah," said Squidward less than enthusiastically.
"Well, now that that's settled, time to bring me money to me office," he said.
"Quick, hide," I whispered.
So Mr. Krabs entered his office, and put it in his vault. That's when he noticed something was missing. "Hmm," he said.
Suddenly, he realized it. The vault for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula was empty! Mr. Krabs immediately gasped and then started running around the Krusty Krab like a maniac while shouting in a bloodthirsty way like a maniac, and started crying tears out of the ends of his eyes…like a maniac. After just four seconds of the tantrum, every single customer had left. They didn't even bother to take the food with them. After his fit of maniacal rage, he ran to the Chum Bucket so fast, a path of fire traced his path! "YOU!!" Mr. Krabs yelled.
Plankton turned his head to see Krabs. "What is it, Krabs?" he asked annoyingly.
"You think you're SO sneaky, do ya? Well, one thing is for sure, ya can't take me formula!" he screamed.
"I know I can't," Plankton said calmly.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Plankton! And another thing! If you think that for more than two seconds, you can keep me formula, well you're DEAD wrong!"
"Didn't I just say I didn't take it?" he asked.
"Ya--hmm…ya know, you're right. Ya can't even get a couple of guys to work for you without crushing you," Mr. Krabs said.
"Don't remind me," moaned Plankton.
"But…if you didn't take the formula, then who did?" Mr. Krabs questioned.
Plankton just shrugged. Donny and I stopped watching from out the window, and suddenly, I realized it. "That's it! Without the secret formula, I can't make Krabby Patties which means I'd be out of a job which means I wouldn't be able to pay my mortgage which means my house would be auctioned which means I'd have to move which means everyone in Bikini Bottom except Squidward would be miserable which would make viewers unhappy which means that they would have to cancel Spongebob Squarepants."
"Wow. Now you sound a lot like Leo," Donny said.
"Yes well, I try. Anyway, I've memorized the secret formula, so I'll just write it down here and drop it in the vault!" I exclaimed.
So both of us got back into the time machine, and I transported it back to the Select Show area. There we followed the silhouettes carefully since they were already very far away. They dived into the Telebubbies' cube, so we followed. There, they sneaked into the Tubbie house. Inside, they went quietly to Tinky Winky's bed and placed a gun in the bed!! Obviously, these people did not know that the Teletubbies had become Telebubbies so now they would know the difference. But if they had not become the Telebubbies, imagine what kind of havoc would Tinky Winky cause! Either way, it's a children's program so if there even was a picture of a gun, it would immediately go off the air! So after they left, we picked up the gun, and Donny stashed it in his shell for safe keeping. That was the last show that was taken off the air that year, so we transported to twenty years before in our time machine, the year where Barney's show got cancelled. So we headed towards Barney's cube and entered. There, behind the school, the same strangers were with that relatively new dinosaur, whose name I think was Riff. The strangers were saying to Riff, "It's time. Time to leave this joint and end this show," they said.
"Yes, my masters," said Riff!
"Riff said that?!? Why, when I get back, I'll totally teach her a lesson!" said Barney. (as a listener)
Whoa, Barney, you don't know the weirdest part! After Riff started heading out, YOU and Baby Bop and B.J. came! I don't know how that's possible. But you said, "Say, Baby Bop, have you seen Riff?" the Barney there said.
"Gee-whiz, Barney, I was about to ask you the same question," said the Baby Bop there.
"I know what we should do," said B.J., "We should look for her!"
"That's a super-dee-duper idea, B.J.!" said the Barney there.
So you guys there all split up, looking for Riff, not knowing she had headed for the hills. In all the confusion, the silhouettes placed another gun in the center. At this sight, they would be scared to death, which would end the series! I explained this to Donny, so we quietly took the gun and placed it in Donny's shell. But as we put it in, the strangers spotted us! "Hey, you two! What do you think you're doing?" one said.
"Saving this show, duh!" I said.
Donny looked at me slightly angry. "That…wasn't a very smart thing to say, was it?" I asked nervously.
"Nope," was all Donny said.
The strangers started diving towards us, still their image darkened by the sun. Donny and I jumped out of the way, and Donny used his giant stick to strike him or her or whatever it was. He tumbled slightly north and I karate chopped him. I didn't know if it was fate to not see them clearly, because I was blinded by something when I struck him. Suddenly, Barney shot out, "What's all the commotion out there?"
"Yikes!" we all said, and we all transported ourselves to the Select Show area!
They didn't bother going anywhere else, and we had saved all the shows, so we decided going back to the time where you guys should have finished fighting the villain party. "Whoa, that was awesome sponge dude!" said Michelangelo. (listening to the story)
Yeah, and that's the end, so let's get back on track and keep saving shows. (End Spongebob's narrating.) When he finished he noticed a cube that said "VG.33.1.8:00". "Ooh! VG means this show is based on a video game. The number of video game-based shows has diminished much since twenty years ago! We should go in!" said Spongebob, which meant…Viva Piñata!