Disclaimer: I don't own FMA BBI and Harry Potter, but I do like writing this. So, here's the deal, the more people that like this, the more I'll update. Oh! And in front of Harry, Ron, and Hermione, Envy'll try to hide his angry side at some of Ron's remarks, since he is trying to at least keep an eye on Harry. And yep, Envy and Pride will be involved in A LOT of rumours, which one will be mentioned in this chapter. And as the story flows, we'll see if the real Ed comes back or not. So, onto Chapter: Intervention!

Chapter 3: Intervention

"So, our first class is...Herbology?" Envy said to Pride, confused at what that was, and Pride just shrugged with a blank expression.

"Today's not bad...outside all morning," said Ron, with Harry and Hermione, walking to Breakfast.

"Let's go get to Breakfast, Ed. C'mon!" Envy grabbed Pride's arm, and started running ahead of Harry, Ron and Hermione.

"Hey, aren't those two of the new students?" Ron asked Harry and Hermione, as they stopped for a

second, trying to figure out why the two were so...weird.

As Envy and Pride reached Hogwarts' Great Hall.

"Pride, just grab a piece of toast, sit down, and look cute, okay?" Envy told Pride, who responded with, "...Okay...Envy..." and then the two grabbed a piece of toast each, sat down, and a few minutes later, Envy noticed the trio, Harry, Ron, and Hermione getting their breakfast.

"You're eating again, I notice," said Ron, watching Hermione adding liberal amounts of jam to her toast.

"What're they talking about?" Envy asked himself, trying to listen to what the trio was saying. Then, while Envy was thinking, the trio sat down right across the two homunculi.

"Elf rights." Said Hermione to the green haired Homunculi.

"What about them?" Asked Envy, not too concerned about what the young witch wanted to say.

"They're being treated like slaves." Said Hermione, earning sighs from Harry and Ron.

"...Slaves...?" Asked Pride, keeping his expression blank.

"Yes! They deserve better conditions, wouldn't you agree?" Said Hermione strongly, not getting Pride's support, as he only supported, did whatever Envy told him to, and wanted to be with Envy and only Envy.

"Hermione, can't you see that you're boring these two with your talk about house elves?" Said Ron, turning to the two homunculi, and whispered "Sorry about that," to Envy and Pride.

"So, where're you two from?" Asked Harry, looking at the couple, getting the same feeling from watching them at the sorting hat ceremony.

"We're from a place called Amestris. It's pretty far away from England and Scotland." Said Envy, taking a bite of his toast.

"What's it like there?" Asked Harry, trying to keep the conversation going.

"It's okay, I suppose. Right, Ed?" Asked Envy, looking at Pride.

"...Yes it's...okay..." Pride said emotionlessly, keeping his eyes on Envy.

"So, I heard a rumour going around that you two are boyfriends, is that right?" Asked Ron out of curiosity.

"Yeah, we're boyfriends." Said Envy, grabbing Pride and holding the blonde homunculus in his arms. "I love him very much."

"That's not right..." Said Ron, getting cut off by Hermione saying, "Actually, Ron, it doesn't matter if you love a guy or girl, all that matters is that if that couple is happy, and loves each other then they're fine. Love has no gender."

"Fine, I'm sorry." Said Ron, apologizing to Envy and Pride.

"Now, shouldn't we get to Herbology?" Asked Harry, getting up from his seat.

"Yeah." Said Ron, getting up as well.

"Um...could you guys please show us where that is, we're pretty much new here, as you know." Said Envy, trying to let Pride out of his arms now, but the blonde homunculus was holding onto Envy's waist as hard as he could without trying to hurt the green haired homunculus.

"Sure, just catch up when you can, we'll be waiting outside for you two." Said Harry, turning towards the Entrance Hall doors with Ron and Hermione.

"Okay." Said Envy, grabbing Pride's arms, and said, "Pride, we can cuddle tonight, okay? We really need to get to class."

"...Okay...Envy" Said Pride, taking his arms off of Envy's waist, but, before Envy could get up from his seat, Pride gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"Pride..." Said Envy, surprised when Pride took his lips off of the green homunculus'.

"I...love you...Envy..." Said Pride, with a hint of true love in his voice,

continuing to say, "...I'll...do anything...for you...to keep...you happy...Envy..."

"Aw, Pride. I love you too." Envy said, giving Pride a quick kiss back, and whispering in his ear, "We better get going, we don't want to keep the wizard kids waiting."

"...Okay...Envy..." Said Pride, still with some love in his voice.

Then, the two homunculi finally got to meeting the two young wizards and the one witch, and headed off to the greenhouse.

So, jokingly, I put this as the placeholder chapter title: "Snape is a rape Grape!" Haha, rhymes! I don't have any problems with Snape, I sometimes just put these weird place-holding chapter names. Plus, as you read, Snape's not even in this chapter, of course, he'll appear soon, though. Anyway, this chapter ended up using some actual quotes from Goblet of Fire and I wanted to keep the source material in there, so that's why I had those in there. And what I had Hermione say about love is truly what I feel about love, if the couple really does love each other, no matter if they're a couple that's composed of a guy and a girl, a guy and a guy, or a girl and a girl, they should be able to live happily, without being treated like they're not human, because in reality, they are humans. So, until next time, I hope you guys have a good day, or night, or whatever time it is where you live. Take care, everyone.