Disclaimer: No, I don't own the rights to either FMA BBI or Harry Potter, but I can say this, I am in control of the story. (And I'm still trying to keep things as close to the Goblet of Fire as possible, yet have the twist of Envy and Pride!Ed, which, their story will be explained very soon.
Chapter 4: Professor Dumbledore
-Meanwhile, at Central Hospital: Amestris-
"Any word on Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist?" Asked the new Fuehrer, Roy Mustang, who was laying in his bed, asking Commander Hawkeye.
"We have heard reports of someone that looks like him being spotted with the Homunculus, Envy. Though, there's a chance that the Edward we know is dead." Said Hawkeye, trying to stay as neutral as she could.
"I see. From what I remember of that battle, how would he have survived?" Said Mustang, thinking.
"We've also heard reports that Envy and this Ed 'look alike' are at a castle in a place called Hogwarts." Said Hawkeye, reading from the paper.
"How can we get there? And where's Hogwarts, anyway?" Said Mustang, confused.
"First off, it's not easy, you need to be in the right place at the right time. Second, the way to get to Hogwarts is in London, and it's precise location isn't know." Stated Hawkeye, thinking about how to change the subject.
"Hm...okay. We have some research to do..." Said Mustang, trying to get out of bed.
"Sir, you need rest..." Said Hawkeye, trying to keep Mustang in the bed.
-Hogwarts: Care of Magical Creatures-
On the way to Care of Magical Creatures, Envy couldn't get the image from the previous class, having to get pus from bubotubers.
"Disgusting little creatures..." Muttered Envy under his breath, holding Pride's hand on the way to the next class with Harry and his friends.
Then, they finally reached the cabin that belonged to a certain Hogwarts Gamekeeper next to the Forbidden Forrest.
"Will, we're here." Said Harry, snapping Envy out of the thought of the pus.
"Oh. C'mon, Ed." Said Envy, with Pride blankly following along into the cabin after Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"Mornin'!" Said a big figured man with a beetle coloured beard, along with beetle coloured eyes said, noticing the two new homunculi students, and went on to say, "I see some new faces. Dumbledore told me about the two of ya, so, who're ya?" The man said excitedly.
"I'm Will, and this is Ed." Said Envy, turning his eyes to Pride. "Nice ter meet ya, Will an' Ed! I'm Hagrid." Said Hagrid, shaking Envy's hand, then attempting to shake Pride's, but Pride just clung to Envy. "Anyway, be'er wait fer the Slytherins, they won' want ter miss this I've never had 'em before, not sure what they'll go fer just try 'em out with a bit of each." Said Hagrid a bit roughly again.
"First pus and now this," Muttered Seamus.
Envy picked up a handful of frog liver, and Pride did the same thing, and lowered them into the crates to tempt the Blast-Ended Skrewts.
"Ouch!" Yelled Dean Thomas after about ten minutes.
Envy stopping what he was doing, and so did Pride, to see Hagrid hurrying over to Dean Thomas, looking anxious.
"Its end exploded!" Said Dean angrily, showing Hagrid the burn on his hand.
Envy sniggered silently, with Pride looking at him blankly for a second, then back to looking back to the scene of what happened.
"Ah, yeah, that can happen when they blast off," Said Hagrid, nodding.
Then, a few seconds later, Dumbledore walked in, and said, "Hagrid, I know that you're a bit busy right now, but I need to see Will and Ed."
"'Kay, Dumbledore. See yeh la'er, yeh two." Said Hagrid, waving as Envy and Pride left with Dumbledore.
"What's this all about?" Asked Envy, holding Pride's hand again.
"Well, I've been thinking, you two haven't learned much magic, you're in year four, and pretty much, it's important to know at least some. So, when I have free time, I'll try to teach you two what I know, does that sound good?" Said Dumbledore, entering the castle, holding the Grand Hall door for the two homunculi.
"Yeah, it does." Said Envy, entering the Grand Hall with Pride.
"Now, follow me to my office, and we'll start the first things you need to know." Said Dumbledore, walking to the direction of his office.
"Can we go by our real names in front of you, Dumbledore?" Asked Envy, following the old wizard.
"Sure, I don't mind. What're your real names, anyway?" Asked Dumbledore.
"I'm Envy." Said Envy.
"...I'm...Pride..." Said Pride blankly.
"So, you two were named after two sins. Oh well, that doesn't matter...all right! We're here!" Said Dumbledore, arriving in front of some gargoyles.
"You serious? This where it is?" Said Envy in a bit of a disappointed tone.
"I haven't even said the password. Cockroach Cluster!" Said Dumbledore.
Then the gargoyles sprang to life, and jumped aside, revealing a spiral stone staircase.
"Now, then, up here." Said Dumbledore, walking up the staircase.
"Come on, Pride. Let's go." Said Envy, following Dumbledore.
"...Okay...Envy..." Said Pride, keeping hold of Envy's hand, and following the green haired homunculus.
It was a silent walk up the stairs for the homunculi, neither Envy nor Pride spoke a word, they just followed the old wizard, until they finally reached a door.
"In here, you two. As you can see, I have two new wands on my desk. Take one." Said Dumbledore calmly, pointing to his desk, which surely enough had two wands on it.
Envy grabbed one of the two wands. "Pride, grab your wand."
Said Envy.
"...This one...?" Asked Pride,
as he grabbed the second wand.
"Yes, that wand." Said Envy, switching his wand from his left hand to his right.
"...Got it..." Said Pride, holding the wand in his left hand.
"Now, we shall begin your first session." Said Dumbledore, flicking his wand, and then two desks appeared.
That was Chapter 4! I thought it would be interesting to have Dumbledore being a mentor for Envy and Pride in learning what they missed, because well, they're in year four, this is their first year, yet, it would be important for them to at least try to learn what they can. Due to them being Homunculi, who knows if they'll be able to learn magic or not, but we'll find out as the story goes on. Oh! And I thought it would be interesting to have Mustang and Hawkeye in the beginning. I mean, we needed to know how they're doing. Don't worry, we'll see how Al's doing soon. Until next time, I hope that your days are going good.