Chapter THREE: Ginny's Little Man
Sunday 24/6; Tuesday 26/6
Diary of Shane Nigen
Uhg, I don't know why I even bother with Jonks. he's such an idiot! You tell him to do something and he screws it all up!
Why did he go near them? It was going all well up until the big dolt walked up and started to cause trouble; oh and guess ho the rescuer was? Mudblood Granger: I've swapped her to number one from Malfoy of whom I hate with a fiery passion. It was after all her and two dorky lovers who got rid of Voldemort; and Malfoy the traitor ran away like the scared shit he is.
JJ was leaning against the door, giving dirties at me for jinxing him the night before: it was his own fault. I had explained what to do and he couldn't answer my questions after the 10th time I told him.
Jonks was supposed to go up and start with the smooth talk, instead he bragged about how pathetic women were: I could kill him. He was supposed to lure Granger away, seduce her somewhat.
Though I guess the soothing words of "Aneen's" didn't really give Granger a good view of the man.
If JJ can't shape up, I might have to get rid of him too.
To: Herm Granger
From: Gin Weasley
Subject: You know…
…That dress did the trick; it was such a great night (despite throwing up) the food was marvellous, I know how to choose my restaurants don't I? HE paid for it all…PAID! And he knows about my appetite, and yet he still PAID! Haha!
I'll spare you the details…you weren't too happy at the shops, and you were so not encouraging, I so should've asked Sharmayne to come….
Oh I'm joking.
Well I'm off now; I'm not feeling very well, ill talk to you tomorrow at work.
Love Ginny.
To: Gin Weasley
From: Herm Granger
Subject: last night…
You threw up? Was that due to an overload of food, my dear? OR are you pregnant! Well I'll have you know I had a wonderful time watching Sleepless in Seattle. Don't you think Meg and Tom were a cute couple?
So I guess you didn't spend the night at each other's house, that's good. You don't know where he's been Gin!
See you at work, and I hope you feel better,
Hermione.
P.S. I hope you're not pregnant!
To: Sharm Vonaė
From: Herm Granger
Subject: Ginny
Okay Sharmayne. You're probably not home yet, seeing as you went 'somewhere' with THREE of David's mates yesterday, or you are so hung over your current position is in the bathroom. But when you get this, I want you to tell me everything you know about DAVID. Get it off his mates if you must, but find some gossip on him.
Thanks,
Hermione.
To: Herm Granger
From: Sharm Vonaė
Subject: hmmm
Darling, I'll have you know I am at home. But I can't help wondering if you're doing a little scheming, you little gossip monger. If you are, count me in; I need a little action in my life. I'll get all I can, treasure.
Loves and kisses,
Sharmayne.
To: Sharm Vonaė
From: Herm Granger
Subject: Thanks.
Good! Thanks Sharmayne.
Hermione
P.S. I'm actually quite surprised you're at home, I'd have thought you'd be over one of David's mate's house, doing the bad deed: P
P.S. YOU need action in your life? Please...
To: Herm Granger
From: Sharm Vonaė
Subject: Darling
Oh you are precious aren't you? I never said THEY weren't over, because one of them certainly is, even at 3:00pm on a Sunday! You know the one that was wearing the pink shirt with the kakis; he was the only one worthy- the only darl who knew how to dress!
I'll get back to you soon.
XX00XX00
Sharmayne
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: David Felnof
Subject: Well
Well I thought I'd rub it in. Ginevra and I went out to dinner last night, and it was a ball! It would've been better, if we'd talk more instead of eaten, but it was fun either way. I don't want to rub it in, bit I like to be clear with things.
David
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: David Felnof
Subject: Is that clear?
Dave my man, you wouldn't know clear, if it bit you on the ass. Your mind's been foggy since Law School. Personally I don't want to hear the details of your EVER blossoming relationship. I would rather stay in the real world. Do you know what the funny this is Davey-boy, the night didn't go as well as expected, you didn't get your End of the Night shag did you? Else you would be rubbing it in more.
I guess you feel a little uneasy this morning, don't you?
Draco
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: David Felnof
Subject: Bit you on the ass
How cliché, id have thought being as 'intelligent' as you are/were you'd have thought of better phrases. I guess not.
It is none of your business:
If I did, or if I didn't have a shag. It my concern and not yours, thankyou very much. Just to let you know, I wasn't feeling very well after we ate. So we called it a night.
David
To: David Felnof
From: Draco Malfoy
Re: Called it a night
Oh, so you didn't shag.
Admit it, it was not as fun as you expected eh?
Draco
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: David Felnof
Subject: Look…
I said I LIKED her; she's a good catch. I don't plan on breaking up with her anytime soon, okay! Now get off my case with this and don't email me unless it's important
To: David Felnof
From: Draco Malfoy
Re: Important
Don't kid Yourself David. That's all I have to say.
Drac…actually you didn't sign off before, I don't think I will either.
To: Herm Granger
From: Sharm Vonaė
Subject: Ginny's Little Man
Hermione. Darling I have nothing. Pinkie said that David's an honest, friendly and fun person to be around. Maybe you should start to trust him, if only for our little Gin.
I must go know, Champy's and Chardy wait.
Hugs and Kisses,
Sharmayne.
To: Sharm Vonaė
From: Herm Granger
Subject: Okay lost
Trust Him! Oh I guess you're right, but only for Ginny. You know that's the smartest thing you've ever said, WHICH has meaning, of course. : P Pinkie? Is that your finger, or did you forget the guy's name? Did you even ask him in the first place? That's typical you :)
See you tomorrow at work,
Hermione
Hey Hermione!
Long time, no see eh? I'm not too bad, I injured myself playing Quidditch (Just as I caught the snitch!) though luckily it was the Finals and it won us the game! Something good always comes from something bad.
Speaking of which, I can't believe Ginny and her 24-hour love-a-thon. How long do you think it'll last? A week? Month? Forever? Man, I really blew it. I didn't let us work out, which is why I am individually lonesome : S
This answers one of your questions. I'd like to add that I am not looking, so don't bother trying to set me up; you know how the last one ended.
Oh I'd thought you'd ought to know about Ron, as I assume you haven't been speaking to him as of late; Ron and Luna are a couple. I know, SHOCK of the year, even bigger than some of your Hollywood Heartbreaks. I actually hope this works out; they both have had losses and need something to look forward to.
But remember Herms, Something good always happens from a wrong, so POSSIBLY you will get your luck soon.
Hope to see you soon, miss ya
Harry.
Tuesday 26/6
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Amy Breenay
Re: Hey
Hey Draco
It's me Amy from lunch last week. How are you?
I had a good time last week and wanted to know if you wanted to go out again some time? If I don't get a reply by Thursday I'll know the deal's off.
Here's my contact number if you consider and even if you don't, I'd like for you to confirm it: 0405 7859 63
Thanks,
Amy Breenay
Voila Manager London
Interior Design
To: Gin Weasley
From: Herm Granger
Re: Okay, where are YOU now…
Gin? You haven't been at work for two days, and it's getting really boring. Is something the matter? You are pregnant! I've tried calling, but I'm only getting the machine…so now I have to resort to the unsociable concept of emails. How this shames me.
Well: Call, email, and write…whatever you do, get back to me. Lunch is destroying me; I can't bear eating from the buildings lunchroom anymore. If I have anymore-chicken salads or tomato soup, I will turn into a vegetable.
Herm
Actually, the more I think about it, I wouldn't be a vegetable as tomatoes are classified as fruits and chicken is not a green. So please excuse the last sentence.
To: Gin Weasley
From: Carl Bronston
RE:Listen Weasley…
…You're almost as bad as Granger. As:
You don't tell us where you are or why your aren't at work
You are breeching your 35th Tardy this year, and its only June!
I don't have my Food Article on my DESK
You'd better hurry and get back to work, as you are the only one who can keep Granger sane. She's going on about chicken and vegetables…
Women…
Carl
To: Herm Granger
Fr: Gin Weasley
Subject: Hey
Attachment: Articlefood.345
No Hermione, I'm NOT pregnant!
Are you giving the gang a hard time? Typical, even you have to correct yourself, and what have I told you about that!
Is something the matter
Yes, I have bad food poisoning and I have been regurgitating just as much as I eat, which is a lot.
Where are you
I am at my mothers and have been since late Sunday. Once she found out I was sick, she flooed (sp?) here straight away. I couldn't resist her offer, she makes the best Chicken soup…oh yum!
Although, there was a catch. She started talking about you and Ron and how sorry she is bout Him. Yarda yarda, it all adds up to: Ron is an Idiot.
Oh god, I feel it coming up again…
See ya,
Gin ……
………..Oh that was nasty. Anyways, I'm sending you a few reviews for some restaurants. Could you please give them to Carl? They should last the next few days. I totally bagged out the restaurant we went to, and I had right reason. Everyone around us looked sick, genuinely sick Hermione.
Ginny
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: David Felnof
RE: I'm doing…
…Some serious snooping around Dave's desk, as he hasn't been here for the past few days. It's me, Josh by the way. I'm on his computer's email. Ha, you should read some of them, classic. Most are from Ex-girlfriends, family and porn websites. But I've already checked, there's nothing on them.
I was reading some of yours, one signed "Ex-playboy" and I thought, What a Bullshit artist you are.
Mate, Hide somewhere, Emily is approaching your office. DUDE get out of there, hahah she's just pulled her skirt up a bit.
Josh.
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: Josh Grey
Re:)
Judging from your loud groan, I assume you were too late. Maybe I should've written "Emily is approaching your office" at the beginning of the email…nah.
So what does she want know/need? Extra staplers? Scissors? No wait, was it a date?
Ooooooh man, she doesn't look too happy. What did you say?
Josh
To: Josh Grey
Fr: Draco Malfoy
Re: You'd think…
you could count on a mate to tell you when a Klutzy flirt is approaching you and would make it as a Top priority. But I guess not. I mean you could've IM-ed me, its faster you know.
She actually came to tell me that one of my clients wants to make an appointment with me. What really got her mad (I assume) was when I told her to pull down her skirt, as it "Doesn't fit the purpose of a Law Firms Secretarial ensemble," total load of yarn really, I just don't like her.
Draco.
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: Josh Grey
Re: What…
…are friends for? I'm just looking out for you.
But seriously you'd think she'd get the message that you are not interested in Her. What a way to let her down though, you dog.
After work do you want to go down to the pub and have a few drinks? This whole pregnancy is putting a strain on my social life.
Josh
To: Josh Grey
Fr: Draco Malfoy
Re: Social Life…
..or lack of it for that matter. You should be at home with you wife, you sheep. Yes, I called you a sheep, as you are not worthy of a goat…
Oh god, I think I will have a drink, or two.
Draco.
To: Draco Malfoy
Fr: Josh Grey
RE: Drinks.
Actually mate, I don't think you should have many. You sound mad enough without it. But anyways, I simply can't resist alcohol consumptions
Josh
DRACO's JOURNAL
Tuesday: 26/6
Time: who bloody norws…10pm I fink…
I am hammered. Seriougsly, I gant eben write wifout spelling a gerd wong. Ooh, I hpe I didn't bring anywon heme…wait I'm giung to look in the bedwoom….
…nope swafe. I don't eben no where I'm writing, or wat im writng…ugh, oh yes now I noh. PLAY JOSHG BACK TOMOROWO For making me this pissed. The ass…………..haosdh0ahd
REMASTERED
SouredSweetie