Author's note: Yay! I'm back! I have been updating like a crazy woman! …Wait I am one. Anyway I hope you enjoy this chapter…I had to do some research by watching, meangirls and some other highschool movies! So this chapter was actually fun to write!
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Disclaimer: I love people who actually think I created Harry Potter! Its like me posting (click here) and they actually do it! I call it "how to keep a stupid person busy!"
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Hermione's first day back to muggle highschool she was in a good mood. She wore her hair up and a mini skirt and T-shirt. Normal attire in her opinion. Not in Voldemort's opinion.
She was walking down the stairs when she saw the group of death eaters down stairs talking about something, they all saw her and the young men had there mouths open.
Voldemort caught once glance at his daughter and freaked.
"What is this you are wearing?" he said mad and angered.
Hermione looked down at her clothes "a skirt and shirt."
He then raged "says who, the muggle whore collection?"
Hermione laughed "No, Calvin Kline."
Alison laughed at her daughter's joke.
"Where are your books dear?" Alison smiled.
"In my backpack." She smiled and grabbed it off the table.
"Driving today?" she asked.
"Yes mother I'm driving." She kissed her mum on the cheek and grabbed her keys.
"Wait a minute…" Voldemort smirked "wait for your escort."
Draco Malfoy walked in and smiled.
Hermione rolled her eyes "As if this day couldn't get worse!"
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Draco wasn't that bad. He just hung out with Hermione the whole day and girls hit on him. Which he didn't mind either.
Hermione was now in her 3rd period class and talking with a group of friends when he walked up "Hermione?"
Javonni smiled at Draco "Hi there" she said in a flirty manor.
Hermione looked up and gritted "Yes, Drakypoo?" she knew it would annoy him.
Javonni laughed "Are you two dating?"
Hermione and Draco then burst out screaming "NO!"
"Why'd you call him Drakypoo?" Another blonde girl asked.
Hermione came up with the first thing that popped in her head "Because were best friends!"
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Javonni ran after Hermione when the bell rang "Mione OMYGAWD your Best friend is fine! You have to set me on a date."
Hermione laughed 'I don't think he is your type!"
Javonni felt hurt "what's that suppose to mean!"
Hermione then giggled "No Javonni, I think you deserve better then him!"
Javonni then scratched her head "When did you start talking behind Best friends backs?"
Hermione rolled her eyes "He is a very, very, VERY distant cousin."
Javonni then smiled "ohm…"
Hermione then coughed as Draco caught up "Hey, Hermione I got 15 phone numbers."
Javonni then whispered "I get it…he is a player!"
Hermione then decided to play along and whispered back "exactly."
"Drake you know girls give those too you for a reason." She smiled.
He then said "Ugh, why?"
"They don't want to be just friends." Javonni laughed.
He thought for a second. "Not only girls gave them to me and man with a soft voice did too."
Javonni burst out laughing "you excepted a gay guy's number!"
Hermione then burst out laughing "Wow Drake didn't think you were like that!" Draco was once again confused.
Just then Jake ran up behind Hermione and put his arms around her waist "Yo bay bay."
She laughed "You are such a white-boy don't be gangster!"
He laughed,
Draco then almost felt jealousy but blamed it on his pureblooded pride, or that's what he told himself.
Javonni laughed "you two are so cute!"
Hermione giggled "I know."
Jake then took out two concert tickets "For me and you!"
She then squealed "YAY! The blood slathers!"
He nodded "Best rock band in the whole universe!"
She then said "How did you get tickets?"
"I have my connections!" he smiled and then kissed her cheek "got to get to class see you tonight!"
Draco then grabbed them "Who the bloody hell are blood slathers?"
Javonni coughed "blood slathers the famous band…you have no clue who they are?"
Hermione then smiled "Nevermind him Javonni he has no clue who they are."
Javonni nodded and then smiled "I love your British accent, its kinda sexy."
Hermione then nodded "Yes. Drake it is sexy!"
Draco then smirked "what are you talking about Mione…you have one too."
Javonni coughed on her water "wait…what Hermione I didn't know you were British."
Hermione stepped on his foot for telling her "I am but I kinda grabbed onto American slang."
Hermione then took a deep breath and said "fine." She took a deep breath and then with a British accent said "Hello, Javonni!"
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In class Hermione and Draco were ranting on about something, one of their many fits.
"Ms.Sugarlee and Mr. Malfoy please whatever you have to say you can say in front of the class, you heard me up here!" The teacher then pointed to the front of the room.
Javonni smiled to see how they would get out of this one.
Hermione then got up and said "Fine Drake if we are going to talk in front of the Americans at least do it in English-English."
He smirked "cockney?"
Hermione nodded "I was just sitting having some jub when a mate came over and asked me for a spot of sevens!"
He smiled "Well I don't appreciate your mate and you talking sixes and sevens about wankers and wonkers and then being all cherry and cherub to me after the fact of spot."
Everybody looked gapped mouth some were shocked.
The teacher then said "Hermione your British?"
She nodded "Yes mam."
The teacher shook her head "you may sit down that will be quite enough!"
Draco smiled ad the girls sighed and said "Your British accent was great, Hermione is so lucky to be related to you!"
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It was later that night, when the dark lord made the biggest mistake of his life.
"You mean I'm suppose to let you go to some concert in the middle of the night with a muggle alone!"
Hermione then starred him straight n the blood red eyes "Yes!"
"Why should I?"
"Because, if you don't I know ways to make you pay!"
"Really like?"
"Ever heard of suicide?"
"Ever heard of me kicking your arse?"
"No death eaters."
"Yes."
"No"
"Three."
"No."
"Two"
"No!"
"Fine none!"
"Deal!"
She smiled and walked out of the room.
Belatrix then smirked "your not going to let her actually go alone are you?"
"Hell no."
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Author's note: Next chapter is the rock concert! You guys will laugh so hard! Also…yah I made up the cockney!