Stupid stories with Bumblebee1228
I apologize I couldn't resist trying another :p
*Light sits alone in his room*
Ryuk: Come on Light just please make the eye deal
Light: Do I have to tell you again?!
Ryuk: Haven't I temp….
*Light tosses him an apple, eating sounds*
Ryuk; Okay okay I'lll stop mm these are so good ahh yaaa
Light: Will you please shutup now?
Ryuk: Ya I just need to tell you something
*light slowly turns around with a death look on his face*
*Ryuk slaps light so hard, he falls off his chair*
Light: What the fuck Ryuk! What the hell did you do that for?!
*Ryuk silently mutters under his breath*
Light: What's that I can't hear you over my throbbing pain dumbass!
Ryuk: Hey now there is no need for language of that sort
Light: Tell me since when did you become so formal?
Ryuk: Haha I don't even know
Light: Ya so how di..
*Ryuk punches Light hard in the stomach, this time the blow is hard enough, he gets knocked to the bedroom wall*
Light: THIS IS THE FUCKING LAST TIME I'LL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM YOU RYUK IM T..
*Ryuk disappers*
Light: huh?
*Ryuk watching him from above*
Ryuk: Ha damn humans they never know what happens to anything without looking, he clearly needs glasses, or new eyes.
*Ryuk speaking to audience*
Ryuk: Why do you think I offered him the eye deal? They were 50% off. Well, he is human.
*Ryuk flies away*