((AN: Warning: This chapter may make you laugh uncontrollably to the point were you cannot breathe, think or function and die. And then the Undertaker will have to bury you. Also timeskips are everywhere...This is what I've been waiting for. The Ship Arc...Enjoy...Dun dun duuuuun.))

Once again, I found myself staring off into space at the wall...Two nights ago...

My cheeks reddened, my eyes looking down at the floor. I could hear Undertaker working in the back. I bit my lip hard. He was beautiful. Everything he did was beautiful...Why was he so smooth?

I bit my lip, thinking about what happened two nights ago.


[Flashback]

They stared at each other, their pale naked bodies facing each other, ready to feel the ultimate pleasure.

"Will it hurt?..." She asked him, her teary eyes staring into his glowing ones.

"Not if you relax...And let me in..." he breathed softly. His body hovering over her naked pale frame. His long flowing hair tickled her bare skin.

"I won't get pregnant...right?" She asked him, still a bit concerned.

"We are two different species...It's not possible for you to bare me a child." He said, his eyes still glowing and showing he was telling the truth. Those tender eyes...


[Present]

"Oh Aurora, we have to go somewhere today and I need you to lift a coffin again." He said from the back and I pouted.

"Where are we going?" I asked, confused.

He poked his head into the room comically. "apparently the master butler has past away." He said without a hint of sadness. But a look of pure amusement.

There was a moment of silence. "...Pfffft..." My face twisted into something weird, before I let out a dark cackle, soon followed by Undertaker who was drooling. I couldn't take it anymore and fell on the floor laughing.

"Hes not dead! He's fucking faking it! Are we actually going to the manor?" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I would get to see the manor for myself? This was going to be interesting...


Once again, we were riding the wagon, I was curled up by Undertaker. It was a weirdly warm day. I watched as the dirt road turn into cobblestone. And I knew we were nearing the mansion.

My eyes widened. The mansion was huger then what was shown in the manga and anime. I looked at Undertaker, wondering when was the last time he entered the Phantomhive manor. His face seemed fixated on it, but I couldn't tell what his eyes were doing.

I could smell flowers and fresh grass. They really did a number on this manor to make it beautiful and perfect...A little too perfect.


((AN: This part I wanted to add in to give the fans a hell of a good laugh. And for people who support Undertaker X Sebastian. And also, it's never mentioned how Undertaker prettied him up. xD So I wanted to add it in anyways.))

"...I am not gonna be the one to pretty him up." I mumbled softly, watching Undertaker lift not-dead Sebastian into the beautiful casket he had made especially for him.

"Remember, We can cover the naughty bits uuuup~" Undertaker snickered and I covered my face, laughing almost hysterically. This was so wrong. I couldn't focus, I couldn't make myself pretty him up, I couldn't stop laughing.

"He was very handsome~" Teased Undertaker, and a blush crept unto me. He did not just say that...

"Shut the fuck up!" I whispered, sorta.

There were too many things that were wrong with this picture. One, I supported Undertaker with Sebastian and two, he was fucking undressing him! I'm sure as fuck Sebastian wasn't enjoying this either! I needed to step out, before I would pass out or nosebleed from watching him. Seeing Sebastian shirtless was something I honestly didn't want to see for real...Or anything else for that matter.

"Yeah, I'm going to set this one out..." I wheezed a laugh before stepping out of the hallway. I just couldn't take this shit seriously. And if I said one wrong thing, everything could be put into jeopardy. So it was safer to step out.

"H-Hello, Are you m-miss Aurora?" A gentle voice rang in my ears. I slowly turned my head, seeing a young man with yellow hair in pins. And a pure, innocent look on his face...Finnian...I could never forget that face...

I found myself staring at him. His aura...It was a rainbow...Incredibly bright...What did that mean?...

"Yes I am dear. Do you need something?" I asked him gently, feeling almost motherly towards him. Who could resist that innocent face?

"U-um...Well...H-How is Sebastian?" He asked, his eyes looking teary and upset. I remember he had cared for Sebastian dearly. How could he not? He was hurt, used, experimented on. And Sebastian gave him a home...

Like Undertaker took me in without question...

"Don't worry Dear, The Undertaker is taking good care of him. Sebastian will rest beautifully. And peacefully..." I said carefully, giving him a warm smile.

Finnian brightened upon hearing that, and suddenly swooped me into a tight hug, my body felt like I was stuck in a vice. Holy shit he was strong! "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" He cried dramatically into my shoulder. I raised an eyebrow, but accepted it. Finnian was like that and always would be.


Soon came the viewing, which everyone gave their respects to him. And Finnian was marveling at how Sebastian's coffin looked. He felt happy that they were giving back all the respect they had for him. And how grateful they were.

I noticed in the corner of my eye, that Prince Soma was ogling me. A blush was clear on his cheeks. I turned to look at him, and he snapped his head away, blushing even harder. Oh crap. He had a crush on me. Hopefully Undertaker didn't notice. What the hell was so damn attractive about me? I wasn't attractive at all! I was fat and ugly...

Soon the lid was placed back over the coffin and part of the group helped carry the casket towards the grave.


We all stood around Sebastian's grave. People were whimpering, crying, even screaming. I watched Undertaker, seeing he had a frown on his face and was unusally quiet. He was good at acting it out...

Suddenly, Lizzie rushed forward, hugging Ciel tightly, surprising him. "CIEL! Sebastian is such a liar! He vowed he would never leave your side! How could he do this!?"

Then, Soma rushed over, giving Ciel a hug as well.

"Don't worry Ciel! 'cos we'll always be together, okay!?" "Forever and ever!"

Now almost everyone was a blubbering mess and crying hysterically. I sighed, joining Undertaker by his side. I always felt uncomfortable in moments of others grieving. Ciel explain how grateful he was and soon people began to leave.

But suddenly, a bell was heard ringing. And Finnian saw the bell was ringing on his headstone. "The bell on the headstone is ringing?...But theres not even a breeze..."

Undertaker popped in, a huge ass grin on his face. "Hee! Hee! Oh, dear, oh, dear! Is this really any time to be cooling your heels?" He turned his head towards the grave. "That bell ringing, why... It means he's still alive!"

Everyone perked up and began digging. Even Undertaker assisted them. I stood back and watched. Soon the lid to the coffin was opened and Sebastian sat up. "Goodness...I finally managed to get out of that..." His face went pale as everyone pounced on him with a thud, knocking him back into the casket. Hugging, crying, smearing snot all over him. I made a face and snickered.

"Everyone please calm yourselves..." He muttered, rubbing at a red mark on his forehead. They continued to cry however.

Undertaker heaved a laugh and leaned over the headstone. "Glad we went with the safety coffin! This is the first time I've seen it ring though!" And Ciel, calm as ever, responded. "Yeah, tell me about it!"

Agni put his hands together in a praying motion and cried. "This is a miracle! O gods! I thank you!"

I continued to snicker. And soon, everyone left us. Undertaker waved with a sleeved hand. "Come by again for a lie down you heeeear?! Hee! Hee!"

I was grinning the whole time. This was pretty much the funniest day of my entire life...Until Undertaker gave me a look of seriousness.

"Remember to wake up early the day after tomorrow..." He whispered. I nodded slowly.


"Aurora my dear, are you ready to go?" He asked, appearing by my side, smiling wide. Today was the day we were heading onto the ship.

"I am...I got my things packed..." I said, putting on my top hat. Just last night he told me he named the project; "The Aurora Society" Or as I made fun of it and called it "TAS". It was adorable that he named it after me.


Aurora stared at the newspaper, glancing at Undertaker, before staring at the paper again. "Really...You named it after me..." She snorted in amusement.

"It was only befitting. Aurora is such a beautiful word and name I couldn't resist my dear..." He said, grinning his crooked teeth at her.

"You are such a sap..."


"Times a wastin' dear one." He said, holding the door open for me as I picked up my suitcase. I walked out the door, him following behind. I was happy. Happier then I've ever been...

Also the thrill of watching him fight Grell, Ronald, and Sebastian crept into my mind. After we had made love...I told him everything I knew...Everything...As least what I knew at the present moment in time. I didn't get into the perfect details...Like the fighting...But mainly tell him I knew the queen was up to something.

We hopped into the wagon, I was stuck at his side. I didn't want to leave him alone. And Undertaker didn't seem to mind one bit.

But could I forgive him for what he was about to do? Kill hundreds of people on the ship, including children? I flinched, not wanting to think about it. My mind was set on him only. Nothing else seemed to matter...Which could be a mistake later on.

It was becoming unusually cold. I rubbed my hands together, creating a small flame in my hands. Undertaker looked curiously at it. The little things I did with my powers was amazing. But I took a huge power and turned it into a children's plaything. Like it was nothing. And that amused him greatly.

Soon we made it to the dock, and already we could see people loading coffins onto the ship. I bit my lip visibly. This was going to be one hell of a major event for me. And I was getting the front row seats...

I hopped out of the wagon when he stopped. He could tell I was getting anxious. "Calm yourself Aurora~" He mused, snickering.

"I'm trying. I just want to get this over with..." I said, my breathing heavy and ragged. I could see my breath.

As we boarded onto the ship, a man stopped us. I knew who he was immediately...

Ryan Stoker...

"Ah! Undertaker!" He grinned wildly, raising his two arms into the air and balancing on one foot. "Phoenix!" He cheered. And Undertaker grinned and copied him. I slowly looked at him, inwardly saying. This dumbass for real? Seriously? How naive...

"And who's this?" He asked, noticing I was close to Undertaker. Assuming I knew him.

"This is my assistant Aurora that I told you about. She will be coming with us." He said, grinning at me. I really wanted to say I was his girlfriend too but that probably would have annoyed him.

"Thats just fine! Follow me! I have everything set up for you!" He said, turning around and leading us onto the ship. I peeked over the railing, watching the sea throw waves against the boat...I then remembered I got sea sick real easy...

Undertaker came over and patted my shoulder. "Gather your sea legs. We're going to be on this boat for a while..." He said, before going inside. I groaned, and followed after.


"...Wow...So this is the first class?..." I mumbled, watching as many beautiful women chattered amongst themselves, or held onto their husbands arm. I looked down, wondering about my future with Undertaker.

I felt a hand take mine, and knew it was Undertaker's. I looked up, seeing him smiling at me. I smiled back, and my confidence came right back. I was okay...

But unfortunately, I was spotted by someone I heavily despised in the manga. Easily outmatched by Claude.

Count Druit...

He came over, getting in my bubble space and staring at my eyes. I had let go of Undertaker's hand and I quickly tensed up. Uh, personal space dude.

"My my. You're eyes took my breath away. So bright and gold they could easily out match the gold statue of Amun!" He said dramatically and swooning over me. Oh. My. God. Get this fucker out of my face.

"Pardon me...The Lady is quite shy to compliments." Undertaker said, interrupting him.

"And you have such a modest nature to boot. Oh how perfect!" He sang, his body swaying. Wow, Undertaker knew the weirdest people...

Undertaker then again, interrupted the conversation by putting his hand on my shoulder and leading me away from Druit, earning a pout from him. Oh well, more women were around.

"Thanks..." I said gratefully to him.

"He can get veeeeery carried away with what he says to women...He's an amusing little chap~..." He said, giggling softly. My eyes scanned the room, and soon widened. I poked Undertaker, motioning him to look at the entrance.

It was Sebastian and Ciel. And soon enough, they had done the phoenix pose and I covered my mouth, trying so hard not to laugh. The look on Ciels face was hysterical!

Suddenly I was startled by Undertaker's laugh. His was a delayed response. Tears were actually going down his face. "Guh! Hee Hee Hee!" Ciel looked our way, eyes wide. "EEEE! HEEE! HEEE! HEE! HEEE! I neeeeever imagined you'd do such a thing!"

"Undertaker?!" Ciel gasped, and even Sebastian looked a bit curious.

"You looked so very earnest when you shouted "Phoenix!" Dah! Ha! Ha!" He was drooling and crying uncontrollably.

Ciel glared. "Why you..." "Now now young master..." Sebastian calmed him. "That said, why are you here?" He asked suspiciously. I raised an eyebrow at him. "Our job." I answered for him.

"Yes, for work, you see. Hospitals are valued clients of ours!' He said, having his sleeved hands together.

Ciel sighed. "We're investigating illegal human experiments that are to be conducted by this hospital. Would you happen to know about the dead being resurrected?"

Undertaker put his finger to his chin in thought. "Dear, dear! If it's information you want, I must have "compensation" (By which I mean "laughs") for it! Guh fuuh fuh...Yes, let me thiiiiiink!" A grin went across his lips. A shit eating grin too by the looks of it. "How 'bout you do that pose for me one more time, hmm?"

Ciel yelled at him. "What do you take me fo-"

"PHOENIX!"

Thier attention was drawn to the Viscount, and Undertaker grabbed me and whisked me out of the room so fast my head wanted to explode. "Fuck man, warn me next time before doing that!" I whispered to him.

"Oh hush, you already knew what was coming." He said, shaking his head. And I gave a small smile. "Damn right... At least for now..." I said, knowing I couldn't get cocky.

"Good..." He said, making me look at him strangely. What did he mean by that?

Suddenly screams were heard, and a chill went down my spine. It was starting...The zombie war was starting...

Undertaker grabbed my arm and we ran down the hallway, my mind starting to face reality.

Almost everyone was going to die on this ship. And I was going to watch it all happen... Why was I doing this? Why was I so blind? No...I wasn't blind...I had wanted this...His insanity drew me in...I was just as insane as him...

I was mad as a hatter...