A/N: I do no own Adventure Time or any of the songs below.
Thank you so much for continuing to follow my story. I see lemons on the horizon, not this chapter but really soon. Enjoy!
Chapter 8: Double Date: Part 3: All Will Be Revealed
The lights come on in the studio as LSP sits on the love seat sipping tea out of a petite purple mug, "Hello folks and we are back. I had to get a cup of tea to calm my nerves this date is killing me."
Laughter rolls through the audience as the host comically sips the warm tea, "Well let's get back to the date."
The lights in the studio go off and the monitor cuts back on.
The three are seen leaving the club waving to the crowd as they make their way outside to the limo. They all pile in and bask in the glow of their performance.
"Hey guys I have to admit that was a lot of fun," FP said flopping down in his seat.
"Yeah FP that drum solo was awesome," Marshall said making his way to the mini bar.
Fionna walked right behind him and got a beer. She had nothing to say, she was so happy that her two special guys were finally getting along. She found her seat, popped the top and enjoyed the moment. Marshall and FP rambled on like they were good friends, whether it was the alcohol that was loosening their lips or a sincerer bond that was growing was anyone's guess however the two were getting along and Fionna could not be happier.
"Fi I gotta admit, this night has been amazing. I never thought I would like karaoke but Marshall and I are talking about going next week."
Fionna smiled warmly, "I am glad you guys are having fun. Are you ready for the final part of our date?"
"Yeah I am ready. Would it happen to be a Bed and Breakfast? I feel like I should exercise the rest of my body now," Marshall said while raising his eyebrow.
Fionna took her shoe off and playfully threw it at him, "Actually, we are going somewhere I think you two will really appreciate."
Both guys looked at her with a weird look.
"Uhhhh, Fi where are we going?" FP asked.
"We are going to a place for everyone's enjoyment, especially mine." She said with an extra wide smile.
The boys were a little unnerved; they felt like lambs on their way to the slaughter.
Fionna laid back and closed her eyes, "Well guys I am going to rest while we travel to our final destination. I will need my strength." With that she closed her eyes and said nothing else.
Marshall moved over to FP, "Hey, do you have any idea where we could possibly be heading?"
"No, and for some weird reason I am nervous as hell."
"Yeah me too. OH GLOB I hope it's not a chick flick or something too girly."
As Fionna laid back napping, Marshall and FP chatted about nothing in particular, they were mostly trying to keep their minds off of where they would be heading next. After about 25 minutes of driving they finally stopped. Marshall stood up and looked out the moon roof to see that they had stopped in front of the Deadly Sins Strip Club.
"Yes," Marshall yelled while throwing his hands up in victory, "FP get up here and look where we are at.
FP reached his head out the window, "Are you for real? Fionna is a girl after my own heart."
They both went back down and shook Fionna, excited like two little boys on Christmas morning.
Fionna, Fionna, Fionna get up we are here," They both said while shaking her out of her slumber.
She smiled while rubbing her eyes, "I guess we are here."
"Hell yeah we are, come on let's go," Marshall said picking her up and sprinting out the limo.
"FP grab my bag," Fionna yelled before Marshall wisped her away into the building.
The monitor cut off and the lights in the studio cut on.
LSP laid back on the love seat with his eyes closed and his hands comfortably rested behind his head, "Ladies and Gentlemen from this moment forward the show is rated M for mature audiences ONLY! Moms and dads put the kiddies to bed, it's about to get good."
The lights cut off and the monitor cut back on.
The three stood in the lobby of the club taking in the scenery. The walls were blood red with intricate black designs. Couches were lined around the walls as many patrons were sat back enjoying lap dances from the devilish beauties each wearing different costumes depiction demonic creatures. In the center of the main room were four different stages featuring the clubs most prominent attractions. The rest of the décor was surprisingly elegant with chandeliers hung all around the club, candles on every table and lovely paintings depicting tastefully naked women. After getting an eye full they made their way to the podium to find that no one was there.
Fionna saw a sign that said, "Please ring the bell for service." She rang the bell and in an instant a black puff of smoke shot up revealing a young lady. Her black hair was placed in a neat bun and she wore an all-black suit with a red carnation in the lapel.
"You are going to have to show me that trick," Marshall said, "The black smoke would be great for my concerts."
The woman simply smiled revealing one of her fangs, "How may I help you tonight?"
"I am Fionna I have ordered a special session tonight."
"Oh yes, we have been waiting for you let me take you to our presidential room. Please follow me."
She walked them down a dark thin hallway, finally reaching the only door in the corridor; she moved to the side and opened the door. When it was completely open everyone stood there mouths open in disbelief of what they saw.
To the left was a private stage decorated in elegant red and black drapes. In front of the stage were two ornate mahogany chairs with a matching mahogany table in between them. Behind the chairs was a fountain with a statue of Aphrodite at the top pouring water from a crystal vase. To the right was a private bar stocked with shelf after shelf of the highest quality liquor that the land of AAA had to offer. Behind the bar was a young girl with long silver hair, she wore a green and black teddy, fish net stockings and a chocker that simply said "PLEASURE", and as soon as she saw them enter the room she started setting up glasses for the long night ahead.
"Holy shit Fi, you're the best," Flame Prince said picking her up and twirling her around.
"Yeah Fi, you went all out, it takes months to get a reservation in this place."
"It sure does, but being Aaa's greatest hero tends to have its advantages."
Two women came in right behind them wearing exercise gear.
"Oh I guess I should tell you guys what is going on tonight. I signed us up for a one hour lesson. At the end of our lesson I will put on a performance for you and you two will work together to perform for me."
"What?" Marshall said before moving over to the bar.
"What are you doing?" Fionna asked taking her duffel bag from FP.
"I am getting wasted. I need a little liquid courage to get through this one.
"Move over, I'm with you," FP said before making his way to the bar.
"I am going to go practice, when you guys have enough "liquid courage" go with your instructor and she will help you two with your routine." Fionna and her instructor walked up on stage and worked their way into the back room to start preparing for the show.
"Marshall, how the hell did we get into this?" FP said before downing a shot.
"I don't know, but you gotta admit this is one of the best nights we've had in a long time." He said taking his shot.
"Your right, this has been one hell of a night." He took another shot.
"I think we are nice and tipsy, let's go." He took his final shot and made his way over to the instructor.
The three made their way behind the stage and went to their private dance studio.
- 1 hour later-
FP, Marshall and their instructor came out the room, and made their way back over to the bar.
"Fionna will be going on first; you guys go ahead and get your drinks then have a seat. The show will start in 5 minutes." The instructor walked behind the back and returned with a chair. She placed the chair in the center of stage before leaving the room.
Marshall and FP got their drinks and made their way to their seats right in front of the stage.
"Guys I do not know about you but I am excited." LSP said.
"You know what LSP, even YOU cannot ruin this moment so yes I am excited too." FP said finally getting comfortable.
"LSP go away the show is going to start soon and the last thing I wanna think about is you," Marshall said while rolling his eyes.
"Fine I can tell when I'm not wanted," he said before cutting off their headsets.
"Dude he drives me insane." FP said taking his shot.
"Yeah, he gets under my skin too; I have just learned to get on his nerves before he gets on mine. Hey I am going to get another drink you want anything?"
"Yeah a double shot of scotch."
"Okay," Marshall got up and ordered the drinks. He twiddled his thumbs and imagined Fionna laid out naked across the stage, with him over top of her, sucking… but before he could go too deep in his thoughts his drinks were placed in front of him. He grabbed them just as the lights went dim in the room. He shot over to his seat and handed FP his drink.
The sound of a guitar was heard over the intercom. Fionna came walking out stepping on beat, totally in sync with the music. She wore a form fitting man's white dress shirt, black fishnet stockings, a red tie, and a pair of 6 inch red stiletto heels. The guys clapped and whistled as she made her way to the chair in the middle of the stage.
The singer's deep, sultry voice echoed through the room cueing Fionna to start her routine.
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
The guitar wailed as she seductively swayed her hips and flung her hair around making sure to keep eye contact with the boys. She sucked on her finger and softly glided it across her chest as she turned her back to them move her butt from right to left dropping low every time she went back and forth, mesmerizing her two companions.
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
Fionna finally turned back around and walked over to the chair. She sat down, folded her legs and with one quick smirk she snapped her fingers.
The lights went out…
All the lights in the room went out, all that was heard in the lone darkness was the click clack of Fionna heels as she made her way off stage. After just a few seconds of darkness Fionna snapped her fingers once more. When the light cut back on Marshall and FP were both handcuffed to their chairs.
And Nikki started to grind
Nikki
"What the hell?" FP said struggling trying to get free.
"Fi, how in the hell did you do that?" Marshall asked, even with his enhanced hearing he could not figure out what just happened. "And why can't I break these handcuffs?" He struggled harder to remove his shackles but to no avail.
Fionna walked up to Marshall, placed her foot right between his legs and drew close to his ear, "You are not the only one who can snap their fingers and magic happens."
She slowly took her tie off licking her lips and blowing sweet kisses to Marshall in the process. After she removed the tie she flung it around Marshall's neck propelling herself forward allowing him to get a face full of her cleavage.
"Doesn't it hurt to know you can't touch?" She moved her chest even closer, "Huh Marshall?"
"Fi do you know what you're doing to me," he hissed in frustration, "You gotta uncuff me." Marshall pleaded laying soft kisses over the exposed part of her breast.
She moved back giving sad puppy dog eyes, "Sorry Marshy," She then stepped up on their table and got on all fours.
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But me body will never be the same
She crawled around on the table grinding it slowly and whipping her hair around teasingly. Her mission tonight was to send the guys over the edge and give them a night they could never forget. She stood up and unbuttoned the shirt and flung it over to the side. Underneath the shirt she wore an all-black lacey bra and panty set.
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff
Show you how to grind
Darling Nikki, oh
She stepped off the table and made her way to FP. She stood there with her back turned to him and slowly swayed back and forth, moving down to touch her toes. She grabbed the bottom of her leg, and slowly worked her hand up to her thigh. When she finally made her way completely up her leg she fell back into FP's lap and wrapped her hands around his neck.
Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind"
Oh, Nikki, oh
Breathing softly in his ear she grinded in his lap until she saw his eyes roll back in pure ecstasy, with that she got up and licked the side of his face. She made her way back to the stage making sure to rock her hips from side to side giving the boys a show before she finally reached the stage.
She continued swaying her hips as she removed her bra and threw it to Marshall.
Marshall's eyes grew wide with hunger; he was so annoyed that he was unable to put his hands on his little bunny.
She then moved on to her panties and slowly slipped them off, revealing noting but a red G-string underneath, throwing threw them to FP.
FP shook from side to side trying to get free…all he wanted was a taste…
Oh come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind!
She moved around the chair gliding her fingers over it as she walked around.
"Oh my GLOB Fionna, just one touch, you are driving me crazy," FP yelled still struggling with the restraints.
"PLEASE Fi, I am losing my fucking mind here," Marshall begged, jumping up and down hoping it would help loosen it in anyway. "Glob I would do anything to be that chair," he said still hopping.
Fionna smiled suggestively as she danced around the chair. The guitar continued playing, the music getting more intense and as the music intensified so did Fionna's dancing. The guys barely blinked afraid that they would miss something. They were completely and utterly wrapped in the web she was weaving and she loved it. By the end of the night all she wanted them to think, breathe, hear, see, COMPREHEND… was Fionna.
As the music died down a sadistic laugh came across the intercom. Fionna sat backwards in the chair, laid back her hair gracefully swept against the floor as she slowly rocked her head side to side. She gave one more seductive glare to the guys before snapping her fingers. Instantly, the lights went out but only for a couple of seconds. When they came back on Flame Prince and Marshall were free and Fionna was gone.
The two frantically looked around for her but she was nowhere in sight.
"FP, that was awesome, you know we have to top that right?"
"Yeah I know, I almost drew blood trying to get out of those handcuffs." He chuckled while rubbing his wrists.
"Our routine is not going to be enough we have to come up with something better," The two huddled together making plans on how to get back at Fionna for her little strip tease.
"Hey guys, why don't you come over here and get a drink, it might help clear your mind," The bartender said pulling a bottle off the shelf.
The monitor cut off and the lights in the studio came back on.
LSP sits on the couch with his mouth wide open. "I wonder if it is too late to add bachelor number 4? I never knew Fionna was so… Excuse me folks I was letting my thoughts get the best of me. It is time for some commercials. I need a break, I gotta get myself together."
LSP got up rubbing the back of his neck as he walked off stage. The studio grew quiet and the lights went off.
A/N: For the first time ever LSP was speechless. :)
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