Chapter 5- I vaporize my pre- Algebra teacher. Part 1/2

My puppy is being put to 'sleep' forever. Sorry if I don't UPDATE SOON alot. Everyone has to mourn for a loved puppy not even 7.

Also, thank you legomanrules for telling me how you spell Hephaestus. CupCakeAwesomeness Thank you for the nice comment. L love this pairing too.

Previous chapter:

Percy's POV

Once I in my seat Zeus asked who wanted to read first so Athena volunteered to. Once, she was handed the book she read "Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lighting Thief is the title". Finally she starts reading while my head is on Leo and Annabeth has my feet as I'm still laying down. Athena reads "Chapter 1- I accidentally vaporize my Pre-Algebra teacher" she looks at me questionable like the other gods and demigods.

WHAT the tartarus did I do now?!

Chapter 5:

Percy's POV

Everyone looks at me questionable except Chiron who pales. I open my mouth to say something but Annabeth and Leo close it and Leo says "No, no taking for you Sephe." I felt myself blush while Aphrodite squealed. Then Leo gets while she squealed and a scarlet rose blush came up his neck and check. Athena the decided to read again. "I accidentally vaporize my pre- Algebra teacher."

"Look I don't want to be a Half-blood. If you are reading this because you think you are one my advice is:""Percy's giving advice run for your lifes!" Everyone from CHB just ducks under there couch while i was about to yell at them Leo gave me a tablet. "You type what you want to say and chose a volume and press play." he explained to me. I type in how many times did my advice save your sorry lives and i press play. Once the tablet speaks everyone from CHB shut up and say "Sorry Percy please forgive us." They all said that in union. I typed fine but gods continue reading please now. Once, it plays the gods looked shocked from the looks they were giving. The looks discussed me. I AM NOT A HERO! I type that too and the demigods and gods start arguing with me. I just type read and select the dangerous edge and loud. When it plays, everyone nods and looked at Athena.

"Close this book right now. Belive whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your bith and try to live a normal life. Being a Half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. And most of the times you get killed in painful nasty ways."

"That is the most amazing advice I heard you give Kelp- for- brains." that was Thalia. "We all agree exept when it comes time for war Mrs. Leader Vadnalaz." That was said by all of CHB in sync. I was about to type liars but Leo takes my tablet away. When I give him my baby seal cute eyes he looks away and said "No lying for you. You are the BEST heroine or hero ever." I am shocked by that. Everyone was nodding even Zeus, Ares, and Dionysus. I just signalled them to read.

"If your a normal kid ,and believe this is fanfictition, the great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that this has never happened. But, if you recognize yourself in these pages- if you feel something inside- stop reading immediately. You might be on of us. And once you know that it's only a matter of time before they sence it too and they'll come for you."

All the campers looked sad with there heads down exept me. I was looking myself with hate. I should have created something to track demigods and the cabins bulid it. The demigods most have noticed my expression and all the cabin counselors said in sync "Read please before a flood or earthquakes will happen!"

Athena was wise to continue. "Don't say I didn't warn you." I say people opening their mouths. "Don't say anything." My voice had a dangerous edge like a warning and the eldest demigods waved to read with pleading expressions. Leo on the other hand looked hurt. I soon realized that he hated seeing me hurt and that he was in fear of losing me to some other boy. I just then realized that my voice cracked when i said something so i gave him a kiss a the lips. It was about a minute long. Thalia interrupted us with a small cough then we both let go blushing a lot and a darkly shade of red. The gods looked amused while Aphrodite squealed. "Athena read PLEASE!" Athena must have taken pity on my boyfriend because she kept reading. "Ok, but Percy don't kill me please?" Athena asked that while i looked conflicted but nodded.

"My name is Persephone or Percy Jackson. People who call me Persephone besides my mom, boyfriend (I hope and will ONLY go out with a sweet loving boy), and unfortunately any immortal. They only end up with a smaller ego and a few cuts." Everyone looked at me like I was a bomb waiting to go off. All exept my wonderful boyfriend who was blushing madly. I just waved my hand in a 'I want a drink' manner and Leo translated for me. "Um, Lord Poseidon can you get your daughter a drink her vocal cords are still damaged?" My dad sees my holding my throat so he put a sea water mask on my face making me breath water. The water helps heal my vocal cords so i make the sign for thank you. He just whispered no problem to me. He then said "No interruptions exept Percy and her boyfriend." His voice like mine like I had a I will hurt you if you do kind.

Athena continued " I'm 12 years old. Until a few months ago I was at a boarding student at Yancy Academy a private school for troubled kids in upsrate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Hell yes! I could start in any of my short and miserable life to prove it." She was cut oof by Poseidon.

"What? Short and miserable life?" Poseidon whispered. He then mumbled"And it's always my fault." Hesta (a normally peaceful goddess) slapped him and continued by yelling "No, it isn't so shut up and don't say or think that again!" Everyone looked shocked while Poseidon just nodded. Hesta then told Athena to read.

"But, things started going bad last May when, are 6th grade class to Manhattan-twenty-eight-mental-case kids and two teachers on a yellow school bus, heading for the Metropolitan museum of art to look at greek and Roman stuff.

I know-it sounds like torture.

Most Yancy feild trips were. But, Mr. Brunner was leading the trip so I had hopes. Mr. Brunner was a middle aged guy in a motorized wheel chair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy brown beard and a frayed tweed jacket, that always smells like coffe. You won't think he was cool but, told stories, jokes, and let us play games in class."

"Why is Chiron there for another brat," said Dionysus

"Shut your mouth nefew or I will make it shut for you," my dad growled. Dionysus nodded quickly. My dad is too overprotective.

"He had the awesome collection of Roman armour and weapons so, he was the only teacher that didn't but me to sleep in class." Athena glared at Percy but didn't say anything. That was a very good idea. "I hoped this trip would be ok. At least, I hoped for once I wouldn't get in trouble. Boy was I wrong."

Poseidon whispered "What uncle did it first and did the other too," he said to me. "Hades but he had a good reason. But, Zeus struck the car with lighting." Poseidon glared at Zeus but sat down. Zeus asked to read and Athena continued.

"See bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway."

Everyone laughed.

"What were you aiming for?" Hermes asked.

"Nothing in particular...just an annoying group of kids" Percy said and everyone laughed again.

"And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind-the-scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim. And the time before that... Well, you get the idea."

"Once we take a break I wanna hear more!" Hermes said and Apollo, Ares, Poseidon, and Hephaestus nodded.

"Okay" Percy said.

"Boys" Artemis mumbled and Athena and Thalia nodded their heads in agreement.

"This trip, I was determined to be good."

"You're a daughter of Kelp Brain...it's impossible for you to be good" Athena said and was doused with freezing Atlantic ocean water.

"All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly, redheaded kleptomaniac girl,"

"Ugh! Not even I could fix that disaster!" Aphrodite said.

"hitting my best friend Grover in the back of the head with chunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich."

"Gross!" the girls all said.

End of Chapter.

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