A/N: I do not own Adventure Time.
Sorry for the delay. I have been working hard on a new story and it has been consuming a bit of my free time. I will hopefully publish it in the upcoming weeks, so look out for it. The name is "In Search of The Beautiful".
Anyhoo enough about what is to come, let's enjoy what is here.
Chapter 13: Elimination Day Q&A with the Bachelors
Spot lights shoot from out of the audience trailing back and forth across the stage as audience stands to their feet and applaud.
Both spot lights move over to stage left as LSP comes out waving to the stage. He comes out wearing a black tuxedo perfectly tailored to his frame. Surprisingly the only purple he wore was a purple carnation in his lapel. He makes his way to the center of the stage while blowing kisses to the audience.
"Good Evening everyone, I am LSP and this is the Dating Game." The audience went into a frenzy with hoots and hollers to match.
"I am so excited to be here. Do you know what day this is?"
"Elimination day!" The audience all yelled in unison.
"That is correct but before we do anything let's do a quick recap of Fionna's dates.
The monitor cuts or showing random clips from the date…
First Date:
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"Oh my fuckin Glob, he is shooting at us" Fionna yelled.
"Throw a grenade!",,,,
"Let's get that bitch," Fionna said with a dark smile.
"That a girl, get the Gatling gun."
"Well the stuff I am doing is not exactly princey. I know one day I will be King and all this will have to stop but this is my life. I enjoy the freedom of just letting off steam and having fun." He looked down almost sickened by his fate which seemed to him to be a death sentence.
"Just because you become King does not mean you have to give up what you love. If you are a good, just king your subjects will see past your flaws. But I would not suggest killing off a whole mental asylum either." They both laughed
FP finally looked up giving a slight smile, "Thanks Fi, I enjoy talking to you."
"Yeah me too."
Second Date:
"Oh dear why do monsters always attack during the best part of an opera" Gumball said nonchalantly. "Oh well I guess it is time for a little physical stimulation." With that he walked over to a lovely pink chaise couch with mahogany legs and gold trim. He pulled up the top revealing a hidden stash of daggers, swords, hand guns and medieval axes.
"That is Phlegyas, ruler of the 5th circle of hell and guardian of the rivers Styx. They said he was angry with this opera and he would bring down the wrath of the underworld upon us, so I like to stay prepared."
Fionna's mouth dropped. She could not believe that uptight Prince Gumball had such a cool arsenal of weapons.
"I never got to meet my real parents. My adopted sister's parents found me in the forest when I was a baby. Don't get me wrong, I am grateful for them, but it would have been awesome to have known them." Fionna looked down holding back her tears.
"Fionna if your parents could see you know I know they would be proud. You have grown up to be quite an amazing woman." He got silent before saying, Oh yeah; your clothes are ready if you are ready to return home I can..."
"Actually I am quite comfortable, would it be okay if I stayed with you tonight."
Third Date:
"So Marshall you sure are not as over the top as you were when we first met. Is this one of the shades of red I am getting to know?"
Marshall gave a slight chuckle, "Yeah I guess you can say that, but don't worry that shade will be in full effect after a few of these Red Hot Shots."
Marshall slowly moved his fingers over to her cheek and then back down to her lips. She softly kissed his fingers before moving again to his lips. He reached behind her head pulling her hair out of her ponytail letting it cascade down her delicate shoulders. He nuzzled his nose into her neck kissing, licking, and inhaling her sweet aroma.
Oh Fionna," he finally spoke after many minutes of quiet exploration. He stepped back looking at the beauty before him. He could take it no more; he finally picked up his bunny and floated her up to his bedroom.
"Get out"
Elimination Day:
"Gumball."
A collective gasp rolled around the room. Fionna walked over to Gumball and gave him a hug. "Gumball I see you more like an older brother. Can we still be friends? I would be grateful to learn more from you."
"I would be honored my dear Fionna." He stood up, kissed her hand and walked off stage waving to the audience.
Double Date: The Amusement Park
"Well are you guys ready?"
"As I will ever be." FP said as he was unable to control his anticipation anymore.
The three gave a collective nod before closing their eyes and falling forward.
Double Date: The Karaoke Bar
The guys ran up to Fionna, each grabbing a leg and lifting her up on their shoulders. The entire club stood to their feet and clapped in utter excitement. All that was heard from the crowd was "Encore, encore."
The three looked at each other before getting back into position "Okay one more time." Fionna yelled sending the crowd into a frenzy.
Double Date: Fionna's Strip Tease
As the music died down a sadistic laugh came across the intercom. Fionna sat backwards in the chair, laid back her hair gracefully swept against the floor as she slowly rocked her head side to side. She gave one more seductive glare to the guys before snapping her fingers. Instantly, the lights went out but only for a couple of seconds. When they came back on Flame Prince and Marshall were free and Fionna was gone.
Double Date: FP and Marshall's Strip Tease
He placed a $100 bill on the counter, "Thanks for the great idea, it really blew her mind." The young lady continued cleaning her glass and gave a naughty smile, "No problem, let me know if you need any more material, I'm in the business of pleasure." FP gave a half smile as he tossed the bag over his shoulder and walked out the club.
Double Date: Downtown AAA
Marshall smiled, "Yes in the beginning, but I have grown attached to flame boy. He is a decent guy with a good heart; if I had to lose you to anybody I would not mind it being FP. Don't get me wrong, I do hope you pick me. I feel like you are the missing part of me that I have searched for. Countless years, decades, centuries searching for someone who understood me, someone to spend a little bit of my endless forever with…"
He laid his head on hers and smiled, "but more important than my own happiness, is yours."
Double Date: Marshall's House
The camera showed a pale, lifeless Fionna lying in the dirt. Long strands of golden hairs were sprawled all around her body. Marshall hovered over top of her and his tears gradually dropped on her face as if in slow motion. The devastating image of Marshall pumping again and again on to her cold, motionless, chest burned into the camera.
"Please Fi, wake up. Please…you gotta wake up." Marshall mumbled
The monitor cut off and the spot lights cut back on to LSP as the audience applauded. LSP quaked a little with the sight of Fionna lying in the dirt, but he was an entertainer and he had to brush off these feelings and get back to the show.
"These last few weeks have been pretty eventful, I cannot believe how amazing all of her dates were. So I think we should bring the guys out first. Gentleman come on out," he said as one of the spot lights moved to the right of the studio.
Marshall and FP came out waving to the crowd. They made their way to the love seat and sat down. LSP walked over, shaking each one of their hands.
"Welcome back to the show Gentleman."
"Hey great to be back," FP said getting comfortable.
"I guess I had no choice your show would not survive without eye candy like me," Marshall said with a cunning smile.
The audience laughed, applauded and hooted at the suave Vampire King.
Marshall don't flatter yourself, one look at me and they will be saying, Marshall who." He walked around the stage waving his hands across his body displaying himself to the audience.
Marshall, not wanting to be upstaged got up and floated over the audience. "Now tell me, would you prefer chicken?" He point to LSP, "Or filet mignon?" he waved his hands across his own chest.
The ladies in the audience screamed and hollered trying to reach out for Marshall.
With a devilish grin he floated back on to stage and gave a smug look of satisfaction to LSP while high fiving FP.
"LSP I think Marshall won this one." FP said letting out a chuckle.
LSP cleared his throat, "Anyway…. So I am about to go into the audience and I am sure they have tons of questions for you." He walked up to the studio audience and said "So who has a question for the boys?" Instantly a sea of hands went up oooing and aaaing at the chance to ask the two gentlemen questions.
LSP walked over to a young goblin, "Yes, what is your question sir?"
"Yes this question is for both of you, tell us when you first met Fionna."
Marshall spoke up first, "Well me being over a 1000 years old you can imagine that I have been out of school for a long time. One day on one of my strolls through the city of AAA I came across the local high school. As I was going by I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of Fionna. She was sitting outside at a table eating lunch with LSP and Water Prince. I could not take my eyes off of her. I felt kinda pervy just standing there, so I made my way over and introduced myself. We chatted for a while and eventually became pretty cool peeps, so I came back every day for a week. Unfortunately the following week she graduated and I never asked her for her number, so we lost contact with each other until LSP called me and asked me did I want to do this show. Well of course I jumped at the chance to meet up with her again. And well here we are."
The audience applauded and FP started his story,
"Well Fionna was actually a sophomore and Gumball and I were seniors, when I first ran into her. I took a bunch of bogus classes in my senior year since I completed all my necessary courses the year before, so we had creative writing together. I sat in the back of the class alone because as long as I go was fine and I did not necessarily need to make friends I was on my way out anyways. I did not even realize she was there until she walked up to the front of the class and told a wonderful story about some little boy and his magical dog and this whole crazy world of warriors, monsters, wizards and crazy creatures made up of inanimate objects like bananas and computers. It was amazing, every week she would go up and deliver a new chapter to the class. I did not even notice how gorgeous she was until like her fourth time presenting to the class. I was so captivated by her beautiful mind. It amazed me how she came up with such inventive characters and adventures. I mean my favorite character was BMO the robot, I always thought he was hilarious. Anyway I enjoyed her but similar to Marshall's situation I graduated before I was able to talk to her. Then LSP called and here I am."
The audience clapped as LSP walked around looking for his next audience member he walked over to a strawberry lady, "Yes ma'am what's your question?"
"Yes this is for both of them, "Can you two give me a lap dance similar to the one you gave Fionna?
Marshall placed his hand on his forehead before throwing his head back laughing while FP shook his head chuckling at the thought.
"Marshall we must have did a good job, maybe we should open up a strip club," he laughed.
"Maybe, look at us what woman wouldn't want to throw all their money away on us."
"Ummm guys are you gonna fill the lady's request or what?" LSP said huffing.
"Sure, why not. After this episode one of us will be tied down, so why not have a little fun, what's our motto FP," Marshall looked over with a grin.
"Live in the flippin' moment," FP stood up and yelled, "Somebody bring a chair out for the lady, we are about to show her a good time."
The crowd went wild as the lady walked out of the audience and onto the stage. A crew member ran a chair out and placed it in front of Marshall. LSP went to the back of audience sulking to himself. He wondered why no one ever asked him to give them a lap dance.
Marshall stood up reaching his arms in the air stretching from left to right, "Can somebody put on Rock That Body, please."
The music started as FP took the lead this time. He walked over to the wide eyed young woman and slowly moved his hands through her strawberry blonde hair, she quiver at his touch and he let out a menacing grin, he loved this new found control he had over the opposite sex.
The music started to play as FP and Marshall started working their magic. They danced and gyrated on the young woman until she could take no more. The poor lady passed out.
"Can somebody get a medic out here?" LSP yelled. Two gentlemen came from the back and carried the lady off stage.
"Ha, you know we have that effect on woman," Marshall shot a menacing glance to the audience.
"Okay after that display, we are only taking one more question." Every woman in the audience shot their hands up. "And there will be no more lap dances."
The crowd gave out a collective sigh of disappointment. FP and Marshall laughed as they made their way back to their seats.
LSP walked over to a young man with his hand waving in the air, "Yes sir, what's your question?"
"Yes, this question is for you actually LSP."
LSP smiled; finally someone was showing him some attention, "Yes what is your question?"
"Who do you think Fionna will choose?"
LSP's smile dropped as he let out a sigh, "Well… I am actually not sure. At first I thought it would be Marshall, hands down. However after Gumball got eliminated FP started to bring his "A" game. He was suave, sexy and sensitive, just like Marshall. I don't know this will be a close one. I am sorry I cannot give you a real answer."
LSP walked back onto the stage, "I would not want to be in Fionna's shoes today. Well after this commercial break we will be bringing her out. Stay tuned, we will be right back."
The crowd clapped as the lights in the studio cut off.
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