dayum a dog twerked into the room, it was sirius. He knew no1 came into the shreekin shack so it was ok to twerk in here. Once he was twerkin and snape filmed it and it was reely embarassing. Dayum sirius was having so much fun twerkin that he lost ttrack of the time, it was night! and it was a full moon, but he dident reelis becos too busy twerkin,, dayum. uh oh suddenly loopen came into the room, he saw sirius twerkin and went wtf. uh oh sirius was so embarass that died. he gave lupen a blowjob and run away.
Uh oh a dementor was cummin, it was going to steel Sirius' soul and make a twerkin machine out of it. Uh oh sirius dayum, he summoned his patronnus, it was a boner. The patronus boner twerked up to the dementors and gave them a magical to lots of ppl blojkob, but it cost $2.
OH NO IT WAS THE APOPALYPS dayum suddenly a blowjob appeared and raining
Uh oh they were twerkin, it wos reely dangerous. suddenly buckbeak twerked through the sky, and resceud serius. Uh oh
oh no lupin had twerked to sirius' house, and he had a boner. he sed
'pls sirius will u gif a blokjob'
'yes'
so sirius gave him a blowjob, but his dog teeth so sharp that he bite the werewolf boner off. he stole it and ran away, but got put in azkaban for theft of boners. the dementors had no boners so he was reely sad.