This is set in the medieval era.
WARNING: 2 curse words (Fuck and Goddamnit)
This is my first crackfic!
"Dude! Quit moving!"
"Quit pulling so hard! It's getting hard to breathe!"
"Suck it up man!"
"Whatever."
"No, seriously, I need you to suck your stomach in!"
"Just get it off already, How do Maka and Tsubaki wear these? And how are they that hard to get off?"
"I don't know, but I think I almost got it, then I can wow Baki with my corset untying skills!"
"I don't think she'll be that impressed."
"Whatever, a God like me shouldn't have to listen to your babble. I think I almost got it. Just pull this, and…"
"HOLY FUCK!"
"Oops, I didn't know it'd tighten."
"Goddamnit Black*Star, that hurt!"
"Deal with it man."
"Whatever, this is so uncool."
"Come here, you're too far away."
"I'm going to kill you."
"A star like me can't be killed by a small guy like you!"
"Grrr…"
Hang on, I found something, maybe I need to pull this… turn around!"
"Fine!"
"The other way! Let me show you!"
"Soul, have you seen- Oh!" Maka said upon walking into Soul's room and seeing Both Soul and Black*Star on the ground, Soul was on Black*Star's lap, with Black*Star's hand around his waist, while the other was pulling at the corset Soul had on his bare chest. Black*Star was also shirtless, and his hair was disheveled. Soul was gasping for air.
Maka turned bright red and started to back out of the room stammering"Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I didn't know, er, I'll just leave, I mean, it wasn't important, and- er- bye!"
She turned and ran, probably to Tsubaki's room to tell her about what she had just witnessed.
"No wait!" Soul cried, jumping out of Black*Star's lap, and ran after her, shouting about how it wasn't what it looked like, and that he wasn't gay because he loved her, "MAKAAAAAAA!"
Black*Star stayed seated, laughing. "That was totally what it looked like."
… "Wait no! It wasn't!" He jumped up and ran, "Tsubaki I swear I wouldn't cheat on my goddess with an Infidel like Soul! TSUBAKIIIIII!"
A/N
Hey guys! I got really bored in math class, and this was born! XD I've decided to do a sort of one shot series about the Soul Eater cast in random times in history. This will be the first one, so stay tuned for more! :)
Kid: Why wasn't I in this?
Black*Star: Because a little guy like you can't compete with a god like me!
Me: Say one more word and I'll kill you off.
Black*Star: Yes NightFlight.
Me: Soul, give the disclaimer!
Soul: Happily NightFlight doesn't own Soul Eater, or there would be way too many gay moments between me, Black*Star, and Kid
Me: DAMN RIGHT!
I own nothing, I have nothing, I really really REALLY want a Chocolate bar with Nutella! (Hint Hint Wink Wink :) )