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It was a dark and stormy night, as Eren made his way back to Fairy Tail. Juvia's tears pounded his head as he shed some of his own, reminiscing on the life he used to have. The titans were here, and he would avenge his mother. Eren would prove victorious and be the savior of all those that were in his position. Eren lifted his head to the sky, and screamed, "I WILL KILL THE TITANS!" He choked on his own tears as Mikasa joined him.
"Eren," she said softly, "there's nothing you can do-"
"Mirajane," Eren looked up from the paper, "this is bullshit."
Mirajane giggled. "Do you like it? I dabble in these kinds of things."
"No. I don't like it. That's what bullshit means."
"Well, I also wrote one where I shipped you and Mikasa. You can read that one if you like." She pulled out some papers and started rummaging through them.
Eren sighed and stood up. "But I don't act like that at all. Mikasa, when have I ever screamed into the sky, 'I WILL KILL THE TITANS!' dramatically like some soap opera character?"
Mikasa, seated next to him, flipped her red scarf over her shoulder. She pulled out her fingers and started counting them off. "Well, there was when your mom first died, then 10 minutes after that. We have when you first joined the military, about 50 times during the training…"
Eren through up his arms in frustration. "Do I really do that?"
Both females nodded in affirmation. Eren slumped in the chair and threw his head onto the counter. Mirajane giggled.
Mikasa tried to console him. "Though, Eren, you have been acting a little better since we got here. Not being around the threat of the titans may have something to do with it." Eren thought that was bullshit too.
They sat up in surprise as the door flung open. Levi ran in and screamed.
"The titans! They're here."
This day got better by the minute.
Everybody stood in shock.
Natsu broke the silence. "Uh-oh." He laughed nervously. Gray walked over and punched the living-day-lights out of him.
Levi breathed deeply and began to issue orders. Erza loved his ability to command, even in such stressful times, but now was obviously not the time. "Survey Corps: ready your gear. I want your 3-d maneuvering devices fully prepared. My guess is about 30 minutes before they arrive in Magnolia. I want some Fairy Tail wizards to evacuate all citizens as east as possible. I don't want to see anyone eaten if possible, but that can't be the case. Are there any big towns to the west in a hundred mile radius?"
Erza quickly answered, "Yes, one. But it has Sabertooth, a strong wizard guild. They should be able to take care of the titans."
"Erza, you don't understand. A couple 'Roar of the Fire Dragon's isn't enough to stop these things. We'll be lucky if there is a single survivor. Did anyone pay attention to Hange's lecture?"
Lucy, Wendy, Carla, and Mirajane raised their hands, but everyone else was silent.
Levi growled. "Just my luck. Well, then, start evacuating citizens. I need powerful wizards with swords. You have to slice off the nape of the neck. I don't know if burning them or punching them would work. Don't just stand there, get to work! We have 30 minutes at most!"
Mavis-san, Master Makorav-san, Commander Erwin-san, and Captain Levi-san were busy devising a plan to help beat the titans while Wendy wandered around, trying to be useful in some way.
Wendy wanted to help her friends with evacuations, but Levi-san had determined her healing skills useful in the battle and required her to stay.
Gajeel-san was fashioning more steel blades for Fairy Tail wizards to use in the battle, and the Survey Corps was flying around the room in a black harness with big silver boxes attatched. Connie-san and Happy-san were even having a race to see who could move faster. Lucy-san was convincing Cancer-san to use his scissors and claws to slice the titans. Sasha-san was eating a potato. Erza-san was going through her armors, trying to find the right one. Mirajane-san was scaring Wendy, as she walked around in her most powerful Satan-Soul. Gray-san was trying to create blade replicas of ice, while Juvia-san tested out her Water-Slicer to see if it was strong enough.
And Natsu-san, Laxus-san, and Gildarts-san were arguing with Levi-san over how their magic would be useful in the battle.
"But with Crash, I could easily break the titans into little tiny pieces! You might even find something new about them when they're like that!" Gildarts-san proposed.
Levi-san shook his head. "But how do we know it will kill the titans? It could do something that could make the battle go horribly wrong and kill everybody. I'm sticking to known methods."
"But I'm Fairy Tail's strongest mage!" Gildarts-san complained. "It'll be fine! I can't die! I have Cana!" Gildarts-san waved over at his daughter. "Hello, Cana! I will make you very proud when I beat those titan's today!"
Cana-san rolled her eyes as she downed her 27th barrel of the day.
Laxus-san took over. "What about me? I'm really powerful too and I can fry those titans like a potato!"
Sasha-san looked up.
"Yeah! Don't forget me!" Natsu-san interjected.
Levi-san shook his head. "Still no. I'm sticking to known methods."
The boys whined and sulked to the corner.
Wendy laughed. Even in dire times, Fairy Tail was still funny.