Sorry it took so long! I'm just not as good at battle scenes. Hope you enjoy!

Everyone stood ready, lined up by the door, as the first shadow of a titan appeared in the distance. "Let's go!" cried Commander Erwin and the horde rushed out of the guild. There were cheers of excitement and anticipation from the Fairy Tail members as they thought of the trials ahead. The Survey Corps members were confused.

"What, the hell, is that?" Gray screamed, frozen with many other Fairy Tail members as the titans advanced.

"I think just wet my pants," Pantherlily declared, still stuck in cat form.

"I will be a man, and face the titans!" Elfman shouted to himself.

Juvia was a puddle.

Something red zoomed by.

"Erza!" Gray called, quivering. "How can you face those things?"

Erza, clad in Japanese Cloth armor, stopped and turned to the ice wizard, her sword already steaming. "They're no worse than anything else we've faced," she shrugged. "In fact, they're a pretty good replica of how you guys describe me. Just remember to slice the neck. Cutting their heads off don't work. They grow back." Erza added.

"Will cutting off your head work?" somebody mumbled, but Erza was already off. Everyone else stood dumbfounded.

Makorav smiled, grabbed his blades, and drew himself to the height of a titan. "Let's go!"

Not wanting to be outdone, the rest of the wizards pulled themselves together, and decided to kill some titans.

Meanwhile, in another part of Magnolia:

"Happy?" Natsu whimpered. "Why did we decide to do this again?"

The dragon slayer and Exceed stood cowering under a titan. The titan had stopped and was staring at Natsu with an emotionless face. Natsu stared back, as he had been for a good five minutes, but it felt like an eternity.

"Happy?" Natsu continued. "Is it gonna eat me? When's it gonna move? Why isn't it looking at you?"

"Because I'm a cat," Happy tried to respond with confidence, but his quivering whiskers gave his façade away.

"Its not fair! I wanna be a cat too!" Natsu started to bawl. And the titan started to reach down.

"Oy, Erza," Levi called.

Erza turned and landed beside him. Levi looked in control even when he wasn't.

"How many titans have you gotten? Casualty report?"

Erza thought. "No casualties. I think we've maybe had 2 deaths in our anime."

"Really?" Levi exclaimed. "By now, half our useless cast is gone."

"And as for titans, I've gotten four."

Levi smirked. "Twelve."

Erza felt her blood start to pulse. "Oh, yeah? Let's make this a contest. PERSON WITH THE MOST TITAN KILLS WINS! YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED IF YOU DIE!" Her voice soared over Magnolia, as Fairy Tail and the Survey Corps attacked with newfound ferocity.

Erza turned to find a titan, but before she could take off from the building, it collapsed, steaming. Mikasa zoomed past, smirking.

Erza growled and sliced her way past the 7-m one Gray was about to handle.

"Damn you, Erza!" Gray called, his total still sitting at zero.

"Watch out, Gray-sama!" Juvia shouted, as she flung herself towards a 15-m lumbering towards Gray's exposed back. "WATER SLICER!"

But she was beaten to the punch by Gajeel.

"Gi-hi," he laughed. "Nice try, water woman."

Gajeel tumbled backwards as a two swords, sent by a Heaven's Wheel clad Erza, flew towards a titan past him.

"BLUMENBLATT!" Erza cried, simultaneously perfectly slicing the necks of five different titans. "Ha ha. Take that! Total of seventeen now."

"Sorry, Erza-chan," the Satan Soul Mirajane sympathized, shooting past in black and fuchsia. "I have eighteen."

"Nineteen!" Mikasa called, as her red scarf waved by, a smile gracing her face for a slight moment.

Both Fairy Tail women scowled.

"Captain Levi!" Armin yelled, sprinting towards the small man who was finishing off his 23rd titan. Levi sheathed his blades.

"What is it, Artlert? Is something wrong with that titan scumbag?"

"Yes, sir! He can't transform."

"Is he using the proper format? Self-pain and a clear objective?" Levi prompted.

"Yes, sir, but it's still not working." Armin pleaded.

"What do you mean? He needs to transform. The game was a great idea, but everyone is running out of steam. There are still a lot more titans, but I'm not sure how many. I'm just surprised at the lack of casualties. And I'm not seeing any blood either."

"We're doing and trying everything, but he can't transform." Armin explained.

Levi sighed. "I should've known. That useless dirt bag. Ah, well, we'll just have to go to plan B."

"But, sir!" Armin interjected.

Levi held up a hand. "Only choice if that asshole won't transform."

Armin gulped.

Jean stood on top of a building in the center of Magnolia, his blades steaming from his four trying titan kills.

How could the Fairy Tail mages be doing this so light-heartedly? He wondered. Didn't they know how fearsome they were, how many people they killed each week? More specifically…

Jean sighed.

He knew if this battle was taking inside the walls, he and everybody else would be so close to death. But somehow, death and blood were rare here, and were saving his butt. If only that had saved…

Jean shook the thought from his head. He readied his 3-d maneuver gear and shot towards an oncoming 7-m titan.

A scream shot through Magnolia, knocking Jean out of the air.

"NATSU!"