Snake was seriously mad about the other day when Ness and TL spilled ranch on him; he still smelled all sour and gross even though he took a shower for like five hours straight. He even used soap and everything.

"I'll show 'em they're not the only ones who can pull off a decent prank," he said.

In one of the hallways, he set up his prank. But how was he going to know when Ness and TL were coming? Wario then conveniently passed by.

"Psst," whispered Snake. Wario stopped and listened. "Wanna help me prank Ness and TL?"

"Gross, you smell like ranch!" Wario shouted, spitting right in Snake's face. He started walking again.

"W-wait! I'll let you take the food from my fridge for a week!" Snake called out. Wario came back.

"Fine, if I don't have to eat that crap from the cafeteria," he said. "What do I got to do?"

"Just tell me when Ness and TL are coming down this hallway, got it?" said Snake.

"Mhm yeah, whatever," yawned Wario. He went to go keep watch for the two kids.

After a couple of minutes, Ness and TL started coming down the corridor. Wario came running back to Snake.

"Snake, they're coming!" he said.

"Okay," said Snake. Wario then ran off to go raid Snake's fridge.

Walking down the hall, Ness and TL were playing Mario Kart on their D.S. lites.

"YES, I won!" shouted Ness.

"Yeah, well, I let you win," lied TL. Ness and TL then looked up and realized they were in the wrong hallway.

"Oops," they said and turned back. All of a sudden, King Dedede, holding a GIANT hammer that would be rather painful for whoever it hit, came down the hallway.

Snake was listening closely for footsteps.

Stomp stomp stomp. "That must be Ness and TL," he thought. Snake then activated the prank.

SPLATTER! A bucket came falling down from the ceiling and spilled maple syrup ALL over King Dedede. POOF! Another bucket came down and spilled feathers all over him. He looked really stupid...and very pissed.

"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO DID THIS!?" he bellowed at the top of his lungs. The earth shook.

"Uh oh," whimpered Snake. King Dedede looked right at him.

"Ohoho, you're gonna get it NOW!" roared Dedede. He grasped his hammer, charged at Snake and pummeled him for about thirty minutes straight.

"Owowow...this couldn't get any worse..." groaned Snake, battered and bruised.

An army of Waddle Dees and Doos then came out of nowhere and stomped on and trampled Snake. A Gordo came along and spiked him right on the butt. Dedede then got bored and left Snake to bleed on the cold hard ground.

"Ohh..." moaned Snake. "NOW this couldn't get any worse."

All of a sudden, Wario came into the scene.

"You fat, STINKING liar, you didn't have ANY freaking food in the fridge!" he yelled. "I'm gonna break EVERY bone in your body!" Wario then pulled out his bike(from who knows where) and rode it across the hallway at top speed. He left several tire tracks on Snake's back and made Snake smell all garlicky. Wario then burped in his face and left.

"H-ha...th-there's at least f-five bones he didn't b-break," said Snake before finally passing out on the ground. Dr. Mario then comes out of nowhere, loads Snake onto a stretcher, and rolls him away, bleeding and all.

So far Prank Week isn't going too well for anyone...but that could change next time! ...right?