Lucas woke up after a peaceful night's sleep. He yawned and turned around to admire his "My Little Pony" poster except...
"Alright, WHO THE HELL WROTE ON MY POSTER?!" he screamed. There in bright red ink were the words "My Little Pony sucks."
Ness and TL snickered.
"It's not funny, you guys are so immature!" shouted Lucas who was on the verge of crying.
Ness and TL just continued laughing at Lucas.
Lucas got so mad. How dare they try to prank him the other day. And how DARE they write on his awesome poster!? This meant WAR!
"I-I'm gonna p-prank you guys one day!" threatened Lucas.
"Yeah, right," Ness said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "No offense, but you couldn't prank anyone even if you tried."
"Y-yeah I could!" yelled Lucas, although he wasn't too sure himself.
"Ookay, whatever you say," yawned Ness, and he went back to his game of Mario Kart.
That afternoon, Lucas grabbed his cellphone and decided to prank-call TL. The phone rang for a long time and eventually went to voicemail.
"Hi, you've reached TL. And NO, I don't want to buy the Snuggie or KidzBop or any other crap you're selling, dammit! ...Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP."
So he called Ness instead.
"This prank call will be SO hilarious," Lucas thought. He dialed the number. The phone rang several times before Ness finally picked up.
"Hello?" said Ness.
"H-hi," said Lucas, nervous that he would mess up. "I j-just wanted to ask, is your refrigerator running?" Lucas tried to stifle his laughter.
"..."
"THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!" Lucas exploded with laughter and fell over on his stomach, still laughing like crazy.
"Oh what the hell, I KNOW IT'S YOU, LUCAS!" shouted Ness over the phone.
"H-huh? Wh-who's Lucas?" stammered Lucas, trying to come up with a fake name. "um..uh...The name's...Bob. Wait, no...ugh..um.." Even Lucas himself didn't believe that.
"...Right. Okay, first of all, Lucas, you're one of the WORST liars out there. Secondly, that was the LAMEST prank call I've ever heard; I knew you couldn't pull a proper prank. And lastly, in case you've forgotten, I have CALLER ID!" yelled Ness. The two words hit Lucas like a brick wall. Caller ID... Stupid technology.
"Um...well..uh...heh...you see...er..PIZZA HUT!" stuttered Lucas and he quickly hung up. He felt his face turn red with embarrassment(he hated that) and avoided Ness as much as he could for the rest of the day.
Lucas lay on his bed and kept thinking about the prank.
"Ugh, I can't believe I thought that was funny," he groaned in disgust. "I stink at pranks."
Lucas left his room and walked down the hallway dejectedly. Diddy Kong passed by.
"Hey, why so sad?" Diddy asked.
"My pranks are so stupid and lame. I feel so rejected, like...like broccoli!" sobbed Lucas.
"Stop being such a crybaby," Diddy said. Lucas continued sobbing. Diddy slapped Lucas right in the face.
"Get ahold of yourself!" Diddy Kong kept slapping Lucas until he finally stopped crying.
"I know what'll turn that frown upside-down. Look, I just gave Mario that can of soda, watch what happens!" Diddy pointed to Mario who was just around the corner. Mario opened the soda can only to have it explode right in his face. He looked really mad. Diddy Kong and Lucas tried to contain their laughter.
"I'm gonna kill that monkey if I ever get my hands on him," Mario grumbled. He walked back to his room and slammed the door so hard that one of the windows shattered in the hallway. All of a sudden, Crazy Hand, one of the owners of the SSBB mansion(the other is Master Hand), came flying in.
"What the-!?...WHO DID THIS!" shouted Crazy Hand, pointing at the broken window. "...MOMENTUM EQUALS CHEESE!" he yelled randomly. "I ATE CHICKEN NOODLE CHOWDER FROM A TOILET BOWL INSTEAD OF A SOUP BOWL!...um..Anyways, who did it?"
"Mario," replied Diddy and Lucas. They were rather creeped out by Crazy Hand's brief monologue. Crazy Hand floated there for a second.
"...If you'll excuse me, I need to go teach Mario...a little lesson," he said. He smashed right through the door to Mario's room and proceeded to beat him up.
"...Anyways, here's a prank you can try out," said Diddy. He whispered something in Lucas's ear.
"Oooh yeah, that's good!" said Lucas. "I can't wait to try it out!" And the two went off to set it up.
Meanwhile in Mario's room...
"Ack! Oof! Stoppit, let go of me!" shouted Mario, who was getting beaten up by Crazy Hand. Half the room was destroyed in a matter of seconds.
"OKEY DOKEY ARTICHOKEY," said Crazy Hand. He grabbed Mario and then flung him right out the window. Mario landed with a crash right on top of some vehicle. It seemed pretty new, too...well not anymore. There was a giant dent on top of it from where Mario landed. The vehicle alarm sounded loudly.
"Uh oh! I better get outta here before the owner comes!" panicked Mario. At that moment, Captain Falcon stepped out of the SSBB mansion. He gasped.
"My...my PRECIOUS Blue Falcon!" he cried, his eyes tearing up. "Who could've done such a HORRIBLE thing?!" He looked at Mario.
"You...YOU did this!?" he shouted. "Oh, it's go time!" He charged at Mario faster than you can say "Mario is going to get KO'd in about five seconds."
"Waaah!" wailed Mario as he ran away. But Captain Falcon was too quick for him.
"FALCO-PUUNCH!" Mario got sent flying to who knows where and that was the end of that.