Meanwhile, Ness and TL were moving onto their next victim - Ganondorf.
"Alright, let's sneak some worms and dirtballs into Ganondork's spaghetti and meatballs!" snickered Ness.
"Got it," said TL, holding up a bucket of earthworms and a bag full of dirt. "I can't wait to prank him."
"Hold on, we still have to convince Kirby the chef to let us mess with Ganondorf's lunch though," reminded Ness.
"That shouldn't be too hard," said TL. "Last week we convinced him that it was Meta Knight who accidentally spilled maple syrup on his comic book collection... Heheh."
Holding their pranking supplies, Ness and TL snuck into the kitchen and they were quickly confronted by Kirby.
"Hey, Ness and TL, what brings you here?" asked Kirby.
"Kirby, is it okay if we add some more flavor to Ganondork's - I mean Ganondorf's - food? He specifically asked us to add some more...uh...spices..." lied Ness. Kirby got a little suspicious.
"What kind of spices?" he asked.
"Oh, well um, y'know...uh..." stuttered Ness. Think, Ness, think! What was that spice Mom said she added into the steak?
"Um...just a sprinkle of pap..uh...p...!" stuttered Ness.
"Paprika? Parsley? Peruvian pepper?" finished Kirby.
"Uh, yeah, sure... That's it," muttered Ness. He smiled a convincing smile. Kirby raised an eyebrow at Ness, watching him suspiciously.
"Yeah, sure, just add it in...don't make too much of a mess though!" said Kirby. Tying on an apron and grabbing a wooden spoon, he waddled away to go check on his stew.
"Nice, man!" said TL, slapping Ness a high five. "Where'd you come up with that?
"I don't know, I just remember my mom saying something about that!" laughed Ness. The duo then proceeded to add the worms and dirtballs into Ganondorf's spaghetti.
"Hold on!" shouted TL. I want to put this bottle of glue and hot sauce in his spaghetti too! This is what he gets for being such a jerk to Princess Zelda all the time!" And with that, TL emptied half a bottle of glue and half a bottle of hot sauce into the meat sauce of Ganondorf's spaghetti.
They then hid in the kitchen and waited for Ganondorf to come pick up his lunch tray. Finally, he came, took his plate, and sat at a bench in the cafeteria. Ness and TL, on the edges of their seats, stared intently as the villain of Hyrule took a couple mouthfuls of the vile food.
"What the-" cried Ganondorf. "What the heck is wrong with my food! It's moving around in my mouth and it tastes like it's rolled in the mud or something! OH DEAR LORD. IT'S GETTING SPICIER!" He choked, howled, and screamed like a girl.
"I...NEED...WATER!" panted Ganondorf. He rushed to the water fountain and pressed the button to dispense some cool, refreshing water. However, as he bent down to drink some, he discovered that his lips had been glued together.
"MMMMM!" mumbled Ganondorf through his glued lips. "MMMMMMMRRFFFFF!" Tears and sweat flooded out of Ganondorf as he began rolling on the floor like a crazed animal.
Ness and TL sadistically watched this scene and enjoyed it, falling over on their backs and laughing their heads off.
"Someone should record this!" grinned Ness.
"I already am!" snorted TL, holding up a camcorder. They had a laughing fit and fell to the kitchen floor laughing.
All of a sudden, Ganondorf appeared behind the two kids. His shadow towered over the two kids, engulfing them in darkness.
"MMM," mumbled Ganondorf, realizing who was behind all this. He rolled up his sleeves and cracked his knuckles, ready to punch someone in the face.
"Uh-oh, he's onto us," whispered TL.
"RUN!" screeched Ness. Ganondorf, his mouth still on fire, angrily ran after Ness and TL.
Dashing through the many hallways of the SSBB mansion, Ness and TL ran into many people while rushing to their room. Eventually, they came across Zero Suit Samus, who was in a really bad mood after one of her suits shrank in the washer. She seethed with rage and punched the walls with her rock-hard fists. Luckily, Ness and TL were able to dodge the angry Samus, but Ganondorf, being a slow, bottom-tier character, went crashing into Samus. Now he was going to get it.
"Grrr... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" screeched Samus. Since Ganondorf's greasy lips were still glued together, he was unable to make up a dumb excuse.
"Nothing to say for yourself, eh? You're gonna get it now!" raged Samus before she kicked Ganondorf right in the face. She punched and tackled him to the ground in a fit of rage. Then she got him in a headlock and slapped him right across the face.
After violently beating up Ganondorf and spitting in his face, Samus stormed off without another care, leaving Ganondorf's lacerated body on the ground to be stepped on and used as a door mat to wipe your feet on.
"I'll...get those...obnoxious..kids.. if it's the last thing...I do..." coughed Ganondorf weakly. Then he passed out on the ground from the pain and that was the end of that.
Sorry I took so long to update it, but I was busy and didn't feel like writing much. But anyways, I'm back to writing for now, and I hope you enjoyed the story! :)