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Levi's POV

Levi and Erza were sitting in the guild, and Levi had his arm around Erza. They were laughing their heads off about, well, Levi wasn't sure. It was just for some reason really funny. They finished the laugh with one of those really dramatic sighs. Erwin, who was sitting across from them just laughed and shook his head.

Suddenly, Erza went silent and turned. Levi followed her gaze. "What are you- oh." Walking towards them was Jellal, the blue-headed guy.

"What do you want?" Levi sighed. Jellal came over and sat down next to Erza. He forcefully pushed over, and Levi went sliding down the bench. "Shit." Levi gripped the table in order to keep himself from falling off, and pulled himself up.

"Hey, Jellal. What are you doing here?" Erza asked.

"Well, I heard about the titan attack and I wanted to make sure you're okay." Jellal grabbed her hands. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine," Erza replied, pulling away.

"Didn't you ditch us once I heard the titans?" Levi questioned. Jellal went red.

Erza turned to Levi. "Its okay. This guy has caused me so many problems I don't know what I'd do if he died."

Levi sensed something. He looked at Jellal and Erza. "Can you to just make out already?"

They looked at Levi like he was from a different planet. Well, he probably was. "

You guys obviously have a history and the tension is killing me." Awkward silence. Levi sighed. "Erza, how old are you?"

"Technically 26 but I'm really 19."

"So, 19?" Levi prompted. Erza nodded. "I'm 34."

Erza looked at him in disbelief. "Oh my god. I'm dating a fucking 34 year old."

Jellal had eyes the size of dodgeballs. "You don't look 34!"

"Looks can be deceiving."

By now, Erwin was laughing so hard, he was snorting into his food. The 3 glared at him for ruining the moment.

"I'm sorry but this is too good!" Erwin said between laughs. Levi decided to ignore him. Erza's mouth was dropped and she ran off into the guild. Jellal followed her.

Levi slumped back down. "Oy, Levi," Erwin said, "I ship them too."

Levi smiled.

Suddenly, the door slammed open. Why is that door always slamming open? Levi thought. What is it with goddamn dramatic entrances with these people?

"The Thunder God Tribe has arrived!"


Eren's POV

"Wha-?" Eren jerked his head around. In the doorway, there stood 3 people, who Eren supposed were wizards.

"The Thunder God Tribe has arrived!" The Thunder God Tribe? What the hell was the Thunder God Tribe?

"Welcome back!" Mira called. There were two men and one female. One of the men wore a red robe and had long green hair. The other man wore a knight's helmet and was surrounded by flying cylinders of wood. He also had his tongue sticking out. The woman wore a green dress and held a fan and her glasses held stone cold eyes.

"Where were you guys?" Makorav asked.

"We're here to save you," the girl declared, waving her fan, ignoring Makorav. They didn't listen to anybody here.

"Where were you guys?" Makorav asked again.

Natsu tried waving his arms, "I already did all the saving!" Mikasa glared at him. "Well, me and Mr. I'm-gonna-kill-'em-in-destroy-mode." 'Mr. I'm-gonna-kill-'em-in-destroy-mode'? Oh, him.

"WHERE WERE YOU GUYS?" Makorav screamed, pissed off at the fact nobody was listening. "We could've used you in the battle!"

"We were on a much more important mission. No need to worry about it here if Laxus wasn't going to be fighting," the guy with green hair explained.

"That's right, isn't it, my babies?" the creepy guy kept wagging his tongue.

"That's right, that's right," the little wood cylinders repeated. Eren sat back in surprise, toppling off his chair.

"Shit," he muttered. Mirajane giggled as Eren lifted himself back up.

"Um, Laxus is over there." Gray pointed to the lightning wizard who sat in the back of the guild, chatting with some of Eren's comrades.

"LAXUS!" they screamed, and sprinted over to him, practically suffocating him with hugs. "YOU'RE OKAY!"

Gray rolled his eyes. The guild slowly went back to before, but Eren still remembered something. He turned to Mirajane.

"Mira," Eren asked, "Who are they?"

Mirajane smiled. "That's the Thunder God Tribe. They are Laxus's personal little team. The ultimate Laxus fanboys and girl. Freed is the leader. He's the one with green hair who uses Dark Ecricture magic. Then there's Bickslow with his tongue hanging out. He's a user of Human Possession magic, so that's why he has the dolls. And Evergreen's the girl in green who is a Stone Eyes and Fairy Magic wizard." Mirajane leaned in. "And I secretly ship her with my brother."

Eren facepalmed. But he looked back up when he remembered why he asked in the first place. "So, why did they say they would save us?"

Mirajane thought for a second. "I don't know. The titans are already beaten, and I'm sure we would hear if they weren't. But why don't you go ask them? They obviously have a reason."

Eren's inner shyness had a battle with his inner curiosity. Eren's inner curiosity won, but by only a hair. Shit. He wanted his inner shyness to win. But Eren lowered himself off his stool and started walking towards the Thunder God Tribe.

"Hey," Eren said, tapping Freed's shoulder. Someone tapped his shoulder. Eren turned around. "Mikasa! What the fuck are you doing? Go hang out with somebody else."

Mikasa adjusted her red scarf. "I'm trying to keep you from getting killed. What do you want with these guys anyway?"

"Well, the one girl, Evergreen, said she was gonna save us and Mira told me to ask how," Eren explained.

"I'm impressed. You're taking orders from another human being." Mikasa crossed her arms. By now, the Thunder God Tribe was staring at them. "Well, go ahead. Ask them your question." Mikasa pushed him forward.

"I'm not a goddamn 5-year-old, Mikasa," Eren muttered. He took a deep breath and looked up at the Thunder God Tribe. All of their eyes were cold and creepy, but it wasn't just the magic that made Eren feel that way. "Um, what did you guys mean by 'we're here to save you'?"

Freed shrugged. "We figured out how to send you guys home."