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That was your chapter, enjoy!

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Kidding, I'm not that mean :D

Chapter 13

"BECAUSE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS

BOUT THAT BASS

BASS, BASS BASS BASS

HIT IT LEO!"

"YEAH ITS PRETTY CLEAR

I AIN'T NO SIZE TWO

BUT I CAN SHAKE IT SHAKE IT

LIKE IM SUPPUSED TO DO-"

"SHUT UP!"

"You're ruining my good mood, Perseus. Shut up."

"Well then. Sing a different song."

"Percy what have you-"

"BANG BANG INTO THE ROOF!

I KNOW YOU WANT IT

BANG BANG ALL OVER YOU."

"Paisley, that song is so implicit. Like, really implicit."

"What did I just say about killing my vibe."

"Umm."

And thats how I woke up. Pleasant, right? Not.

Not that Paisley's a bad singer, she's actually really good, just when she's shouting the lyrics... youch. And Leo joining in too...

THANK YOU PERCY.

I groan and roll out of bed, almost falling to the floor in the process. Grumbling, I go downstairs, still half asleep.

"Good morning Piper!" Paisley chirps, in a too good of a mood for this hour. "Sleep well?"

"Um.." I reply, sitting next to Jason on a bar stool.

"Thats good because I made breakfast. Don't worry, I didn't let Leo near it." She says, putting a plate of blue pancakes in front of me, "Oh, and all the strawberries grew legs and went walk about so..." Paisley laughs nervously.

"Oh my gods, did they?" Leo says, actually believing it.

"Yeah. They decided 'hey! Tell you what would be a good idea. If we let Paisley eat us all. Lets go fella's' and then they walked over to me and said 'Eat me!' and then they went on a courageous journey to my tummy!" Paisley giggles. She ate all the strawberries. Smooth.

Here are some of the reactions she got:

Nico face palming.

Leo looking at her with a shocked face. He believed her.

Jason rolling his eyes.

Annabeth stiffling a laugh.

Percy groaning.

Dad grinning from ear to ear.

"Your friends are crazy, Pipes." he tells me, ruffling my hair.

"Oh! Dad! this is-" I say, remembering he's never met Paisley before.

"Paisley Oceana Brown. Not Oceania, because it doesn't have an 'i'." He says, chuckling and quoting Paisley. "I know."

I roll my eyes at Dad.

"I have manners, so I introduced myself. I felt bad that I was sleeping over at his house and he didn't even know me and gosh darn it Percy, this is why I shouldn't leave my pills at home. jeeez." Paisley rambles, before Nico pulls her to him and shush's her by sticking the last strawberry in her mouth. She grins and gives me a thumbs up. I look at her as if she's an alien on crack.

"Sorry about her." Nico says, grinning sheepishly at my Dad, "She just doesn't know when to shut up."

"Hey!" Paisley says, before her mouth is covered by his hand and his other arm goes around her waist, trapping her hands by her sides so she can't hit him.

"Hear that?" Percy says, smiling.

"Hear what?" Leo asks.

"Exactly." Percy says. Paisley 'hurumph''s.

"Well, as cool as it is meeting you all, I have to go to work." Dad says, kissing my forehead.

"Bye dad!"I say, finishing off my pancakes. I wasn't phased by him needing to leave. I don't blame him. My friends are crazy.

"Can I take my hand away from your mouth now?" Nico asks Paisley like she's five. She nods quickly. Nico does exactly that, and Paisley takes a huge breath.

"I never thought I would be able to breathe again!" She cries dramatically, "I love you oxygen!"

"Because you're sane." Percy tells her. She kicks his shin, making him fall to the floor holding it. What was she on this morning?

"I think Oxygen is very under appreciated. We have to breathe it to be able to live, yet no one acknowledges it." She says stubbornly, before shaking her head, "What am I saying? Percy, you should keep me away from the skittles next time."

Please Percy, do.

"But that looks like a cupcake." I say to Jason as we lay on the roof, "Not a bunny."

"No! See! It has ears and a tail and- that actually does look like a cupcake." Jason relents, giving in to see that I am right.

"That's a Dino." I say, pointing to a cloud with my free hand (My left). The other was wrapped in Jason's right.

"Specify what kind of Dinosaur." He says playfully, poking my tummy.

"Um, A Pterodactyl?" I try. He laughs.

"I was thinking more along the lines of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but that works too." he says.

"It reminds me of Ducky from the Land Before Time." I say, tilting my head to the side, thinking of the small green dinosaur that was tiny compared to Little Foot and Sera.

"Never watched it." Jason shrugs. I gasp.

"Where have you been? Living under a rock?" I say. What kind of childhood is this?

"Apparently." Jason plays along, letting go of my hand and using that arm to wrap around my waist and pull me to his side.

"Well, it's a good thing I have the whole series on DVD, then. Isn't it?"

*Three Hours Later*

"Piper, can we stop watching it now?" Jason complains, throwing popcorn at me.

"Shush!" I hush, taking a handful and shoving it into his mouth, all of which he spits out.

"Piper. This series sucks. Can we watch something else?" He whinges.

"No." I say firmly. Jason tackles me to the couch, and his fingers move around my stomach and waist.

"Now can we stop watching?" He asks, stopping his tickling torture and letting me breathe.

"Yes!" I howl, as his fingers twitch and threaten to move, "We can stop watching it now!"

"Good." Jason grins, pecking my cheek affectionately and getting off me.

"Good." I smile, sitting up.

I'm glad we're back together, and quite frankly (Sorry Frank) I wouldn't have it any other way.

"Hey Piper." Paisley says, coming up to me, "Do you have a piano in the house?"

Why the heck would she need a piano? Deciding not to question her, I nod.

"Yeah. There's one downstairs, just-"

"Thanks!" Paisley shouts, making a beeline for the stairs that go downstairs.

That was weird.

All of a sudden, arms wrap around my waist and my feet leave the floor.

"Put me down!" I demand of Jason, struggling to escape. I can tell its him because his blonde head is on my shoulder.

"And if I say no?" He challenges.

I stay quiet. Because whatever I choose to punish him (eg. no hugs) will punish me too. But I suppose I could go to Leo for hugs.

I've stayed silent for a while. The Silent Treatment.

"Seriously?" Jason says, tossing me over his shoulder.

I stay quiet. I shall not talk untill my feet are on the ground and I am not being held captive.

"Childish much?" That kind of hurt to think he was thinking of me as a child.

"Please talk?" Jason pleads, "What do I have to do to get you to talk?"

Is he seriously asking that question? Seriously? Man...

Jason starts to walk up the stairs, with me still over his shoulder.

"Piper please?"

No.

At the top of the stairs, and by Jason's room door, Jason sets me down. now I can talk.

"Now I will talk. Why did you need to throw me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes?" I ask him.

"Because I love you."

A/N

Hi!

Bleugh. Too much stuff going on. I legit spent the morning writing sad poems and an even sadder song. WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO?

Anyways, lets pretend I'm hugging you all right now because everyone likes hugs because everyone deserves them. T-rex's are only angry because their arms are too short to hug each other. Also, because you guy's rock.

I do not own PJO, HOO, All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor and Bang Bang by Jessie J, Nicki Minaj, and Ariana Grande

~KaleidoscopeColours

I am terrified of_.

Clues:

Its an insect.

It flies.

It changes from a small worm like creature into something big and beautiful.