The Walls
"Jaegar, Ackerman," Levi nodded. "We were starting to worry. Arlert here was scared you might be dead. Levi pointed to Armin, who was surrounded by stacks and stacks of books.
Mikasa dropped Eren on the floor. "Dammit, Mikasa," Eren muttered as he rubbed his head and stood up. "What the hell was that for?"
"You were acting like an idiot and you were going to get yourself killed," Mikasa stated.
Eren ignored her, and looked around. "No way. We're back at Survey Corps headquarters."
Levi nodded. "We're back at the exact same time and date that hole appeared and you were dumb enough to go sticking your head in it."
"What's with degrading me in long run on sentences?" Eren grumbled.
"Well Hange's already off to research this fiasco, and Kirstein ran off mumbling about something called Edolas." Levi turned to leave, but spun back around.
"Oh, and by the way, Jaegar. Since Mirajane was talking to me about being something called a fangirl, she also taught me about shipping. Apparently she ships Jean x Marco, Eren x Mikasa, and Levihan, whatever that is. I read some of her Eren x Mikasa fanfic and I have to say she is a very talented author. I brought back some more Eren x Mikasa fanfic to share if you ever want to read it."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Fiore
"Lucy."
Lucy turned away from her conversation with Erza. "What do you nee- oh my god! Natsu! What happened?!"
Natsu scowled. He was covered head to bitten off leg in bruises and cuts. Natsu looked like he had decided to take a bath in a tub of nails and cobras.
"Well," Natsu looked down and played with his wheel on the floor. "As compensation for burning your keys and getting all your spirits mad at you, I decided to let them all beat me up. As long as they understood you had nothing to do with the burning."
Lucy looked in horror at Natsu's cuts and scrapes. "You need Wendy. ASAP. But," Lucy started giggling. "You didn't need to do that. My spirits and I have already made up."
Natsu's broken jaw dropped to the floor. After a moment, he just wheeled away. "I'm finding Happy and going to the ER.
Lucy couldn't stop laughing. Gray looked at her and shook his head. "What?" she asked.
Gray chuckled. "You two are too cute."
The End
Hey guys, that's it. I just want to say thanks to all my reviewers for helping me, my followers for showing this is a follow-worthy story, and my favoriters for, well, showing this story is worthy of favoritism. And of course, thanks to anyone who read this story and got to this point without getting too bored. I also want to apologize to those people who got really bored with my bold opinions (puns). Anyway, I really appreciate all of you guys, because this has been one hell of a ride.
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